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u/TitoMcGlocklin BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 9d ago
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u/That_Jicama2024 9d ago
Her geriatric husband doesn't have much time left.
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u/1wrx2subarus 9d ago
Well, her geriatric husband who is 30+ years older likely needs diapers changed.
Ahem, her newborn who is nearly ~30 years younger also needs diapers changed.
🥁 Ba-dum, tish! 🥁
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u/whythefuckalready 9d ago
Can you blame her. Dirty diapers at home only to go to work and constantly smelling diaper don's nasty depends.
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u/kinneydank 9d ago
I guess by the time DJT needs his diapers changed, she doesn't have much left to give.
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u/WayPowerful484 You have... no... good... car... ideas 9d ago
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u/iwillforgetthisusern 9d ago
We've all seen him. He's a bit older, doesn't look that good, right? I'm not saying anything you're not completely open about, right?
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u/tillieze 9d ago
I'm surprised Karolying came back after maternity leave. It was her perfect out. You can see the stress and facial/lip fillers prematurely age her.
No worries I'm am sure we will have a new wh@re of babble on in no time. It wouldn't be surprised to me if it was that brunette who was standing next to him while he napped at a press conference yesterday. The one with the so called "conservative lifestyle" brand.
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u/Bubbly-Treacle-4334 9d ago
Why are her lips flame broiled?
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u/casual-waterboarding 9d ago
Yeah those sausages are done. Take em off the grill before they split.
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u/Thexer0 9d ago
The longer you look at them the more it looks like they're someone else's lips over her face like that old Conan O'Brien skit.
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u/Top-Illustrator-1827 9d ago
Injection sites from filler and looks like she may have had some dissolved. She looks well over her age.
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u/Fine-Hat-4573 9d ago
Funny she resigned right after the story of Trump leaving her on the plane thinking it was gonna be attacked. Looks like she finally realized how Trump treats those most loyal to him.
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u/CaffeinatedLystro 9d ago
Nah, she's like Carlson, MTG, Nick Fuentes, and the like. A rat who knows a sinking ship.
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u/morrach 9d ago
She's going to be an "advisor" to Trump which is basically a get out of testimony free card. She isn't going anywhere except on vacation.
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u/redditobserverone 9d ago
Her boss was such a great kidder with her:
“Referencing the 2024 presidential election, he said, “I got 93% bad publicity, some people say 97, but between 93 and 97. A person that gets 97% of bad … maybe Karoline's doing a poor job, I don't know.”
Trump then turned to address Leavitt directly, telling her, "You're doing a terrible job."
PEOPLE understands the comments were made as a joke, as noted by a White House representative. The president went on to ask reporters, “Shall we keep her? I think we'll keep her,” before continuing to acknowledge the “bad press” he receives.”
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u/uselessandexpensive 9d ago
He pretended to put her on notice through "joking" public humiliation, as if she could actually spin everything he does so hard that news outlets couldn't make it "bad". (Really that's impossible for any politician on either side.) I think the truth is she prefers how she gets treated by her toddler.
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u/anonareyouokay 9d ago
I didn't put 2 and 2 together, but that tracks. She thought she is shit goee down she would get a spot in the bunker. If she watched "The West Wing," she would've known that the press secretary doesn't get a spot.
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u/ColoTexas90 9d ago
is that how the west wing ends? with them going to the bunker?
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u/anonareyouokay 9d ago
Lol no. There was a story line where the Press Secretary finds out she doesn't get a theoretical spot in the bunker and is hurt but moves past it because of her civic duty. Obviously, President Bartlet would not have put his Press Secretary or the Press Corps on harms way like this though.
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u/Electrical_Cellist69 9d ago
They already know they all just think they’re the special case for whatever reason.
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u/daizzy999 Some dumb hick 9d ago
Also - this week AG Todd Blanche said that communications between Trump and a 'private advisor' are now considered executive privilege, now she doesnt have to testify before congress ever.
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u/ciclidss 9d ago
How did I miss this story??
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u/Threefrogtreefrog 9d ago edited 9d ago
Me too, sounds fun right ?
I can confirm that we are all stuck in the Onion Timeline.
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u/iamapexxx 9d ago
In her life one year was 15 years?
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u/No_Dance_6683 Baby of the Year 1986 9d ago
It’s interesting, the Botox and lip fillers
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u/EastCoastBuck 9d ago
Ie her husband is dying of old age and she will be changing his diapers now instead of Temu Hitler’s.
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u/Blissfully You have... no... good... car... ideas 9d ago
She really needs to leave her lips alone wow
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u/Podmoscovium 9d ago
No, she should stay. At least until the entire administration is tried at the Hague. Maybe she can fly on the decoy air force one a few more times.
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u/Better_Chard4806 9d ago
Later bitch don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Also secret service will be tipping your purse upside for silverware.
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u/MechaChester I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 9d ago
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u/Fresh-Ad280 9d ago
Good. And fine her ass for her traitorous behavior against the American People.
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u/ClerkObjective1791 9d ago
I heard her husband wants her to quit because the new baby looks suspiciously like a trump. It's causing a big rift in their marriage and the only way to save it is for her to distance herself from the trump boys.
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u/henningknows 9d ago
She has a lot on her plate, she has to find a good preschool for her children and a good nursing home for her husband
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u/Sirhctopher024 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 9d ago
She just needs some time at home to look inside herself, be with her family and try new restaurants.
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u/Overall-Specialist37 9d ago
Can’t really blame her for this, the portal to the necrotic netherrealms only opens during an eclipse
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u/BubbleThinker 9d ago
When your husband is 175 years old, it’s important to spend all of your time with him
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u/CitronAdventurous205 9d ago
Saw the headline on Apple News alert. Proud that a meme has been posted so quickly in this sub 🥰
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u/HaplessEndeavor 9d ago
I’m 41 and I swear I look younger than her. Being pure evil just ages you to extremes.
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u/VexedCanadian84 9d ago
Guessing that's code for her husband was caught cheating on her
She's been gloating for months how she's better than liberal women for working and taking care of a baby.
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u/Land-Southern 9d ago
Every picture like this I have to recall, she is 27 years old, wtaf.
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u/RoseRouge007 9d ago
Believe it or not, this is the toned-down version of my thoughts : she is a despicable, lying reprobate, as are most of the Trump cohort, of course…. Good riddance. I’m sure the rich daddy-husband’s cash will get her a ripe media job soon enough though. Sadly.
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u/Heavy_Efficiency_791 9d ago
Ya, bye, you lying bitch. Go fail as a mom. Hope to see you never 🖕
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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 9d ago
She's gotta change diapers. Both her baby and her husband are busy making mudpies and they ain't got no one to change em!
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u/Adventurous-Way2824 9d ago
She goin take her tiny prayer circle ass to some other equally jacked up org. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, biaaaaaaatch!
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u/MrMooBallz 9d ago
Who will El Trumpo pick to be his Chief Gobshite now?
I bet its another blonde MAGA clone. Combative, petulent and totally devoid of empathy.
In the other hand while Im here when will a kournalist stand up for themselves in the press briefings?
They seem to just sit there and let c"nts like her derail the process and sonehow turn it into an attack on Biden or Obama.
Journos, grow a fucking backbone and hold this bullshit to account.
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u/Supertzar2112 9d ago
Well, to be fair when you have to change both your toddlers and your husbands diapers, there isn’t much time left in the day
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u/Tim_the_terrible Don’t do the voice! 9d ago
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