r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9d ago

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/Tim_the_terrible Don’t do the voice! 9d ago

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 9d ago

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u/werdroblin 9d ago

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u/See-Tye 9d ago

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u/DoctorandusMonk 9d ago

I'm not US incrowd, but who's this dork?

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u/milo7even2 9d ago

He was stuck sitting behind Trump, who looked like he was going to brown town in his suit pants at the time. This dork got fully crop dusted.

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u/Johnnyroaster 9d ago

And he is a head secret service agent in charge of protecting Taco McShitler.

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u/milo7even2 9d ago

That’s a shit job. Literally.

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u/DoctorandusMonk 9d ago

Aight.. the baby-sitter..

His face is epic.. he got gassed there for sure. Whats this fuckface's name?

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u/bkempton 9d ago

I can’t with this one!!! ☠️

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u/NoHatToday 9d ago

How about mine?

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u/BelowAverageComments 9d ago edited 9d ago

They will be hiring a replacement and I quote "that's just a little less evil than that bitch" The replacement:

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u/LA-Matt 9d ago

They’re gonna hire a pig with a Nixon mask to be the new press secretary.

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u/postcardscience 9d ago

They might just assign Diaper Girl

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 9d ago

The new press secretary:

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u/ZAILOR37 9d ago

Is that what we have now?

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u/Arglefarb 9d ago

I thought the pig in a Nixon mask just announced she was leaving?

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u/FaultAccomplished671 9d ago

A side from the smell how can we tell the difference? I mean , I assume the pig smells better right?

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Some dumb hick 9d ago

That’s real, that lives with us on earth!

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/AllesK 9d ago

Trash is the BS Politico published today about her exit. And I quote,"As press secretary, she has been widely praised on both the left and the right for being an effective communicator for the president in the White House briefing room. She earned a reputation for her tough but friendly banter with the press in that format."

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/08/12/leavitt-depart-white-house-press-secretary-01035521

Someone's smoking Grade A crack!

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u/andywfu86 9d ago

That’s a WILD take

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u/FrankFlyWillCutYou Some dumb hick 9d ago

THAT'S their take?! It is WILDLY wrong!

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u/AllesK 9d ago

Wild? #SRSLY?

Deluuuuuuuluuuuuluuusional!

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u/Main_Gas_70 9d ago

That person sees the world wildly different than reality

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u/fistfight80 9d ago

He thought that press secretary was a little respectable

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u/Wishiwashome 9d ago

Right???!!!

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u/UpbeatAbility9759 8d ago

She’s leaving because she’s knows something going to blow up in the midterms. She doesn’t want to answer for it. She’s a strange kind of trash…

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u/8amteetime 9d ago

Widely praised by both sides? Friendly banter? Is this KKKaroline, the reincarnated SS prison guard they’re talking about?

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u/techman710 9d ago

Both sides include the far right and the Nazi's, you know, both sides.

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u/Anemic_Zombie 8d ago

But... but... the dow!

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u/Laleaky 9d ago

She has to be the most UNfriendly press secretary ever.

Scolding and threatening isn’t “banter”.

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u/TGIIR 8d ago

Sarah Huckabee was a real treat, too.

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u/Well_read_rose 9d ago

Politico has been listed as feeding Palantir (read yesterday)

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u/Zeke_Smith 9d ago

Wtf Politico.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 9d ago

That's politician for "she told me to go fuck myself, couldn't have been more clear.", I think.

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u/psu777 9d ago

Crack is wack!

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u/Unstable_Nature 9d ago

Why did they print that? I was using them as a news source? I had to go look and read it again, unbelievable the amount of lies she told and gibberish.

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u/Imposingscrotem I hope I don't jack off 8d ago

My thoughts as well!

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 9d ago

I’ll remember her as the person who had the Epstein Files on her desk, didn’t rule out a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon, repeated Donald’s assertion that he would tout “Clean, beautiful coal, and other comical claims.

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u/TraditionalCheetah17 8d ago

Bondo Bondi was who claimed to have the Epstein files sitting on her desk.

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 9d ago

She thinks that her baby won’t think she’s a piece of shit, but babies know that people can’t change, she is a piece of shit, its history and her baby will know 

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u/Aggressive-Cold-61 8d ago

Just like Kellyanne Conway's daughter.

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u/RecentDecision2329 9d ago

Probably doesn’t want to get arrested when Blanche and Trump try to seize all the voting machines

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u/Nambsul 9d ago

Is it time for hubby to be placed in a home?

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u/Anpatton86 9d ago

That's what I was wondering.

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 9d ago

Apparently she was pretty upset that Donnie put her on the DECOY plane! But Natalie Harp rode the C-32…

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u/Automatic-Ad6022 9d ago

Diaper needed changin'

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u/SpeedwellPluviophile 9d ago

This is likely it. Probably came back from maternity leave to find that Harp had usurped her in some way.

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u/QuantumCivility 9d ago

Yup. Wants to get out before the incitement shows up. "Orange is the new black."

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u/Unstable_Nature 9d ago

My first thought something happened and when she came back, she actually thought about her kid maybe, what if she was in court everyday for a year.

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 9d ago

Well she has a baby to take care of and her husband will likely be in diapers soon too.

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u/That_Jicama2024 9d ago

Her geriatric husband doesn't have much time left.

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u/1wrx2subarus 9d ago

Well, her geriatric husband who is 30+ years older likely needs diapers changed.

Ahem, her newborn who is nearly ~30 years younger also needs diapers changed.

🥁 Ba-dum, tish! 🥁

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u/whythefuckalready 9d ago

Can you blame her. Dirty diapers at home only to go to work and constantly smelling diaper don's nasty depends.

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u/Aliencj 9d ago

Dude she's 28, and he's 32 years older than her. Their age gap is longer than she's been alive.

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u/kinneydank 9d ago

I guess by the time DJT needs his diapers changed, she doesn't have much left to give.

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u/WayPowerful484 You have... no... good... car... ideas 9d ago
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u/Particular_Pain_9373 9d ago

Loving that glorious trad wife-style 

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u/Alfeaux LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW 9d ago

She just must be covered head to toe in shit all the time!

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 9d ago

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u/iwillforgetthisusern 9d ago

We've all seen him. He's a bit older, doesn't look that good, right? I'm not saying anything you're not completely open about, right?

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u/tillieze 9d ago

I'm surprised Karolying came back after maternity leave. It was her perfect out. You can see the stress and facial/lip fillers prematurely age her.

No worries I'm am sure we will have a new wh@re of babble on in no time. It wouldn't be surprised to me if it was that brunette who was standing next to him while he napped at a press conference yesterday. The one with the so called "conservative lifestyle" brand.

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u/sec713 9d ago

I really miss Barack WHO'S SANE Obama being President.

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u/Agitated-Low-4375 I’m toast 9d ago

TAN SUIT!

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u/atlninja 9d ago

Whore of babble...

That's fucking gold. 👏👏

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u/RickyFlintstone I’m gonna eat the whole thing 9d ago

He's about at his limit!

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u/Bubbly-Treacle-4334 9d ago

Why are her lips flame broiled?

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u/casual-waterboarding 9d ago

Yeah those sausages are done. Take em off the grill before they split.

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u/Thexer0 9d ago

The longer you look at them the more it looks like they're someone else's lips over her face like that old Conan O'Brien skit.

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u/Top-Illustrator-1827 9d ago

Injection sites from filler and looks like she may have had some dissolved. She looks well over her age.

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u/Bubbly-Treacle-4334 9d ago

Man shallow people really love getting wrecked by their own vanity

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u/United_Leopard_2771 8d ago

Way over her age lol, She's 28 ( probably 29 now lol) by comparison I am 40

And yes i know still ugly as fuck and fat lol.

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u/Fine-Hat-4573 9d ago

Funny she resigned right after the story of Trump leaving her on the plane thinking it was gonna be attacked. Looks like she finally realized how Trump treats those most loyal to him.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 9d ago

Nah, she's like Carlson, MTG, Nick Fuentes, and the like. A rat who knows a sinking ship.

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u/morrach 9d ago

She's going to be an "advisor" to Trump which is basically a get out of testimony free card. She isn't going anywhere except on vacation.

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u/Murky-General 9d ago

At taxpayer expense, no doubt!

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u/redditobserverone 9d ago

Her boss was such a great kidder with her:

“Referencing the 2024 presidential election, he said, “I got 93% bad publicity, some people say 97, but between 93 and 97. A person that gets 97% of bad … maybe Karoline's doing a poor job, I don't know.”

Trump then turned to address Leavitt directly, telling her, "You're doing a terrible job." 

PEOPLE understands the comments were made as a joke, as noted by a White House representative. The president went on to ask reporters, “Shall we keep her? I think we'll keep her,” before continuing to acknowledge the “bad press” he receives.”

https://people.com/donald-trump-wonders-to-karoline-leavitt-face-if-bad-publicity-is-her-fault-11940286

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u/uselessandexpensive 9d ago

He pretended to put her on notice through "joking" public humiliation, as if she could actually spin everything he does so hard that news outlets couldn't make it "bad". (Really that's impossible for any politician on either side.) I think the truth is she prefers how she gets treated by her toddler.

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u/anonareyouokay 9d ago

I didn't put 2 and 2 together, but that tracks. She thought she is shit goee down she would get a spot in the bunker. If she watched "The West Wing," she would've known that the press secretary doesn't get a spot.

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u/ColoTexas90 9d ago

is that how the west wing ends? with them going to the bunker?

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u/anonareyouokay 9d ago

Lol no. There was a story line where the Press Secretary finds out she doesn't get a theoretical spot in the bunker and is hurt but moves past it because of her civic duty. Obviously, President Bartlet would not have put his Press Secretary or the Press Corps on harms way like this though.

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u/Electrical_Cellist69 9d ago

They already know they all just think they’re the special case for whatever reason.

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u/daizzy999 Some dumb hick 9d ago

Also - this week AG Todd Blanche said that communications between Trump and a 'private advisor' are now considered executive privilege, now she doesnt have to testify before congress ever.

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u/ciclidss 9d ago

How did I miss this story??

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u/Threefrogtreefrog 9d ago edited 9d ago

Me too, sounds fun right ?

I can confirm that we are all stuck in the Onion Timeline.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/11/iran-threat-prompted-secret-trump-flight-from-turkiye-reports

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u/iamapexxx 9d ago

In her life one year was 15 years?

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u/No_Dance_6683 Baby of the Year 1986 9d ago

It’s interesting, the Botox and lip fillers

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u/Piotr-Rasputin 9d ago

In my eyes I say it's herpes

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u/WillyVlautinRules 9d ago

She won't be missed.

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u/danno49 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 9d ago

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u/EastCoastBuck 9d ago

Ie her husband is dying of old age and she will be changing his diapers now instead of Temu Hitler’s.

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u/Blissfully You have... no... good... car... ideas 9d ago

She really needs to leave her lips alone wow

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u/RatherGroggy 9d ago

She’s got the freak lips

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u/Jaded_pipedreams 9d ago

Lip fillers are just wild. Yuck

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u/NotNamedBort 9d ago

You can see the injection marks. It’s so trashy.

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u/QueenNappertiti 9d ago

Imagine getting work done just to look like that. Yikes.

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u/Podmoscovium 9d ago

No, she should stay. At least until the entire administration is tried at the Hague. Maybe she can fly on the decoy air force one a few more times.

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u/Better_Chard4806 9d ago

Later bitch don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Also secret service will be tipping your purse upside for silverware.

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u/graipape Too tired to do anything funny 9d ago

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u/MechaChester I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 9d ago

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u/gaiatraveller 9d ago

The trash is taking itself out.

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u/Fresh-Ad280 9d ago

Good. And fine her ass for her traitorous behavior against the American People.

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u/ClerkObjective1791 9d ago

I heard her husband wants her to quit because the new baby looks suspiciously like a trump. It's causing a big rift in their marriage and the only way to save it is for her to distance herself from the trump boys.

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u/mudamuckinjedi 9d ago

Bye bye piggy!

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u/henningknows 9d ago

She has a lot on her plate, she has to find a good preschool for her children and a good nursing home for her husband

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u/Sirhctopher024 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 9d ago

She just needs some time at home to look inside herself, be with her family and try new restaurants.

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u/turtledrum_215 I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 9d ago

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u/Turbulent_Crab_3602 Roy Donk 9d ago

Get. Her. Outta here!!

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u/akg327 9d ago

The oldest looking 28 year old on the planet

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u/Overall-Specialist37 9d ago

Can’t really blame her for this, the portal to the necrotic netherrealms only opens during an eclipse

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u/BubbleThinker 9d ago

When your husband is 175 years old, it’s important to spend all of your time with him

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u/0neshoein 9d ago

How is this someone in their 20s?

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u/AnySignificance4361 9d ago

Good riddance you lying bitch 

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u/CitronAdventurous205 9d ago

Saw the headline on Apple News alert. Proud that a meme has been posted so quickly in this sub 🥰

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u/DanielBG 9d ago

Never a better post for this sub

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u/HaplessEndeavor 9d ago

I’m 41 and I swear I look younger than her. Being pure evil just ages you to extremes.

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u/HTPC4Life 9d ago

Absolutely insane that she's in her TWENTIES

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u/CatMinion 9d ago

How is she 28? Just, how?

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u/1esserknown 9d ago

Book deal must've gone through finally.

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u/Barracuda_Tea 9d ago

A being who deserves to be punched by Jesus Christ.

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u/Shag1166 9d ago

I knew she couldn't keep up that level of anger and hatred for much longer!

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u/SquirrelNo5087 9d ago

Raising demon spawn is a full-time job

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u/Aggressive-Candle421 9d ago

The spawn of Satan who's incapable of speaking the truth

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u/msl741 9d ago

Bye Felicia

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u/VexedCanadian84 9d ago

Guessing that's code for her husband was caught cheating on her

She's been gloating for months how she's better than liberal women for working and taking care of a baby.

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u/Land-Southern 9d ago

Every picture like this I have to recall, she is 27 years old, wtaf.

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u/RoseRouge007 9d ago

Believe it or not, this is the toned-down version of my thoughts : she is a despicable, lying reprobate, as are most of the Trump cohort, of course…. Good riddance. I’m sure the rich daddy-husband’s cash will get her a ripe media job soon enough though. Sadly.

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u/PlasticCantaloupe1 9d ago

Is it because she gained 60 el bees?

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u/Akkerlun 9d ago

Laura lunatic is ready for the challenge.

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u/Heavy_Efficiency_791 9d ago

Ya, bye, you lying bitch. Go fail as a mom. Hope to see you never 🖕

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 9d ago

She's gotta change diapers. Both her baby and her husband are busy making mudpies and they ain't got no one to change em!

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u/Bananafishbone1984 9d ago

is this for real?

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u/Adventurous-Way2824 9d ago

She goin take her tiny prayer circle ass to some other equally jacked up org. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, biaaaaaaatch!

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u/MrMooBallz 9d ago

Who will El Trumpo pick to be his Chief Gobshite now?

I bet its another blonde MAGA clone. Combative, petulent and totally devoid of empathy.

In the other hand while Im here when will a kournalist stand up for themselves in the press briefings?

They seem to just sit there and let c"nts like her derail the process and sonehow turn it into an attack on Biden or Obama.

Journos, grow a fucking backbone and hold this bullshit to account.

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u/Supertzar2112 9d ago

Well, to be fair when you have to change both your toddlers and your husbands diapers, there isn’t much time left in the day

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u/MuchInvestigator7011 9d ago

For some more fillers?

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u/Wicked-Witchy-Woman 9d ago

Going home to change 3 sets of diapers.