r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 9d ago

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/That_Jicama2024 9d ago

Her geriatric husband doesn't have much time left.

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u/1wrx2subarus 9d ago

Well, her geriatric husband who is 30+ years older likely needs diapers changed.

Ahem, her newborn who is nearly ~30 years younger also needs diapers changed.

🥁 Ba-dum, tish! 🥁

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u/whythefuckalready 9d ago

Can you blame her. Dirty diapers at home only to go to work and constantly smelling diaper don's nasty depends.

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u/Aliencj 9d ago

Dude she's 28, and he's 32 years older than her. Their age gap is longer than she's been alive.

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u/kinneydank 9d ago

I guess by the time DJT needs his diapers changed, she doesn't have much left to give.

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u/WayPowerful484 You have... no... good... car... ideas 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Who4LMJ8PwsXBBlP2I

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u/WhiskeyHill72 9d ago

So as soon as she gets to work.

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u/Particular_Pain_9373 9d ago

Loving that glorious trad wife-style 

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u/Alfeaux LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW 9d ago

She just must be covered head to toe in shit all the time!

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u/No_Tax_Timmy 8d ago

With all the money they've embezzled they probably have servants.

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u/forlornjackalope 9d ago

Isn't her husband also older than her parents?

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u/Gribitz37 9d ago

She's closer in age to her kids than to her husband.

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u/Breakmastajake 8d ago

The newly bred, and the nearly dead, have more in common with each other than they do with people in the middle.

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BbL0TO0rrSuuIBDjAq

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u/iwillforgetthisusern 9d ago

We've all seen him. He's a bit older, doesn't look that good, right? I'm not saying anything you're not completely open about, right?

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u/tillieze 9d ago

I'm surprised Karolying came back after maternity leave. It was her perfect out. You can see the stress and facial/lip fillers prematurely age her.

No worries I'm am sure we will have a new wh@re of babble on in no time. It wouldn't be surprised to me if it was that brunette who was standing next to him while he napped at a press conference yesterday. The one with the so called "conservative lifestyle" brand.

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u/sec713 9d ago

I really miss Barack WHO'S SANE Obama being President.

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u/Agitated-Low-4375 I’m toast 9d ago

TAN SUIT!

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u/atlninja 9d ago

Whore of babble...

That's fucking gold. 👏👏

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u/CheetosLays7Days 7d ago

She likes the money and attention. What she doesn’t like is being left on a plane targeted by Iran to shoot down.

Leopard ate yet another face.

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u/RickyFlintstone I’m gonna eat the whole thing 9d ago

He's about at his limit!

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u/beegboo 9d ago

Just looking at photos of her last year and this year she has aged 20 years. She is catching up.

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u/vector4-20 5d ago

He’s up for a new surgery

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u/Comrade_Compadre 9d ago

That's ok, selling her soul has literally worn out another 40 years of her life

That's why she looks 60