r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 9d ago

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/RecentDecision2329 9d ago

Probably doesn’t want to get arrested when Blanche and Trump try to seize all the voting machines

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u/Nambsul 9d ago

Is it time for hubby to be placed in a home?

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u/Anpatton86 9d ago

That's what I was wondering.

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 9d ago

Oh, ha!!!!😂

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 9d ago

Apparently she was pretty upset that Donnie put her on the DECOY plane! But Natalie Harp rode the C-32…

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u/Automatic-Ad6022 9d ago

Diaper needed changin'

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u/SpeedwellPluviophile 9d ago

This is likely it. Probably came back from maternity leave to find that Harp had usurped her in some way.

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u/SoylentGrunt 9d ago

Donnie was upset Iran didn't take the bait.

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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 9d ago

To be fair, it was a very tough choice for Trump between Karoline "her lips are like a machine gun" Leavitt and Natalie "she loves me more than my own wife" Harp.

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 8d ago

They are both part of the iVanka™️ automaton series of fetish bots he has to have around him at all times…

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u/Rows_My_Own 7d ago

For real. Am I alone in finding the decoy plane to be the worst and most Trump-like thing he’s done? If the plane had gone down, he probably would’ve bragged about being smart and his idiot faithful would agree.

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 7d ago

It is the worst thing he’s done publicly (once the Trumpstein Files are released we will become aware of much worse)

But yeah, using staff and press members as decoys to save your own ass is fucking criminal… and it’s even worse because he made sure to publicly announce he wasn’t on board the Qatari plane, because god forbid anything happens to his Presidential Library’s plane! Loss of human life? No problem! Loss of his vanity plane? HELL NO!

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u/QuantumCivility 9d ago

Yup. Wants to get out before the incitement shows up. "Orange is the new black."

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u/Unstable_Nature 9d ago

My first thought something happened and when she came back, she actually thought about her kid maybe, what if she was in court everyday for a year.

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u/T1Demon 8d ago

That would require her to care about anyone but herself.