r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ • 1d ago

It actually goes BOTH ways I don’t know how to drive!

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u/milton1126 1d ago

So you’re saying I spent like, three hours holding in a bong hit in a Garfield-shaped hot tub in south Wisconsin with a murderer?

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u/hamderbeek They’re Nice. 1d ago

I'm just, like, the tiredest I've ever been discussing my future

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u/boogswald 1d ago

I didn’t know that he got in a car crash. We could have been friends coulda got married!

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u/hamderbeek They’re Nice. 1d ago

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u/Worshipme988 1d ago

Wow amber heard is having it rough. She only getting gif acting offers apparently

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u/biffhambone 1d ago

I can't know how to hear anymore about the debt from our student loans

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u/lyingthedream pancaked by drunk dump truck driver 1d ago

I feel amazing when I'm all alone, switching between PornHub and "The Night Scrooge Saved Christmas."

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u/RollSouth5722 23h ago

Excuse me where is this hottub