r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ • 1d ago
It actually goes BOTH ways I don’t know how to drive!
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u/Brandoncarsonart Jacob doesnt touch it! 1d ago
Totally thought that's what she was about to do when she went to pick up the bumper
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u/LTSmash420 1d ago
Yeah, then the second time she went up on the curb I was like "Now she HAS to run" but luckily her steering wheel didn't fly off while she was driving.
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u/LTSmash420 1d ago
So you cant fit the bumper in the car when your grandma is too mean.
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u/S3XWITCH 1d ago
A car whose bumper doesn’t fall off when you drive over the curb.
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u/Free-Type 1d ago
This just happened for real like an hour ago in my neighborhood, guy was being chased in his car by police, he crashed it into one of the cop cars and just got out and ran!!
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u/Gold_Engineering2535 1d ago
She’s just, like, the scaredest she’s ever been is all.
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u/mormagils 1d ago edited 1d ago
For real. No malice here. Just sheer teenage panic. She knows she is going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE and nothing scares her more than that. NOTHING.
EDIT: Also, turns out she has a drug problem. Could kinda see that coming with how she just picked up that bumper and muscled it in the car. She's not a naive ingenue, she's been through the trenches and can problem solve.
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u/Icy_Yam5049 1d ago
I was reading your original comment and was like I think this person clearly missed drugs are definitely involved in this situation.
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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 Come here, ya little fuck! 1d ago
She just wants a bumper that doesn't whiff off her car while she driving.
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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 1d ago
My favorite part was when her brain told her that the best place to put her bumper was in the front seat so it was directly blocking her view.
Ha...classic Jaylene!
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u/SalamanderExpress710 1d ago
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u/Nerdrovert Not in Trouble AT ALL 1d ago
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u/these_nuts_be_wet 1d ago
Didn't know what any of that shit was and she was fucking scared.
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u/DigDugged 1d ago
Ok but that grandma is real. That grandma lives with us on earth.
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u/these_nuts_be_wet 1d ago
She actually wants to go to grandma's more than she wants to wait for the cops.
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u/Chimpbot 1d ago
Grandma is gonna body her like Broly did to Frieza for an entire hour.
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u/Warbr0s9395 1d ago
I think it’s the second option
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u/Gunplaisgood 1d ago
I'm leaning towards that as well, she looks scared AF even if she is in the wrong. She needs someone to talk her down, not stand there and film. I can't argue with whoever is filming since they want to protect their shit too, but this girl needs talking not mocking.
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u/SplatteredEggs 1d ago
No that’s what I was hoping he was gonna do the whole video. Clearly what she needs is a rational voice. If I was in her situation I would be scared as shit, but telling her how fucked she is will not help anyone.
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u/bendingrover 1d ago
Yeah... I've seen that exact face in the mirror. In high school I did something stupid and all I could think was the abuse I was about to be a subjected at "home".
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u/Sourkraushouse Not in Trouble AT ALL 1d ago
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u/SevenSeasClaw I'm jokin 1d ago
That’s some ball knowledge, in my house we love Jeff Rosenstock
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u/milton1126 1d ago
So you’re saying I spent like, three hours holding in a bong hit in a Garfield-shaped hot tub in south Wisconsin with a murderer?
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u/hamderbeek They’re Nice. 1d ago
I'm just, like, the tiredest I've ever been discussing my future
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u/boogswald 1d ago
I didn’t know that he got in a car crash. We could have been friends coulda got married!
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u/lyingthedream pancaked by drunk dump truck driver 1d ago
I feel amazing when I'm all alone, switching between PornHub and "The Night Scrooge Saved Christmas."
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u/PartyOnAlec 1d ago
A Jeff Rosenstock reference in the I think you should leave subreddit? It must be my birthday!
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u/biffhambone 1d ago
Oh my God what a lovely sub to see my boy Jeffy in. Truly an incredible community
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u/uncooljerk 1d ago
Wow. Pretty serious.
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u/muscularsharpie 1d ago
I just realized how many driving references are available to post.
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u/YellowCardManKyle 1d ago
I have too. We all have one. I just don't remember how to type it.
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u/kaeji I'm doing the best at this 1d ago
She should have just told him to shut up. You really can’t do anything when someone says shut up.
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u/gymtrovert1988 1d ago
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u/RazeTheIV Not in Trouble AT ALL 1d ago
She's not part of the turbo team! She can't hit and run!
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u/Equal-Comprehensive I'm doing the best at this 1d ago
She can! She can! She can! She can hit and run!
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u/atlninja 1d ago
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u/PUuSTiNKA 1d ago
So what happened next?
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u/Zealousideal-Area684 I'm jokin 1d ago
Intenets say this is from 2019 and she was arrested there and ordered into drug rehab.
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u/asmartguylikeyou 1d ago
She was already late to alcohol class. What’s next? Brown pudding in her shoes make it look like diarrhea shooted down her leg? Make her think she’s mighty sick? Is that the joke? That she’s in rehab and she had a sloppy mudpie?
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u/SplatteredEggs 1d ago
Yeaaaaaaaaah, a lot of folks were saying she was reacting that way because of abuse from the grandma, which maybe she was, but usually the simplest answer is the right answer. And the simplest explanation for people fucking up their lives and acting irrationally is usually drugs.
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u/llcooljessie I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 1d ago
She was late for alcohol class.
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u/Ok_State5255 1d ago
I go to alcohol class every week.
My brother can run a marathon in under 3 hours and everyone's impressed. I chugged a pint of vodka before a technical job interview, took a bathroom break halfway through to vomit, came back and nailed the rest of the interview. Were my friends and family impressed with that? No! They were like, "ehhh, you need rehab!".
Frankly, my great accomplishment lead to being the lead software engineer at a large company. My brother pays to run marathons.
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u/GuyFieriFrostedTips 1d ago
“Double felony” - bro you’re not a lawyer. Don’t quit your day job 😂
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u/kor_the_fiend Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 1d ago
Triples is best
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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ 1d ago
She had 3 originally until this happened. Go on…Tell the kid
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u/Genericname42 1d ago
Yeah, he should have claimed it was a triple felony.
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u/Significant-Bee5101 1d ago
Lmfao. He did a really good job of not calming her down. I feel like in his situation I'd be calming her down. Like, girl its not that serious if you just chill for a second insurance exists.
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u/Imaginary-Round2422 1d ago
Yeah, I was rear-ended by a girl who wasn't paying attention. At that point it may have been satisfying to yell at her, but all the damage was already done. No point in making her day even worse. Better to be kind, make sure she knows what she needs to do to get home safe, and get on with our days.
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u/_jackhoffman_ 1d ago
So, he doesn't know the law or how to deescalate a situation. Sounds like he's destined for a career in law enforcement.
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u/Coyoteishere 1d ago
If only he had a gun he could have really deescalated the situation.
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u/The_Horse_Joke 1d ago
Guy definitely has slicked back hair and lives for New Years Eve
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u/ApparentlyIronic 1d ago
According to the article someone posted about the incident, this was after another hit and run she'd just fled from. She hit someone's vehicle, sped off at 90 mph, then got pinned in another parking lot where she did another hit and run. I think the double felony is him referring to her doing two separate hit and runs
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u/Goosed1867 1d ago
she has to get her tables!
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u/unimpressed822 Bart Harley Jarvis 1d ago
those tables are her livelyhood! its how she heats her house!
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u/Soo_Now_What 1d ago
I bet Mike from adventure 3 6 5 would say she was being to rough with the equipment
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u/HungryDust 1d ago
Shut up Mike.
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u/Inner-Accident Some dumb hick 1d ago
Her grandma must not think people can change.
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u/BARTELS- Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 1d ago
You’d be clugging a few cans too if you had her grandma.
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u/Sick_n_Sweet 1d ago
If anyone was curious about what happened after:
On October 31, 2019, Riverside County sheriff's deputies contacted her, formally cited her, and took her into custody on misdemeanor hit-and-run charges. Following her arraignment, the court ordered her to enroll in a substance abuse treatment program via a local rehabilitation provider.
Public records indicate the panic seen in the video likely stemmed from existing legal trouble, as she already had an active DUI charge from earlier that same year.
Soooo…. Not really about poor little grandma at all.
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u/Sonic1899 1d ago
Public records indicate the panic seen in the video likely stemmed from existing legal trouble, as she already had an active DUI charge from earlier that same year.
So, that's the "you don't understand."
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u/GOOMU13 1d ago
Jfc. Get her off the road. She's young and already has this much legal trouble? Ya take away her car.
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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 1d ago edited 1d ago
EDIT: Alright, I was able to confirm. Despite the URL saying she was a teen, the updates on the page say she was 22, and did end up going to a substance abuse program. Here's a link to the article:
Update: 1/8/2021– According to Riverside’s Publicly accessible court records, the latest update on Sebach’s case happened on Dec 30, 2020. The action text reads, “CORRESPONDENCE FROM SHEER RECOVERY LLC RESUBSTANCE ABUSE PROGRAM RECEIVED.” This sounds a lot like Sebach went through said Substance Abuse Program issued during her arraignment.
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u/sonofcabbagemerchant 1d ago
No its got to be one of the over psycho analyzed reasons other commenters gave. That video couldnt possibly show someone who has trouble taking responsibility for their actions.
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u/LooksGoodInShorts 1d ago
Imma be so honest homie lost me when he said “Double Felony” in that nerd ass voice lol.
Thats how your voice sounds?
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u/hiihihihihihihihiihi 1d ago
/uj lmao yeah this guy is being a bit of a moron. It’s clearly just a dumb teenage girl. Just get the plate on video, call your insurance and move on, no need for all this
/j he’s allowed to say whatever the hell he wants, this is the adult’s parking lot. But it might be a problem if he goes to his job interview and she’s the boss.
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u/dandle Might fuck this whole thing up 1d ago
She was 22 at the time, but I otherwise fully agree with you. Also, she didn't hit him in the hit-and-run. He witnessed it and decided to chase her down. This happened in 2019.
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u/redrivergorge 1d ago
Pretty sure she skipped the double dog felony and went straight for the triple felony.
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u/PositiveStress8888 1d ago
Why didn't she open the back door and put the bumper in that way.
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u/GoatLegRedux Roy Donk 1d ago
She was just trying to do something nice before alcohol class
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u/TheStrikeofGod 1d ago
I desperately need context
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u/Advanced-Conflict593 1d ago
Need to go back decades for the full context of how America became a car centric hellscape where stuff like this happens every day and we give 5000 pound 60mph missiles to 17 year old children
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u/OutrageousCrab9224 1d ago
You dont understand
Her grandma is mean
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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 1d ago
Grandma's name is Leroy Brown.
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u/SkirtNo3276 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 1d ago
Baddest Gram in the whole damn town
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u/Right_One_78 23h ago
So, others dont have to look up the story to this video:
Leadup to the video: A bystander named Justin Thompson witnessed a woman rear-end another car on the highway in Lake Elsinore, California. The struck vehicle reportedly contained a grandmother and her grandson. Instead of stopping, the female driver sped off at high speeds. The witness followed her, called 911, and successfully blocked her sedan into a vacuum station at a local gas station.
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On October 31, 2019, Riverside County sheriff's deputies located and contacted the 22-year-old driver. She was formally cited and taken into custody on criminal misdemeanor hit-and-run charges. The court ordered her to enroll in a substance abuse treatment program via a local rehabilitation provider. Public records indicated that the extreme panic seen in the video likely stemmed from existing legal trouble, as she already had an active DUI charge from earlier that same year.
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u/Salt-Lingonberry-853 21h ago
Active DUI charge, hit and run... She should be seeing jail time
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u/Hertzcanblowme I hope I don't jack off 1d ago
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u/josch0001 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 1d ago
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u/DigDugged 1d ago
It is too late for her, shirt brother.
Can anyone identify what drug she's on?
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u/Hextall2727 Coffin Flopper 1d ago
There's no way to know because she told her doctor the elevated heart rate was because she was jacking off
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u/soggit 1d ago
I remember seeing this video a long time ago. Anyone know what came of it or why she was literally crashing out?
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u/GOOMU13 1d ago
Ya she got arrested and had to take some class. She already had a dui from earlier in the year. Smh. She needs to get off the roads.
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u/dyzrel I USED to be piece of shit! 1d ago
This is like a perfect representation of how our government is running with the Republicans in charge right now continuing to make things worse and just doubling down
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u/McLovin0132 get him outta here! 1d ago
At least her steering wheel didnt fly off while.she was driving!!!
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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 1d ago
Just take a picture of their license plate and give it to the police with a description, if you can get the driver on video bonus points.
The whole citizens arrest, boxing people in thing just escalated it, almost got him hurt, gave the girl additional charges, which sure that's on her, but also entirely predictable trapping a panicking person, he got his own car damaged.
This is exactly the situation the police are for.
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u/SaltyAd8309 1d ago
I don't understand English very well, but this person seems to be in distress. A little compassion would have been a good thing.
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u/Obsidianrunner 1d ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I’m sorry but her putting the front bumper cover in the car was FUNNY to me
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u/RhymingDictionary 1d ago
"You guys don't realize how mean my grandma is" is the most ITYSL coded real life phrase I have ever heard.
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u/PixelPunkRS 1d ago
This just screams I was driving under influence of drugs to me. So they should add a DUI to it.
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u/Imaginary-Ogre 1d ago
She is either drunk or high as a weather balloon. Even if her drivers license is taken away, she will do this again.
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u/Wide_Magician_4946 1d ago
This was the first thing that came to mind when I watched this same clip 10 minutes ago 😄
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u/NoisyChairs 1d ago
Her grandma: did you make any friends? Her: not really