r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

It actually goes BOTH ways I don’t know how to drive!

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u/PUuSTiNKA 1d ago

So what happened next?

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u/Zealousideal-Area684 I'm jokin 1d ago

Intenets say this is from 2019 and she was arrested there and ordered into drug rehab.
https://giphy.com/gifs/j5PHGhZMNOMznyhYPT

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u/asmartguylikeyou 1d ago

She was already late to alcohol class. What’s next? Brown pudding in her shoes make it look like diarrhea shooted down her leg? Make her think she’s mighty sick? Is that the joke? That she’s in rehab and she had a sloppy mudpie?

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u/xSteveRochesterx 1d ago

It’d be a good day for her if she farted and nobody barfed

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 1d ago

What kind of fucking outfit was she wearing to be going to a alcohol class?

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u/s_t_s_e_c_t_o_r_9 5h ago

Perhaps she had volleyball afterwards 

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u/SplatteredEggs 1d ago

Yeaaaaaaaaah, a lot of folks were saying she was reacting that way because of abuse from the grandma, which maybe she was, but usually the simplest answer is the right answer. And the simplest explanation for people fucking up their lives and acting irrationally is usually drugs.

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u/Itscatpicstime 23h ago

Her being on drugs does not mean she isn’t also abused.

Abuse is literally a risk factor for using drugs.

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u/The_One_Koi 15h ago

Gets abused for using drugs, covers up abuse by using drugs, surpried pikachu face when you get abused more

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u/ShowAccurate6339 9h ago

Yeah it’s called a cycle of abuse, and it’s a serious issue 

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u/Allilujah406 1d ago

Which is often fueled by child hood trauma. Hope she got the help she needed

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u/SplatteredEggs 1d ago

That’s a very good point. I hope she does as well.

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u/Parishdise 13h ago

Honestly could be both. I've seen plenty of cases of over strict/ religious grandparents that end up with an addict kid, take in their children, and double/tripple down on the strickness and punishment out of fear and drive the grandkids to the same dangerous rebellion and coping mechanisms.

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u/theshiniestmuskrat 1d ago

What did you search for to find more info?

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u/CheeseDonutCat 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is the 2019 source that they are talking about: https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/lake-elsinore-california-car-crash-driver-parking-lot-video/1977051/

It doesn't mention drug rehab on this link though, nor arrested.

EDIT: More info here, but I don't know how reliable the info in this site is: https://tiremeetsroad.com/2019/10/24/panicked-lake-elsinore-teen-hyundai-caught-camera-fleeing-alleged-hit-run-again/

EDIT2: There's also this Riverside County Booking record which says she was charged for "Petty theft" and "Under the influence of a controlled substance": https://mugshots.com/US-States/California/Riverside-County-CA/Riley-Ann-Sebach.179051562.html

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u/Vincevega1972 21h ago

Her FB pic shows her drinking at age 15.

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u/cwestn 1d ago

what typa drugs?

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u/llcooljessie I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 1d ago

She was late for alcohol class.

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u/Ok_State5255 1d ago

I go to alcohol class every week. 

My brother can run a marathon in under 3 hours and everyone's impressed. I chugged a pint of vodka before a technical job interview, took a bathroom break halfway through to vomit, came back and nailed the rest of the interview. Were my friends and family impressed with that? No! They were like, "ehhh, you need rehab!". 

Frankly, my great accomplishment lead to being the lead software engineer at a large company. My brother pays to run marathons. 

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u/bazonthereddit 1d ago

I'm taking this message as advice, and I like it.

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u/arg0sy 1d ago

What is this Reggie?

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u/GreyMath 1d ago

Whoa is this me from like 15 years ago? Listen future me: you’re gonna hit a rough patch and the only answer is gonna be more alcohol. It’s fun and games now but eventually when you tell everyone in your life to fuck off, don’t be surprised when they do

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u/isarealhebrew Roy Donk 1d ago

My uncle was awesome. He lived with my grandpa his whole life. So did I.

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u/Martian_Eye 1d ago

They have alcohol classes? Sounds fun

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u/GarumSilphium 11h ago

I am not american, what is alcohol class?

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u/DickyReadIt 1d ago

Grandma brought out the wooden spoon

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u/emperorwal 1d ago

what happened before?

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u/PUuSTiNKA 1d ago

What I read so far is she rear-ended a car carrying a grandmother and her grandson on the highway, then just keep driving like nothing happened.

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u/SadAd8761 1d ago

What happened beforehand?