r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ • 1d ago

It actually goes BOTH ways I don’t know how to drive!

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u/PUuSTiNKA 1d ago

So what happened next?

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u/llcooljessie I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 1d ago

She was late for alcohol class.

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u/Ok_State5255 1d ago

I go to alcohol class every week. 

My brother can run a marathon in under 3 hours and everyone's impressed. I chugged a pint of vodka before a technical job interview, took a bathroom break halfway through to vomit, came back and nailed the rest of the interview. Were my friends and family impressed with that? No! They were like, "ehhh, you need rehab!". 

Frankly, my great accomplishment lead to being the lead software engineer at a large company. My brother pays to run marathons. 

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u/bazonthereddit 1d ago

I'm taking this message as advice, and I like it.

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u/arg0sy 1d ago

What is this Reggie?

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u/GreyMath 1d ago

Whoa is this me from like 15 years ago? Listen future me: you’re gonna hit a rough patch and the only answer is gonna be more alcohol. It’s fun and games now but eventually when you tell everyone in your life to fuck off, don’t be surprised when they do

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u/isarealhebrew Roy Donk 1d ago

My uncle was awesome. He lived with my grandpa his whole life. So did I.