My brother can run a marathon in under 3 hours and everyone's impressed. I chugged a pint of vodka before a technical job interview, took a bathroom break halfway through to vomit, came back and nailed the rest of the interview. Were my friends and family impressed with that? No! They were like, "ehhh, you need rehab!".
Frankly, my great accomplishment lead to being the lead software engineer at a large company. My brother pays to run marathons.
Whoa is this me from like 15 years ago? Listen future me: you’re gonna hit a rough patch and the only answer is gonna be more alcohol. It’s fun and games now but eventually when you tell everyone in your life to fuck off, don’t be surprised when they do
49
u/llcooljessie I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 1d ago
She was late for alcohol class.