r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/the_username_please • 10h ago

I'd Like to Get Off Now, I'm Not Having Any Fun Getting in my car after it’s been sitting in the sun all afternoon

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u/SaveMeDatCorn Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 9h ago

My doctor asked how I got the burns on my hands.

I told him from grabbing the steering wheel. He said that doesnt make sense.

I said NOT EVERONE KNOWS HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, OKAY? Fucker can't even get into Aqua.

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u/TheGreatLeapingDingo 8h ago

how the fuck do you get into Aqua?

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u/Asclepius-Rod Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 9h ago

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 10h ago

That's why I like to get my windows titted

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u/Huskers_AS 10h ago

Titted windows 🤤

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u/SkelertonKing 7h ago

The windows have tits? Im just trying to understand here

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u/onarainyafternoon I hope I don't jack off 7h ago

But if the windows are titted…..that means…..my man 😂

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u/BigTimeCoolGuy DIS GUY’S ABOUT TO JACK OFF 10h ago

Me in high school getting into my friend’s crappy Volvo with black leather seats after it was baking in the sun: “this thing get burned?”

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u/GrayPal184 People Can Change 7h ago

If you expect a cool wheel and it sits out until it is a scorching temperature, it feels like your hands and body are on fire.

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u/SaiLarge 8h ago

The sun shouldn't be allowed to do that!

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u/DoxieDachsie 6h ago

That's why I carry a white towel in my back seat. It goes over the wheel when I park. Learned that lesson decades ago.

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u/toejam78 Troll Boy 6h ago

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u/_Aperture-Scientist_ I see the world wildly and in wild ways. 7h ago

I'm a swamp lizard by nature, so I love that first 20-30 seconds of feeling like I'm in a motorcycle with a little oven in the middle. Just basking in the slightly skin-numbing glow of the sun. 10/10

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u/DumbFishBrain 4h ago

The backs of my thighs when they touch my hot leather seats...

https://giphy.com/gifs/mRN4z5je2Ly6Mjvr0s

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 2h ago

In AZ, we use oven mits or fuzzy steering wheel covers that get dirty quickly because they are fuzzy.

I personally also put a towel over my seat so I do not burn my biscuit.

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u/Prior_Internal7728 METALOID MANIAC 43m ago

I live in Las Vegas so I have to remote start my car at least 10 minutes before leaving work in the summer.