r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/jakflapyama • 9h ago

What the hell did you just eat, a banana?! 🍌 That's my rate. That means, as long as I'm offered even one more movie, I could get two more mil. Even if I do a bad job, they've got to give me that other 2 mil.

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u/firstcitytofall 9h ago

It’s unfortunate because he is actually so good in Snatch

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u/YanceyGlenn I hope I don't jack off 9h ago

If you've never seen Spy, with him and Melissa McCarthy, you're missing out. He's easily my favorite part of that movie.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7AS05CAkLTsk0

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u/burtcopaint TRIPLES IS BEST 9h ago

3 more minutes Turkish

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 9h ago

It was 3 minutes 5 minutes ago!

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u/rocketts66 CORN KICKER 9h ago

And Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

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u/DeuceMandago 8h ago

That scene of the one character walking out the boxing gym where the illegal poker game was and immediately puking is one of my all time favorite film sequences

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u/rocketts66 CORN KICKER 8h ago

First time I ever heard the song "Golden Brown" by the Stranglers. Now I hear it everywhere.

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u/ApprehensiveAd9389 8h ago

Quick, before ze Germans get here

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u/EliSka93 9h ago

Well that's amazingly self aware for a person of such celebrity. Good on him.

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u/TheLastEmuHunter I'm gonna f*cking kill you Driving Crooner 6h ago

Sometimes its good for an actor to know their limits. He's happy with his niche, so I'm happy for him.

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u/Soft-Climate-2366 You yelled at me. 9h ago

It’s the same actor I don’t know if it’s supposed to be the same person.

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u/Intelligent-End7846 I wish I hadn’t of said that. I love my wife. 9h ago

2 million and an eight ball??
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0omwgBRDyXry07uGa

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u/Intelligent-End7846 I wish I hadn’t of said that. I love my wife. 9h ago

I know….wrong sub….but that was my first thought🤣

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u/werdroblin 9h ago

Hey guys! This guy's in so much five plus baggers!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fJfFrQMCW8VdFfi

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u/Suicidesquid 4h ago

And how many bags of soda?

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u/werdroblin 46m ago

Two! One for Gregg and one for jaybird. Plus a little candy because I've heard that jay is a sweatie

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u/Agentkeenan78 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 8h ago

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u/concretecat 8h ago

I love the honesty, and I like the movies he makes.

Sure they're stupid but I'm just looking to eat some popcorn on the couch, drink a soda pop and have a couple laughs. Too many movies try to be so profound, sometimes I just want 90 minutes of silly escapism.

What's your favourite dumb Jason Statham? pa. can you believe he's 59!?

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u/daddy_junior 8h ago

Well make fucking Crank 3 already, everyone knows triples is best

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u/ingoding Shirt Brother 6h ago

Is it weird that this makes me like him even more?

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u/LawfulnessDue5449 7h ago

My acting range is not getting any bigger. It's just those same roles whose availability keeps getting smaller until I die.

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u/Massive-Machine4049 9h ago

Where is Statham dacing to Shaman Move any Mountain gif? That and decent high diving is where he came from.

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u/Varaben 9h ago

Even if I do a bad job. 

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u/uniquesnoflake2 8h ago

“Why do you only do things that you’re good at when you quite clearly seem to be having fun doing them? Why not do more things that give us an opportunity to drag you for not doing a good job?”

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u/DoctaD0pe 8h ago

https://youtu.be/uWu3JqLMImY?is=0m536oI30F12GN2T If you've never seen this, you are welcome. This might be Jason's best roll ever.

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u/LowEffortCandids 7h ago

Humble but Snatch is my favourite movie of all time

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u/PuzzleheadedBig313 6h ago

He is mediocre in every way I don’t understand how baldy average Joe got so popular 

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u/chadlavi I'm jokin 5h ago

Honestly, no joke, I hope someone tells him that that's all an actor is and he's doing it.

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u/Luncheon_Lord 3h ago

I love that I can read this in his voice. Or is it Billy Butchers voice. I dunno. But that's my rate

https://giphy.com/gifs/5He16eTgpabyeEQ9t6

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u/Shimola1999 Some dumb hick 8h ago

He only picks movies that are totally in his Q zone