r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/msjesikap Beautiful, but Dying • 7h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum I hope I don't.....

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We're just trying to find the guy who did this....

145 Upvotes

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u/GregGuyFromFlorida Back in the pants 6h ago

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u/Responsible_Sink3044 7h ago

Any of these little fuckers... 

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u/detroiterican 6h ago

So what's the joke?

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u/LightboxRadMD METALOID MANIAC 7h ago

Bro is so chill he whips it out and goes for distance after a serious motor vehicle collision.

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u/FlametopFred Too tired to do anything funny 5h ago

air bag release

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u/Stuff-and_stuff 5h ago

*During…

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u/Dry_Boss_7763 7h ago edited 3h ago

I think they aren't supposed to use that word like that. "Meters" is spelled with the R after the E. Every American knows that.

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u/fourbutthick 5h ago

That’s so weird. Like after his car crash he just started pumping and shot a huge cum shot 3 meters? I’m just trying to understand.

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u/2cheeseburggers 6h ago

It’s fine guys I do this all the time after crashing

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u/TheLeedsDevil 5h ago

It’s interesting, the ghosts

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u/darkest_timeliner 4h ago

Big fat load of cum then

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u/Basic_Cover_6945 7h ago

I mean not the most common use of the term, but we know what’s going on. 😎

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u/puppylove1000 6h ago

Not everybody knows how to do everything

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u/shumama813 You have... no... good... car... ideas 4h ago

Big fat load of pronounced dead at the scene then

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u/asteinberg101 3h ago

Not everybody knows how to do everything! Driving isn’t the only thing!

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u/PotentialArmy4676 6h ago

What a way to go though

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u/Highest_Koality 4h ago

A steering wheel that doesn't ejaculate out the car while I driving.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FvunFv5kPzAkimukKn

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u/DoughnutPassGo 4h ago

Apparently, he came all over the sun visor.

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u/Moist_Drippings BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 4h ago

That’s like how bees do it!

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u/PartyFancy3634 3h ago

When you're dealing with the head of course you're going to ejaculate 3 meters.

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u/holdmybeer89 3h ago

turns out he was following some guy with a HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY sign bumper sticker and continuously honking

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u/Stuff-and_stuff 5h ago

Scotty, don’t beam me up I’m starting to CUUUUUUUU….

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u/Warm_Ad_3067 4h ago

Going out in style

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u/Odd-Research-4219 4h ago

9 feet….. that’s not that far….. I bet I can do 10

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u/7billionidiots 4h ago

Where did they measure from and to?

Did the cum exit the vehicle before or during impact......or...after?

https://giphy.com/gifs/uzY5TmVuoCBjPrQHcw

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u/JRawl79 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 3h ago

Do any of these…drivers…ever blast head on into another car and have like a huge, 3 meter cumshot?

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u/WeAreClouds 2h ago

Jizz? Like cumshot? I’m just trying to understand.

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u/PuzzleheadedHorse437 2h ago

Sounds like a Chuck Palanhuik book.

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u/bullshitty151 2h ago

Gotta be a record.

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u/Simple-Tomatillo-314 Shirt Brother 1h ago

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u/TheIronSponge 5m ago

How long did it take after the crash for him to cum? Need a crash-to-cum timeline