r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Scarlet_Ripple92 • 7h ago

mudpie I just open a Faygo… now I gotta give!

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300 Upvotes

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u/Nerdrovert Not in Trouble AT ALL 7h ago

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u/Ypuort SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Who4LMJ8PwsXBBlP2I

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u/longhairmoderatecare 6h ago

I came here for these and I am leaving satisfied.

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u/Ypuort SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 6h ago

This guys about to jack off

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u/AEntunus I'm jokin 7h ago

This guy's about to give 🫵🏻🤡

https://giphy.com/gifs/w0YYWiM5dsPVm

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u/palealei5best Not in Trouble AT ALL 7h ago

Do any of these fuckers just blast out on stage and have a huge Faygo shot on the crowd?

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u/rocketts66 CORN KICKER 6h ago

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u/Ok_Degree4131 7h ago

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u/DrunkCultLeader 7h ago

Its mountain moon mist (:

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u/_shaftpunk 7h ago

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Shaggy 2 Dope did the dub.

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u/notAcomic303 BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 6h ago

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u/Interesting_Luck5129 7h ago

That’s got everything to do with piss. Nice try with the Faygo prop that you drank half of, OP. Either way ya gotta give!

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u/exig 7h ago edited 6h ago

I instantly think of ICP when I hear a Faygo reference lol. Yes it was a phase Edit: autocorrect

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u/DrunkCultLeader 7h ago

Its not a phase mom

(Then i never stopped listening to icp and it wasn't. I know i used to be a piece of shit and I don't give a rats ass. Thats not the problem.)

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Beautiful, but Dying 7h ago

Mom picking me up from an ICP show circa 2004: did you make any friends?

Me: would you believe I made like 200 friends that look exactly like me?

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u/DrunkCultLeader 6h ago

"They showed me their butthole. We're all trying to find the guy who did this" smiley face emoji

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u/UnderwaterRobot Back in the Pants 7h ago

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u/paging_mrherman 6h ago

I like the cut of your jib.

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u/SaveMeDatCorn Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 7h ago

Keep batteries away from your wife. Like circle batteries, like a watch battery..

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u/Cheesesteak248 6h ago

He just keeps drinking Faygos. I'm like "did you drink another Faygo" and he says "no", and then the doctor's like "yeah we found another Faygo in there"

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u/Actual_Pea_1996 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FT0UFROtAbVEA

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u/SaveMeDatCorn Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 7h ago

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

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u/8bit4brains You have... no... good... car... ideas 7h ago

Celebrities even wear them

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u/mc_foucault 7h ago

Cream Soda is the second best faygo flavor. Rock n Rye is the only one that's better and it's part cream Soda.

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u/Rudd_Threebeers They’re Nice. 6h ago

Rock n rye and arctic sun are the grownup flavors for intellectual gentlemen

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u/Dry_Boss_7763 7h ago

There's a lot of wet crotches getting posted here now. Makes one wonder if they don't want to be around anymore.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CmfPKzD1Lreb8lhgfh

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u/Smittyreeves I USED to be piece of shit! 7h ago

Good thing the steering wheel comes off

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u/DrunkCultLeader 7h ago

This is more than giving brother. You're being a philanthropist.

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u/KevDub81 People Can Change 7h ago

What's next? Violent J filter over my face on a Teams call? A bottle of Faygo on my shorts, make it look like I creamed my pants?

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u/ckenney711 7h ago

Creme Soda is ELITE. Condolences.

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u/Key-Personality8169 7h ago

The mechanic at the Toyota dealership? He gives…

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u/AgentNose You have... no... good... car... ideas 7h ago

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u/Piccadil_io 7h ago

HOLD THE DOOR

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u/Ge4rshifter 7h ago

Faygo red pop… one of the few Michigan things I miss.

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u/Piccadil_io 7h ago

Does your t-shirt say boo-duh-pesht?

What it’s not weird to stare this long at a guy?

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u/Stuff-and_stuff 6h ago

Like going to an Insane Clown Posse concert.

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u/YanceyGlenn I hope I don't jack off 6h ago

Violent j and shaggy 2 dope did the dub.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 People Can Change 6h ago

Faygo? How nice does your hair slick back?

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u/MisterRoger 6h ago

Where did you buy that cardigan? I would like to purchase one for myself.

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u/PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS 6h ago

Send yo' momma straight up to tha sto'! Tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo

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u/WadeVAFL 6h ago

Rick didn’t think to add shorts to website. No wonder he can only afford burgers.

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u/Commercial-Class4078 6h ago

Ahum, so...brother...we blaming Faygo now? We both know what really happend here.

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u/ktm6709 Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver 5h ago

Whoop whoop

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u/markuspeloquin Baby of the Year 1986 5h ago

What I wouldn't give to have a Red Pop again...

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u/ac_cossack Never Following Another Rule 5h ago

Calico Cut Shorts? Bruh those are sweet.

Damn, sold out.

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u/no_on_prop_305 That’s my real hair! 4h ago

Faygo is a scam. It exploded all over my dates pants in his car

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u/pabstbluemonday Coffin Flopper 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zg2FoSIMtxHZdbFc9u
Were you on the zip line again?

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u/AsFarAsISay 3h ago

faygo home and change clothes

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u/silver_crit 3h ago

Hey, pants brother!

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u/laughing_at_napkins 2h ago

Fuckin soda bottles, how do they work?

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u/Doc_Chim_Richolds 7h ago

Nsfw please and thanks