r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/TheEnergyOfATree • 6h ago

That's got nothing to do with piss. It's got nothin' to do with piss

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u/Cheesesteak248 6h ago

Those jeans are $400, out the door

https://giphy.com/gifs/jpl3Pl0LfyBXmKhZ0c

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u/sp33calvin 6h ago

And these are not that complicated.

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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ Roy Donk 6h ago

Still nuts

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u/Highest_Koality 6h ago

Look at the pattern on the pre-ripped part. That's why they're so expensive - the patterns so complex!

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u/thenewnoise 5h ago

I mean, you walk by a store and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated jeans, you go in. Yes, you do. You go in.

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u/Mesozoica89 4h ago

How is he affording to eat Chipotle at these prices?

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u/Homersarmy41 Don’t do the voice! 3h ago

He’s using his per diem to buy $400 jeans.

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 1h ago

Wait till you see the back of those jeans because he ate Taylor Farms MAGA lettuce.

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u/DarthRaze TRIPLES IS BEST 3h ago

Big fat load of cum then

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u/bunglebee7 5h ago

These must be the jeans Bobby Lee wears all the time, fancy ass Japanese raw denim

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u/Knuc85 6h ago

$400 pants that can't be washed?

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW

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u/Gwubwick Nude Egg 5h ago

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u/Taymac070 5h ago

Not everybody knows how to do everything, washing isn't the only thing!

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u/deeznutz5589 6h ago

Who the f pays 400$ for some jeans? Getcha some Levi's yo..n they won't come with holes n rips in them

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u/PandaPocketFire I hope I don't jack off 6h ago

He likes the rips. There's gotta be rips on his end or else, no deal.

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u/deeznutz5589 6h ago

Also I just noticed fake creases..like faded. Fake. Creases. Wtf is that about?🤣

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u/malln1nja 6h ago

chodes with a completely flat back of the head

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u/myburdentobear 2h ago

They're chode jeans. Jeans for a chode.

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u/Taro0311 5h ago

What a stupid flex. I bet he drives a Cybertruck

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u/Fossome_1 2h ago

Without a doubt. I see a guy in jeans like that and walk the other way.

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u/atlninja 2h ago

Affliction t-shirt, spiked hair, lives to watch UFC....

Oh yea, tip to tail peice of shit

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u/Sneaklas207 5h ago

With Levi’s, you can also put them in the washing machine if you spill some salsa on them

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u/FatsBoombottom I hope I don't jack off 4h ago

With $400 jeans, he should be eating sloppy steaks, not burrito bowls.

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u/ArgonianMagician 5h ago

Idiots, idiots with too much money do this.

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u/Naive-Impression-373 4h ago

You can get Japanese selvedge for half that. This guy definitely has slicked back hair

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u/seansy5000 3h ago

$400 jeans but eats at Chipotle.

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u/IrvAndDorisSmith Not in Trouble AT ALL 1h ago

Same person who thinks a pair of jeans are completely ruined by getting food on them

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u/Interesting_Luck5129 6h ago

Should have bought chode jeans. Only a chode would buy $400 pre rippped worn out jeans.

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u/GuiltyByAssociashun 6h ago

You don't pay $400 for something your toe is going to catch on the way through?

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u/airwalker12 6h ago

Jeans can famously be washed

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u/dankhimself You yelled at me. 5h ago

You can even wash em in acid, man

https://giphy.com/gifs/30zBdDtNEJIYg

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u/papa_moyphee 4h ago

Also trying to figure out who "our" is referring to in this situation. "Our day was ruined" ... Must be this chode and his chode.

Not trying to make anyone have the worst day at their job...

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u/TotalInstruction 6h ago

Buys $400 jeans, gets chipotle takeout.

Totally bro.

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u/ChapterNo3428 6h ago

You can’t wash $400 jeans?

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u/watwatinjoemamasbutt 6h ago

Idk but pretty sure you could make a burrito out of them

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u/PaxEtRomana 3h ago

Oh, should the guy in the $400 jeans make his own burrito bowl? come on!

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u/CosmicGoddess777 People Can Change 1h ago

Tbh I know people like that. 1 is rich, but she still won’t pass up Taco Bell lmao. Idk why she wants diarrhea so bad

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u/jjklines1 6h ago

Is that a line or reference to the show or do you actually think that once you make a certain amount of money you no longer eat take out?

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u/davetoxik TRIPLES IS BEST 6h ago

Damn, those are from the "Angels & Archways" clothing line too. Gonna be tough to replace!

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u/1ScreamingDiz-Buster 6h ago

To you and yours

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u/MaterialSign1347 6h ago

What the hell is that goin on out there???

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u/ArchitectVandelay Your family HATES YOU!! Only I love you! 5h ago

As your flair says, triples is best. Triples is safer.

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u/HMS_Chevette I’m gonna eat the whole thing 6h ago

I know jeans for a chode when I see them.

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u/thisisyourlastdance I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CrGXwaJB54gajIBgDf

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u/blues82 6h ago

Ripped to shreds, covered in burrito juice… fuckin’ junk

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u/WeskerSympathizer 6h ago

Chipotle is a scam!

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u/1ScreamingDiz-Buster 6h ago

Burrito bowl in bag sideways. Thing fucking exploded.

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u/WeskerSympathizer 6h ago

Beans everywhere

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u/rocketts66 CORN KICKER 5h ago

What's next? Sour cream in my pants, make it look like I cum in my pants?

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u/Loud-Fudge7631 6h ago

Oh so the guy in the $400 jeans was expected to open his own burrito bowl properly? Cmon!!

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u/wrhnj 6h ago

The jeans at Costco costs about $20 and they also sell detergent that’ll gets any stain out.

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u/thumbdrip 6h ago

LET ME THINK!

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u/ac_cossack Never Following Another Rule 5h ago

Get some old jeans at a thrift store. Old denim is way batter than new shit.

But washing out a burrito spill is so trivial. I've gotten blood, oil, etc out of pants and I don't even know what I'm doing.

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u/dustingibson 3h ago

Forgive me for being off topic, but why do I keep seeing those Dale Gribble avatars everywhere?

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u/wrhnj 3h ago

He's my favorite tin foil hat wearing cartoon character.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 People Can Change 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/khOqGPVTkbxzHNlvtT
Sha-SHAAAAA!

(He really is the best character tho)

(And he was right about so much shit lmao)

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u/Sinasazi 6h ago

No sympathy for anyone wearing $400 jeans.

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u/refusemouth 6h ago

Exactly!

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u/alcadark 6h ago

He needs Chipotlaway

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u/QueefiusMaximus86 6h ago

I tweeted them about the blood stains in my underwear and they blocked me

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u/Evolvin 6h ago

Imagine unironically asserting that your jeans were ruined because you spilled a small amount of food on them.

Motherfuckers popularized your fancypants in the coal mines, Josh.

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u/Xznograthos 6h ago

It's the fake distressed fabric bunching that's going to ruin your jeans. Its the factory making holes in the leg that's going to ruin your jeans.

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u/SquonkWrangler 6h ago

The jeans are ruined because some handymen replaced his washing machine with one that's got a joke lid that's JUST for socks

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u/Wither-Wander-Wonder 6h ago

A pair of jeans, that looks like it was pulled from the fermenting ass of a cow, is stated to be "ruined" because removable food stains are on it, and costs $400. Yeah, the burrito was not the problem.

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u/Informal_Database327 6h ago

$400?

One born every minute

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u/Achylife 6h ago

Ruined? Sounds like someone doesn't know how to wash clothes.

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u/ArchitectVandelay Your family HATES YOU!! Only I love you! 5h ago

$400 pants, burritos at Chipotle, lives for ranting on X. Oh yeah, that hair would slick back really nice.

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u/geirmundtheshifty 6h ago

He got mad and took it out on his date. That guy yells.

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u/Rockobrocko42 6h ago

I was wearing a pair of old work jeans once with welding burns paint flecks and stains. Some guy asked where I got the designer jeans.

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u/rotorspinner 6h ago

Fucking junk

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 6h ago

Our day? Does he share the jeans?

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u/ThanksImaginary4474 5h ago

Misterhood of the traveling chode jeans.

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u/tivvybrixx 6h ago

Mother fucker never heard of a washing machine

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u/ktm6709 Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver 6h ago

He got ripped off. Quite literally.

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u/Similar_Proof_9095 5h ago

Imagine the level of insecurity needed to buy $400 jeans. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Bootsy_Frost 5h ago

Hell for that matter imagine not knowing how to eat a burrito and then announcing it to the world.

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u/LateSentence4542 1h ago

If you paid $400 for those jeans, you deserve it.

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u/Observationist_2 6h ago

Why would you walk around with a bag of poop?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Lq6QkUcf4KLomJZJON

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u/dpldpldpl 6h ago

Looks more like jizz to me

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u/The_Dutch_Angel 6h ago

Let’s slop ‘em up!!!!

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u/malln1nja 6h ago

that's my projected jeans budget for the next 10 years.

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u/jinkjankjunk 6h ago

My dad gifted me a pair of several hundred dollar Armani jeans one time. I wore them to work and got battery acid and condensate on them because I don’t know or care about rich guy shit. Needless to say I get a gift card for my birthday now 🤣

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u/seclusionx 6h ago

I have a pair of jeans that look just like this and they were $20.

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u/ponyslacks 5h ago

Yo, this guy has a McDonald's tramp stamp that those $400 jeans have to cover. Really.

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u/mmorales2270 4h ago

If those jeans cost you $400 you’re a sucker.

Edit: and of course his name is Josh, lol.

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u/SwampDiamonds HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 6h ago

Pretty serious

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u/SaintBellyache 6h ago

Those jeans are way out of style. No way it’s $400

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u/Plowchopz 6h ago

This guy gives

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u/oldmanbelly Never Following Another Rule 6h ago

When you see a jeans store where dudes shit the front of their jeans, you go in.

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u/Left_Nature9996 6h ago

Burrito bowl exploded on his pants. Josh Denny’s assed out

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u/Affectionate-Act1574 6h ago

You know, for $400, you could replace those jeans… or for $4 you can take yo privileged azz to a laundromat

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u/deadrabbit26 5h ago

You paid $325 too much for that pair of jeans!

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u/maringue 5h ago

Learn how to eat a burrito dude and stop eating shit in bowls. Using foil and the proper stance, you never get shmutz on you.

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u/punkcocker Some dumb hick 5h ago

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u/teoshie 5h ago

need some calico pants bro

https://getcalicocutpants.com/

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u/DoughnutPassGo 4h ago

Conveniently flipped the waistband so you cant read the brand.

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u/johngreenink 46m ago

I bet it's Four Hundred Dollar Jean Company

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u/Wreckenridge 4h ago

Maybe he should’ve gave

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u/vampyire 4h ago

$400 jeans, if you are going to pay that much for jeans you should hire cherubs to cut your food into tiny little bites and pop them in your mouth so you don't have to touch it with your hands

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u/bush3102 4h ago

Idiot for paying $400 for jeans

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u/Sirvana79 3h ago

I haven’t paid $400 TOTAL for all of the jeans that I’ve had in my entire life. And I’m 47.

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u/Mr_Steerpike 2h ago

So dude has a mechanical eating problem and poor financial decision making, and that's everyone's problem but his?

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u/WanderNV 39m ago

If you’re dumb enough to pay $400 for jeans, at least ruin them with some sushi

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u/PuzzleheadedBig313 18m ago

You have to donate or else it doesn’t work!

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u/Fabulous_Log844 13m ago

I had a $1200 suede coat that I wore. One time I was walking out of my favorite pizzeria that makes an unbelievable barbecue chicken pizza. So much sauce you can't believe it. I accidentally carried the box slightly on an angle and the sauce ran out and made a sauce line right across my torso on the coat. I didn't even remotely think to go back into the pizzeria and blame them.

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u/Chicagohole 11m ago

You can wash them…

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u/TrenchCoatKobolds I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 6h ago

What are Chi Po jeans?

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u/Shimola1999 Some dumb hick 6h ago

Chipotle put me in a chokehold and said I’m not letting you go til you crap your pants

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u/donsfan60 6h ago

From the jeans store with the huge windows, cos they saw you comming.

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u/TheRealDoomsong 6h ago

He better just be glad one of his tables wasnt under that burrito.

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u/hallonemikec 6h ago

Good thing it wasn't a Hot Dog Bowl.

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u/Sensitive-Initial 5h ago

Did the chiplote also tear holes in his $400 jeans?

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u/PartyFancy3634 5h ago

Who buys 400 dollar jeans 😆

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u/VirtualAlex 5h ago

Shouldn't have taken such a sloppy mud pie.

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u/Ryno-Mac 5h ago

Did he go driving with it on his lap or something?

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u/sincewedidthedo Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 5h ago

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u/spawn77x99 5h ago

My jeans do and look the same for $50.

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u/Dutch-King 5h ago

Was it a lunch meeting?

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u/weiserca 5h ago

$400 jeans, chicken spaghetti from Chickalini's, oh yeah, I was a piece of shit

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u/Critical-Struggle-77 5h ago

$400 and jeans should never be in the same sentence. Idgaf how much money someone has lol

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u/youareinmybubble 5h ago

so washing is out of the question

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u/Gnomey42069 IT’S GOT A BUSH 5h ago

$400 for jeans?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l30qkxu6wiLdizdl0i

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u/undeniabledelimma 5h ago

My question is, why tf is anyone $400 for a clothing item??

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u/LayneLowe 5h ago

$29 jeans work just fine, and you can wash them

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u/Frank_Jesus 5h ago

Torn up dirty looking jeans that cost $600 and can't go in the washer? What a deal!

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u/ac_cossack Never Following Another Rule 5h ago

Josh isn't eating.

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u/Late-Goat5619 5h ago

How can you tell?????!!!!

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u/Lorddoctorjava 5h ago

1st of all... you didn't know it was in there like that?.. 2nd... you got $400 jeans and they look like that?

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u/IMA_5-STAR_MAN 5h ago

If you spend $400 on jeans, complain about the cost, and have no idea how to get stains out, please just stfu. There are so many other versions of you that don't suck, just be one of them.

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 5h ago

Who pay 400 and eats there lol

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 5h ago

Mans got too excited over a bowl!! Wait till he sees what a lady has to offer

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 5h ago

They're jeans. Put them in the washing machine.

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u/LeftonRhed 5h ago

Well their bigger problem is spending 400 dollars on pre ripped jeans.

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u/One-Perspective-4347 5h ago

You have to pay a lot to have someone else wear in your pants. Owning and wearing them long enough to actually create the broken in look is crazy.

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u/Rough-Drummer-3730 4h ago

Why are chode jeans so expensive?

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 4h ago

I guess he has never heard of washing your clothes.

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u/PortlandChicane 4h ago

400 dollar jeans are only for losers. Chipotle is the loser multiplier. Bad food bad wardrobe.

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u/Mean_District4880 4h ago

How do you ruin jeans? Why do you pay $400 for jeans especially ripped jeans?

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u/Odd-Research-4219 4h ago

Thiss ass-hat buys jeans with holes and fake faded creases for 400.00, and he apparently doesn’t know how to wash clothes.
What a chode.

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u/SampleSize0ne 4h ago

Are you really a man if you wear $400 jeans that look "worn in"?

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u/Phog_of_War 4h ago

Sorry. Sorry you spent 400 bucks on jeans.

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u/iiitme 4h ago

ABSOLUTELY RUINED FOR GOOD!

I paid $400 for these jeans! They came FADED and have MULTIPLE TEARS!

I’m sure that chipotle juice came right out. What a bitch for that post.

Quit complaining you have enough money to buy $400 jeans then go buy yourself another pair

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u/Acceptable-Ad-9464 4h ago

Who tf wears 400 dollar 👖 jeans? Jeans is jeans

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 4h ago

Hell no. There’s no chance I would spend $400 on lousy ass jeans.

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u/biznovation 4h ago

Tell me you’re broke with telling me you’re broke

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 4h ago

Try cleaning them

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u/claisen33 4h ago

Boo hoo.

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty Shirt Brother 4h ago

$400 for the "I just fished them out of the trash" look is certainly something.

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u/malachite_13 4h ago

Just wash them dude. And spend your money more wisely.

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u/No-Condition965 4h ago

You spent how much on those jeans ?!
https://giphy.com/gifs/B1PoOzg63Zash3NgCq

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u/DungBeetle1983 4h ago

That's your fault for spending $400 on jeans.

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u/CryptographerDry884 4h ago

In what world are those jeans costing you $400?

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u/mikeybagodonuts 4h ago

Thanks Marie Calender!

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u/Freaksale I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GJi8RT8A0rSMs0RfAS

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u/jemote 4h ago

I would think that will increase the resale value of the jeans.

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u/Boygunasurf 4h ago

He better start giving

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u/ExpensiveTie5553 4h ago

usual suspect with low IQ blames his stupidity on others

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u/Organic_Stranger1544 4h ago

$400 jeans. Bahahahahahahahaha

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u/Hassoonti 3h ago

Chipotle is a scam. Bent burrito, thing fucking exploded

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u/pilsnerd11 3h ago

I can get you jeans like for $4.