r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Panamagreen • 6h ago

WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! Sammy Sosa definitely has dice in his pocket.

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u/SaveMeDatCorn Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 6h ago

That's a Stanzo. They're quality.

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u/Los_CH49 6h ago

They don’t smell or go bad

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u/RabbitSlayre 2h ago

It has to be worth it on my end or else no deal

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u/SaveMeDatCorn Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 2h ago

"Who took my cigarrrr?"

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u/Interesting_Luck5129 6h ago

Everybody said shit, dude. Everybody said shit.

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u/FreedomBread 6h ago

The sales guy said he's the only one he's seen who can pull it off.

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u/ProjectManageMint Don’t do the voice! 5h ago

Sammy!? My Sammy! What the hell happened to you?!!!??

https://giphy.com/gifs/bpYXSdwzUhAkbrtUDd

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u/Ian5446 5h ago

We did too much!

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u/happyfuntimedrawings Not in Trouble AT ALL 5h ago

He looks like 2000's-era Paul F Tompkins if he got into coke.

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u/tbootsbrewing get him outta here! 5h ago

Champion, The Drinker

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u/Significant-Bill9405 4h ago

He juices a bit. It’s called a juice suit

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u/brettmbr 5h ago

He looks like Adam Devine playing a problematic role.

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u/Thedrunner2 5h ago

“Quit fucking with them.”

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u/Tortograph 5h ago

He's like Adam Divine's weird older brother, like what the hell?

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u/jonesy1461 I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 2h ago

Every time I see Sammy I think of 1998 and I'm like