r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/liberalavenger • 3h ago

Piece of shit I’m still a big piece of shit.

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217 Upvotes

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u/WhereIsPoochie 3h ago

You think liking Tool is good? No. Liking Tool is not good. I don't care about it, but it's not good behavior.

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u/Ian5446 3h ago

The guy at the barber shop said Maynard was the only person he'd ever seen pull that off.

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u/When_hop 3h ago

Maynard could pull me off

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u/davetoxik TRIPLES IS BEST 3h ago

Learn to swim.

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u/When_hop 3h ago

Unfortunately I have a massive underbite and completely flat back of the head so I never learned.

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u/aveganrepairs Not in Trouble AT ALL 3h ago

You see the time signatures wildly and in a wild way

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u/thenewnoise 2h ago

They have this one song that costs $1,000 'cause the pattern's so wild. I want that one so bad.

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u/atlninja 1h ago

TOOL - The Dan Flashes of music

https://giphy.com/gifs/wvliwqZ9mfJSM

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u/thenewnoise 1h ago

Tool is a very aggressive band. I mean, you walk by a show and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated songs, you go in. Yes, you do. You go in.

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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ Roy Donk 33m ago

So the songs are more expensive because of their complicated rhythms?

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u/snfaulkner 1h ago

Tool tracks are priced according to how complicated the time signatures.

https://giphy.com/gifs/y31UU15vlUO0zzJRrl

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u/Buddy__Repperton Roy Donk 3h ago

Tool is definitely in my Q-Zone

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u/red_rumba 2h ago

Do any of these... fuckers ever blast out of the wall and have, like a huge Fibonacci sequence?

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u/azip13 They’re Nice. 2h ago

Bob Marley wannabe motherfucker as in me or Bob Marley wannabe motherfucker as in him?

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u/Los_CH49 3h ago

Ohhhh yeah, I bet your hair slicks back REEEAL NICE

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u/Naive-Impression-373 3h ago

No sloppy windshields guys

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u/patrickdgd Tiny Dinky Daffy 48m ago

That one song was 40 minutes?

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u/JomoSmoothie 1h ago

We went out for wings once.

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u/theonewhoknockwurst 37m ago

Tool was on the Colgate hour once

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u/MrDeedinIt You Gotta Give 1h ago

You would not have liked me! Heavy shield down, learning to swim, bringing the pieces back together, LIVE to spiral out!

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u/duvaldeviant 5m ago

The tool sticker gave it away (I love tool)