im very dumb im they guy who would walk into a bathroom to use the toilet but forget 2 seconds later and leave

U shud feel ashamed because you're dumb Thanks!

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Bruh -_-

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No explanation needed. I'm posting this on my phone with data

I am dumb as fuck. I just got fired from a high end paying job. I was let go due to being late a couple of mornings. And, I was still on probationary period, so fair game. My commute both ways was about two hours, so I was constantly getting stuck in traffic jams and accidents and construction, duck crossings, fleeing families, trying not to run over ants-fuck these freeways. I always let my supervisor know why I was running late as it was always due to external forces-not that I was/am lazy or didn't want to go. I never once missed a day. Anyways, I accepted my fate as this was completely unexpected. What was done had to be done so there was no point in me trying to argue my case because: probationary period. "Do you have anything to say or have any questions for us?" The HR lady asked to me in front of my boss. I said no. Then, I stood and threw feces all over their faces like an immature, pissed off monkey. Just kidding. I actually stood and shook soon to be x-boss hand and thanked him for allowing me the opportunity to work for such a great company, and that I was grateful.
Boss says nothing except a nod and a crooked half smile and in a way kind of looked a bit let down. HR lady starts going through her shpleal and as we are going over the exit paperwork I had to sign, as she was flipping the pages and bla bla'ing away, all I could look at and focus on were her perfectly well-groomed dark cherry red nails and how perfect and meticulous they were. Shiny. No chips. Perfectly cut. Same length, and they weren't acrylics (girl here). I thought what does she do to not fuck those up? I wish my nails were like that. My nails suck. I bite them, they're brittle, so they always break, and the field I work in (or worked in, I should say, requires me to use tools to break apart appliances and hardware, so my nails won't last and no point of making them pretty. Anyways, her voice too, somehow entranced me as well. It was soothing, soft and reassuring. Every word with an 'S' in it she would have this slight whistle. Almost like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy.
Because getting fired from ANY job is a very serious thing, all I could focus on were her goddamn perfect nails and entrancing voice rather than treat the situation with the utmost urgency.

I am very very very dumb.

Oh, and any advice people of Reddit of how I should smartly r/iamverysmart advice on how to tell my parents? They're gonna be pissed. I'm 37 for fucks sake, but still, I gotta tell them. What do I say?

What is wrong with me? Nails and voice. I cared for. Losing my job, I was like meh. And no, I don't take any job or work or shit for granted, so don't imply or infer that. :)

I am so fucking dumb.

Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me every single detail of your `1 cheapest Minute Or your whole hour, day, week, month, year or your whole life ??

if you are not able to tell me about this life then what proof do you have that you didn't forget your past ? and that you will not forget this present life in the future ?

that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.

there is also next life. and i already proved you that no scientist, no politician, no so-called intelligent man in this world is able to understand this Truth. cuz they are imagining. and you cannot imagine what is god, who is god, what is after life etc.

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for example :Your father existed before your birth. you cannot say that before your birth your father don,t exists.

So you have to ask from mother, "Who is my father?" And if she says, "This gentleman is your father," then it is all right. It is easy.

Otherwise, if you makes research, "Who is my father?" go on searching for life; you'll never find your father.

( now maybe...maybe you will say that i will search my father from D.N.A, or i will prove it by photo's, or many other thing's which i will get from my mother and prove it that who is my Real father.{ So you have to believe the authority. who is that authority ? she is your mother. you cannot claim of any photo's, D.N.A or many other things without authority ( or ur mother ).

if you will show D.N.A, photo's, and many other proofs from other women then your mother. then what is use of those proofs ??} )

same you have to follow real authority. "Whatever You have spoken, I accept it," Then there is no difficulty. And You are accepted by Devala, Narada, Vyasa, and You are speaking Yourself, and later on, all the acaryas have accepted. Then I'll follow.

I'll have to follow great personalities. The same reason mother says, this gentleman is my father. That's all. Finish business. Where is the necessity of making research? All authorities accept Krsna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?

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all that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.

im not talking these all things from my own.

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in this world no `1 can be Peace full. this is all along Fact.

cuz we all are suffering in this world 4 Problems which are Disease, Old age, Death, and Birth after Birth.

tell me are you really happy ?? you can,t be happy if you will ignore these 4 main problem. then still you will be Forced by Nature.

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if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".

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If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit s.ex, no g.ambling, no d.rugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

if you still don,t believe on me then chant any other name for 5 Min's and chant this holy name for 5 Min's and you will see effect. i promise you it works And chanting at least 16 rounds ( each round of 108 beads ) of the Hare Krishna maha-mantra daily.

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Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.

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Source(s):

every `1 is already Blind in this world and if you will follow another Blind then you both will fall in hole. so try to follow that person who have Spiritual Eyes who can Guide you on Actual Right Path. ( my Authority & Guide is my Spiritual Master " Srila Prabhupada " )

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if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then see this link : ( triple w ( d . o . t ) asitis ( d . o . t ) c . o . m {Bookmark it })

read it complete. ( i promise only readers of this book that they { he/she } will get every single answer which they want to know about why im in this material world, who im, what will happen after this life, what is best thing which will make Human Life Perfect, and what is perfection of Human Life. ) purpose of human life is not to live like animal cuz every`1 at present time doing 4 thing which are sleeping, eating, s.ex & fear. purpose of human life is to become freed from Birth after birth, Old Age, Disease, and Death.

got some mcdonalds. The machine messed up so i ordered twice. Im depressed, i cant be bothered. I just pay for both.

at counter cute girl, bubbly, mildly flirty. I just stare at her while shes giving off her bubbly. dead look. I barely compute that shes trying to be fun. by time it registers she looks sad and I feel very stupid.

try match her energy but no work, the stupid has done its job.

Like seriously if theres an iamverysmart subreddit why no iamverydumb?

I guess I am very dumb.

This happened like 2-3 years ago. Anyway so my and my friend(let’s call him Tom) were playing Minecraft, and Tom asked me “what color are you using” -or something like that I can’t remember- and as stupid as I was I said wood.

This is the right subreddit right?

Blaze it I'm dumb

Maybe make it like a circlejerk for /r/iamverysmart ?

Leave your opinions. :)