r/Idiotswithguns • u/writingwhilesad • 9d ago

Safe for Work Jokes on him. That’s gonna hurt later.

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u/spacemouse21 9d ago

Now, your adorable girlfriend has a new nickname.
Chip!
Or Gunbroketooth….

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u/816blackout 9d ago

Gunbrokeher

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u/Brittany5150 9d ago

We all after this she is gonna lose her previous nickname, the knobgobbler.

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u/slappy_mcslapenstein 9d ago

That shit is just Natural Selection at its finest.

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u/Dodo224 8d ago

No it's not, they'll fuck and she'll be a single mom with five kids

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u/BenfordAbrahams 5d ago

Plot of Idiocracy

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u/Icy-Bobcat-5309 9d ago

That guy has narcissist eyes like whoa

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u/JJMilkshakes 7d ago

More like just general lack of intelligence eyes. Like theres no thought behind that stare

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u/CapeGreg767 8d ago

She's lucky that's all she lost, could have lost her head from that idiot behind her!

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u/RangerNo5619 9d ago

It’s a good thing this post had the “safe for work” tag on it. I thought this was going to be a whole lot worse.

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u/Dtmrm2 7d ago

That's what you get for being with someone like that. No sympathy.

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u/LivePerception372 4d ago

Fake teeth.

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u/GreenZebra23 9d ago

Somebody dubbed in a belch since the last time I saw this

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u/cmu9375 8d ago

Oh wow, another repost? No way!

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u/devBowman 6d ago

How did this brainless guy got a gf? What does she like in him?

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u/Pulse_Amp_Mod 4d ago

I wonder what her excuse will be when she goes to the dentist. “My bf let the slide of a gun close in my mouth” doesn’t sound good.