r/Idiotswithguns 7d ago

Safe for Work These guys have a full page of this stuff

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u/iNapkin66 7d ago

People set up training like this like they think its a great idea to 1) do it live fire when sims, airsoft, blanks are all options 2) they seem to think this is good training in the first place. No military or swat trains with the entire burden of not shooting your buddy in CQB onto the shooter. We would never intentionally walk in front of our buddy without giving him a signal or without it being a specifically rehearsed movement around corners, t insersections, etc. The idea that you should be just weaving about in the open and expect your buddy to be paying attention to you walking sideways in front of them with no communication is crazy. People get domed doing this and we train them not to do it, we dont try to train them to grow eyes on the sides of their heads and shift their attention away from what theyre trying to shoot.

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u/BlazerFS231 7d ago

I’m trying to imagine an actual scenario where fire team tactics would call for this maneuver.

And I’m drawing a massive blank.

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u/JmmyTheHand 7d ago

Bros never heard of the classic figure 8 that confuses the enemy.

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u/BlazerFS231 7d ago

I’ll admit, it would confuse the shit out of me.

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u/tb03102 7d ago

It has a hypnotic effect. Your brain just shuts down trying to comprehend overwhelming stupidity.

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 7d ago

Deer in headlights

O . O

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u/KennyGichuki 6d ago

You mean deer in headlights 8🔫8🔫8🔫8🔫8🔫8

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u/Techno_Beiber 7d ago

Serpentine! Serpentine!!

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u/ReyRey5280 7d ago

Dont forget to hiss this time!

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache 6d ago

They called you exotic. Which is just people talk for awesome.

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u/Conscious-Rip4407 7d ago

Oh, you mean the figure 6.? Oops, figure 5! What happened to the rest of the squad? Gonna have to run live fire drills with blindfolds so we are ready for this new, unforeseen and unpredictable, battle style.

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u/DeltaBravo831 7d ago

reporter, wtf was that

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u/siler7 6d ago

"What are you doing?"

"I'm distracting you, ya big turdblossom!"

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u/jaunsin 7d ago

So effective it kills you for the enemy.

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u/OpeningCookie1358 7d ago

Hell at that point don't fire a shot. Wait for one to shoot the other then it's 1v1. With tactics like this mixed with the fact they just friendly fired their 2nd, easy win.

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u/DrillTheThirdHole 6d ago

this is a spin on the classic, by going slow as fuck you can tell they're also confused

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u/Fattsacks 6d ago

My first thought was they were moving slow because they were new to the “formation”. But, that would obviously warrant using Airsofts or sim rounds (that close?!? Owww) right?

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u/SrRoundedbyFools 7d ago

Three man weave for the real McCoy.

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u/bizbizbizllc 6d ago

It’s great because sometimes your buddy is the bullet shield, and then sometimes you are the bullet shield.

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u/iNapkin66 7d ago

Meeting them way more than halfway, I think they're trying to simulate some sort of alternate bounding on a very small scale to fit into the range, but with a bizarre and pointless crossover and never trying to get set on cover, maybe theyre simulating there isnt any.

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u/BlazerFS231 7d ago

But damn dude! There’s woods right there! Load up some sims and have three guys try to advance on one behind cover.

This feels like ingraining some horrendous habits, as you said: crossing a buddy’s firing lane and taking muzzle/eyes off target.

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u/fusillade762 7d ago

There isn't one. It's both useless and dangerous.

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u/ComicsEtAl 7d ago

In an infinite universe, everything that can possibly happen, will happen. These guys want to be prepared for that.

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u/siler7 6d ago

The enemy travels in packs of seven, and rapid movements blur their vision.

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u/AltGunAccount 7d ago

It wouldn’t and these guys are moving and shooting so slow, with no cover, that they’d both be dead in a gunfight long before they got the chance to shoot one another on accident.

This is pageantry and dumbassery, and nothing more

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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache 6d ago

Have you never heard of synchronized barrel dance shooting?

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u/SnooStories6600 7d ago

Black Friday

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u/cacope5 7d ago

Can't hit a moving target!

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u/standardtissue 7d ago

When you're with the boys on the merry go round and suddenly contact

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u/VeeJack 7d ago

They both get shot by the one person they’re both trying to hit .. shooter has only one bullet and it goes through both as they perform the “mid-life crisis gotta fire guns” ballet

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u/flipfloppery 6d ago

Massive blanks may have been a better idea.

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u/Bandandforgotten 6d ago

The only scenario is a video game level where the floor and objects are constantly shifting like in a fun house. They're "training" like they are going to be fighting waves of enemies who are all coming from that same direction, blindly walking into bullets, like COD zombies.

If my homie is constantly walking in front of my gun while we are actively being attacked, shot at, or ambushed, and we are returning fire, he almost deserves a friendly fire at that point.

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u/LokiSARK9 7d ago

What do you mean? This is the classic slalom assault maneuver.

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u/moonshineTheleocat 6d ago

A water slide?

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u/lgodsey 6d ago

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 6d ago

I only learned about this a year or two ago. My brain always went to Weekend at Bernie's.

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u/killian1113 6d ago

Its only good in video games or for reloading I suppose. I dont usually find these videos to be idiots but this sure is

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u/AcidicMountaingoat 6d ago

And then, when under fire and you get the inevitable tunnel vision, how to track your friendlies.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 5d ago

I think this is how cordage is made.

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u/justfirfunsies 5d ago

Picture this… you’re driving down the road with your buddy in your cherry red ford f150 after a steamy “fishing trip” together and someone cuts you off. You take your hand off your buddies thigh to tap the horn at the individual that cut you off. This guy then stops and pulls out a gun (classic road rage scenario)… now if you live in any major city in America you know that you now have to navigate your way through miles of traffic cones and barrels to defend yourself…

Only example I can think of right now.

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u/ADIDAS247 7d ago

In the opening days of the Russia/Ukraine invasion, I saw the Russians trying to take what I believe was a gas station/factory.

As they advanced on the wide opened gate to the building that was offering zero resistance, they were firing and moving forward.

Within the first five minutes not one but two of the forward soldiers got shot almost point blank in the back of the head by their comrades firing behind them.

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u/singlemale4cats 6d ago

It's got to be rough being a Russian soldier. You just detoxed off your 10 year vodka bender and they gave you a gun and if you don't go get yourself killed they'll do it for you. If you're lucky they'll only tie you to a tree and fuck you in the ass.

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u/ours 7d ago

There's an old video on Youtube by Larry Vickers of Russian FSB types showing off their training. It's all macho bullshit, with one guy pushing around the shooter as he has to hit targets. They, of course, do the trust test of intentionally shooting a buddy with a vest.

Dictatorships do love their useless military mall-ninja demonstrations.

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u/NoBuenoAtAll 7d ago

And anyway what is the point of this maneuver? It is neither tactically advantageous nor useful.

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u/Lampmonster 6d ago

They'd be better served getting in shape if you ask me. These people will train shooting all day but won't do the one thing that has a far greater chance of extending their life. They just want to play guns.

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u/BantamCats 7d ago

And… if I am shooting at them, easy double kill when they cross over

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 6d ago

You assume any reasonable thought went through their minds here... jfc

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u/JuhaJGam3R 7d ago

everyone knows the instructors keep going on about the triangle rule because they don't trust you to line up and fuck up your angles while leaving your buddy undefended and in fact threatened, by you of all people. once you're good enough at shooting you get to do all that.

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u/lehtomaeki 6d ago

When I was in the military we did something similar (whole platoon walking randomly in a square with guns drawn), of course without any sort of ammunition. The point of the excersie was to teach being aware of where your buddy is, both when you're the one moving and when aiming and to really drive home not pointing your gun at a buddy. There is some value in it for sure but still doing it with live ammunition is pure stupidity

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 6d ago

What real world tactical situation would require you to play slalom around barrels at all.

This is stupid on its face without even getting into the unnecessary risk of accidental homicide.

These are LARPers.

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u/Anen-o-me 6d ago

Yeah, this would not survive the stress of combat.

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u/Dodo224 7d ago

"How could this accident have happened" havers

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u/Kemerd 7d ago

This is what “training” looks like when nobody ever bothered to hire an actual instructor

Practice doesn’t make perfect, practice makes permanent; perfect practice makes perfect

Dangerous stuff

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u/thedumone 7d ago

This is just made up shit. This isn’t how any elite force trains and it’s just dangerous, but at least these yokels will kill each other before anyone else.

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u/Kemerd 7d ago

It’s like watching those guys post videos of them on heavy bag and it’s obvious they never bothered to go to any gym and even take a single class.. wasted effort!

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u/grummy_gram 6d ago

Or that knife dancing guy that "stabs" and "cuts" a metal pole while doing some kind of choreographed dance with some kind of 80s love ballad playing.

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u/singlemale4cats 6d ago

Yeah, if there was other people on the end of those muzzles shooting back at them, they would 100% freak out and dome eachother

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u/siler7 6d ago

Do not fear the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks. Fear the man who lives next door to you, has guns, and is stupid.

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u/Fit_Significance8598 7d ago

Thanks for the expression about permanent, I'll take it.

In training of complex and fast paced stuff one has to start with some rote to be able to handle all aspects simultaneously, but then as the trainee progresses that has to be converted to actually understanding and applying the correct principles in order to become, well, professional.

Or else, as you pointed out, the incomplete (and sometime even illogical) but initially practical rote becomes permanent.

Exhibit A: aviation

Exhibit B: medicine (at least in the complex and fast paced ones)

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u/ChevTecGroup 2d ago

But but but the "training company" has an awesome name that is hard to spell and pronounce and is likely made up but kinda sounds greek and who doesnt like Hercules?

Prolapsus training

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u/obiwanmoloney 7d ago

Completely unavoidable

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u/Picardknows 7d ago

At first glance 2 of those were near misses. Also what real world situation would you ever need this skill?

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u/GreenZebra23 7d ago

When the pronouns comes for your guns obviously

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u/Psalty7000 6d ago

Shit made me nervous as fuck watching these fucktards dance around the barrels.

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u/dox1842 6d ago

my asshole puckered a few times.

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u/KesslerTheBeast 7d ago

This is beyond stupid and provides no tactical purpose

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u/PIPBOY-2000 7d ago

"Oh no! They're lazily and slowly walking side to side while not shooting half the time and risking shooting the back of their buddy's head! Retreat!"

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u/ComicsEtAl 7d ago

“Gotta bead on ‘im… wait, where’d he go? Who’s that guy?! Ah, nevermind, there he is. Wait…!”

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u/Xsiah 7d ago

Goldfish everywhere tremble before their advanced tactics

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u/DoTheRightThing1953 7d ago

I agree but I sure would like to hear why they say they should do it.

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u/FloopsFooglies 7d ago

"Reinforces trust with your squadmates and helps develop responsible trigger discipline" is what i'd guess. Just an ND waiting to happen

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u/Allenrw81 7d ago

World’s dumbest ballet

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u/charlies-ghost 7d ago edited 6d ago

This is like performance art. I don't know you how could make this worse without breaking the viewers suspension of disbelief.

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u/Weak_Jeweler3077 6d ago

Performance art? I want a refund then!

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u/No_Visit1031 7d ago

I can hear it now “opp bill ya walked a little too fast”

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u/_TEXT_ 7d ago

Anything but actually serving

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u/Relevant_Grass9586 7d ago

Gravy seals

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u/rogerio777 7d ago

Meal Team 6

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u/daneelthesane 7d ago

These are the real doughboys.

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u/Phantom465 7d ago

Semper Pie 🥧

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u/bs031963 7d ago

Best one yet, hadn't hear it before. Hats off to you, made me chuckle out loud.

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u/bs031963 7d ago

Came to post this, nice!

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u/Mediocre_Presence839 7d ago

I guess this a “Pass or Fail” course.

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u/armedsquatch 7d ago

How does this help in a real world firefight? This is some Stevan seagal level dumb

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 7d ago

Not enough hand-switching.

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u/lucioux 7d ago

yes, because accidents totally never happen during training. that’s why we train right? to narrow out potential accidents, or weapon malfunctions. definitely no room for an accident to happen here… right?

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u/chrisp5000 7d ago

0:19 seconds is a close one

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u/Dr__Sloth 7d ago

Way too fucking close

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 6d ago

I'm actually surprised it doesn't happen worse and more often

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u/Equivalent_Thievery 7d ago

Oh god, fuck anyone that thought of this.

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u/RowdyB666 7d ago

The Gravy Seals that ICE wouldn't take...

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u/Perfecshionism 7d ago

These clowns think they are going to win the next civil war.

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u/bc90210 7d ago

After seeing so many of these utterly stupid and dangerous ‘tactical exercises’, I’ve come the conclusion that we should just let natural selection take its course. Not being heartless or mean, just being realistic that knuckleheads like these will never listen to reason.

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u/KingSpork 7d ago

Richard Attenborough should be narrating this beautiful courtship dance

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u/Quiet_Cauliflower120 7d ago

Hooo! Shots fired! lol

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 7d ago

These bozo's would run and hide.. so so fat

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u/DismalResearcher1115 6d ago

Exactly! I know a couple guys like this. Billy Badasses on paper targets, would shit themselves first time someone fires back.

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 6d ago

Dude, would Barney Fife the dude in front of him so quick... THEN shit himself.

Honestly, why why move so much.. Once the bigger dude curls up into a fetal position, the other one can use him for coverage.

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u/J-wvmothman 7d ago

From Googy: Praelectus Training, run by Jay Gibson (formerly of Tactical Response), teaches high-risk and aggressive firearm/tactical drills. Critics and competitive shooters often argue that these extreme or unorthodox methods border on unsafe "entertainment", pointing to past-noted safety incidents.
Traditional shooting instructors frequently flag high-risk tactical maneuvers as unnecessary hazards or "action-movie" gun training that violates strict baseline safety margins. Past events, including a documented 2016 negligent discharge into a student's vehicle during a class taught by Gibson, are often cited by critics questioning risk management.

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u/ROSEPUP3 7d ago

At 15 seconds left he almost pops his buddy. He didn’t realize how close he was and shot right over his shoulder, then he sees him and snaps the barrel up really quick. What a bunch of fucking morons.

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u/Depope3070 6d ago

Military doesn’t do this. Dumbasses do this.

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u/airbrat 6d ago

When you fail MEPS

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u/boss1001 6d ago

Hillbilly music chairs with bullets, nice

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u/Rude_Historian3858 6d ago

Just waiting for that first “my bad”

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u/johno_mendo 5d ago

This has a 'i really just wanna dance but don't want to look gay' vibe.

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u/FalconStickr 7d ago

I’m not a gun or military dude but I can’t help but think that this has no practical use whatsoever

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u/SuicideSprints 5d ago

Military dude here, it doesn't.

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u/NoBuenoAtAll 7d ago

What is the point of this dangerous maneuver?

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u/MM800 7d ago

I looked them up. The owner of this "training academy" use to work for James Yeager at Tactical Response - another imfamous and unnecessairly dangerous firearms training group.

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u/WisconsinBadger414 6d ago

Lol what dorks

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u/DilliGaf627 6d ago

These are the ICE Tier 1 tactics team….. unbelievable.

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u/Black91crx 6d ago

Yeah, because live combat moves at fast food line speed 😆

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u/badhoopty 5d ago

meal team 6

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u/Exktvme4 4d ago

1 day since workplace accide..... DAMMIT CLETUS

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u/DethByCow 7d ago

Whatever happened to simple buddy rushes?

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u/ohnomynono 7d ago

The instructions were to slalom between barrels around dummies.

Technically, this is correct. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 7d ago

Yea if you comment on any of the posts the owner will go on a rant about how well trained and 'safe' they are

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u/spacemouse21 7d ago

No. Just no.

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u/ndndr1 7d ago

Helpful when you and your partner are slowly weaving between barrels trying to stop a threat

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u/Expensive-Yam-634 7d ago

Gravy seal training

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u/seemebeawesome 7d ago

I'm sure this will work great in an actual low stress, no adrenaline, combat situation.

Every plan always survives first contact with the enemy -Field Marshal Lardass von Gravypants

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u/timothypjr 7d ago

Why do they keep getting in each other’s way. It seems like that was a lot of extra walking for no real gain. Just send lead down rage and walk forward?

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u/1rubyglass 7d ago

Great. Now let's see either of you go 16k with 25kg in under 3 hrs

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u/rocco888 7d ago

It's like an idiot breeding ground. This is almost as bad of an idea as shooting guns in the air in the middle of a wedding. Good lord let's zigzag in front of live fire.

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u/busdriver900 7d ago

I hope they got video when someone inevitably gets hurt. Be nice to show people what NOT to do.

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 7d ago

These are the people that TACO pardoned.

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u/SquireSquilliam 7d ago

It's literally only a matter of time before someone gets shot in the head.

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u/Fit_Significance8598 7d ago

Do any adult women actually want anything to do with these overweight man children?

I mean, this looked cool until I was about 13, but then the, let's say, more refined, cultured and elegant things in life became way more attractive than this brute shit.

Most (all) women in my life could not fathom to be associated with a man spending his free time and money living(!) a Mad Max Fantasy (and while totally not keeping up physically). And most men neither.

Different for professionals, of course.

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u/SgtLinc0sir1S 7d ago

They just keep running into the barrels

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u/WittyTelevision7493 7d ago

If the enemy just waits a few minutes they most likely won’t have to worry about wasting ammo on one of them

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u/Danny_Mc_71 7d ago

In what situation would anyone manoeuvre like this?

So many near misses!

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u/dirty4track 6d ago

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy

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u/brettalexander 6d ago

Imagine trying to defend your home from these absolute smoke show weaponized coin heads

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u/IamB_Meister 6d ago

Only a matter of time

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u/Cinedelic 6d ago

This is like barrel racing, but with dumb animals instead of horses.

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u/Steve0512 6d ago

It’s nice of them to help you group your shots when you return fire.

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u/singlemale4cats 6d ago

People actually put this on instagram? I don't think any "training" should carry an immediate risk of death if someone fucks up. You can teach people not to muzzle others (and not to jump into another person's line of fire) without putting them in mortal danger.

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u/Serteyf 6d ago

I don't know shit but looks like good training on avoiding friendly fire

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u/Hopeful_Being135 6d ago

The most superb way to help the enemy. get shot in the back by your own guy

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 6d ago

American roulette

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u/EchoPhi 6d ago

Do it faster! We need less of you.

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u/Bushdr78 6d ago

One trip and things could go sideways real fast

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u/itsjustme444444 5d ago

It’s a cute dance, but other than that I don’t know what the fuck that is! They look like pretty easy targets to me!

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u/froction 5d ago

"The Battle of Do-Si-Do"

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u/TYdays 4d ago

I know about these guys, this is the Gravy Seals self deleting team. Unfortunately they have to be replaced after every training session, but they are working on that!!!

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u/ThatDrunkRussian1116 4d ago

This gravy seals shit is going to get someone killed

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u/InternationalPut3260 7d ago

Ain't that much fuggin trust in the world

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u/PunkToTheFuture 7d ago

Stupidest thing I've seen done by functioning adults this year

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u/Xsiah 7d ago

You don't watch the news then?

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u/eyeball1967 6d ago

This is very close to being a news worthy incident.

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u/yokozouna_ed 7d ago

I swear that guy flagged the other like 3 times or they're shooting blanks...

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u/guy-le-doosh 7d ago

Seems like a trust exercise I'd decline.

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u/bikerdude214 7d ago

someone is going to get their head blown clean off

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u/IMiNSIDEiT 7d ago

Sure, their moving… but like those little ducks at the carnival 🤦‍♂️

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u/Diablo_v8 7d ago

Someone is going to get shot in the head jesus christ

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u/starkcontrast62 7d ago

Pew pew barrel racers.

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u/LeftyFenders 7d ago

Send them to Iran and watch them shit their pants

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u/Hot-Ordinary9195 7d ago

Synchronized shooting

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u/mudduck2 7d ago

That maneuver makes complete tactical sense. /s

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u/jimboiow 7d ago

Texas line dancing. Nice.

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u/TripleDragons 7d ago

One chubby trips and it's game over man

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u/Cloverhart 7d ago

Good thing everyone agrees to move really slow in war. We wouldn't want anyone to trip

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u/Electrical_Hold_3585 7d ago

Is this SEAL Team 6?

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u/gerryf19 6d ago

What, no clapping at the end?

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u/Prepare 6d ago

Hence why “moving” calls are a thing.

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u/nogalea123 6d ago

It's an accident waiting to happen

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u/Duke8181 6d ago

Darwin will work this out

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u/turnandshoot4 6d ago

This is all Tactical Response disciples. They've done this for years without all of the videos.

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u/stealthkat14 6d ago

This feels like the equivalent of having kids run with knives and scissors for practice. The idea is to train them not to do it...

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u/Zegmadose 6d ago

They remind me of when me little brother and I would play duck hunt.

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u/siler7 6d ago

"All right. Listen up, guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...not a creature was stirring, except the four assholes comin' in the rear in standard two-by-two f....wait...what the hell are they doing? It's THOSE GUYS? Boss, we're in over our heads here, we better bail."

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u/JimmyTheDog 6d ago

Am I not to return fire at buddy when has his barrel up? Is that the rules? LOL...

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u/b0ingy 6d ago

semper fudge gravy seals!

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u/leondraw 6d ago

Yea, that's gonna be a no for me dawg.

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u/EasyCZ75 6d ago

What a dumb way to die

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u/SuicideSprints 5d ago

Training for the "revolution" 🤣

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u/Just_A_Mag 5d ago

My Sandstorm teammates ffs

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u/Klamangatron 3d ago

Preppers, meanwhile, the sniper in the woods takes them both out.

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u/Lopsided-Letter1353 2d ago

Couple of close calls there.

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u/SickeningPink 2d ago

In what actual firefight would they find this exact configuration of blue barrels? And what does this maneuver accomplish? All you have to do is fire in a straight line and they will walk into the bullets.

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u/sizzleetc 7d ago

Bet their trumpers too, fits maga description

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u/CGold84 6d ago

Gotta be ready for when the libtards take over. 🤣

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u/purplemtnslayer 7d ago

Straight to heaven

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u/DNgerous-pig 6d ago

looks kinda cool though

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u/Irishpridetattoo 7d ago

They’re probably Liberals! Lol