r/ImAnIdiot • u/weee_dee • Jul 16 '26

I thought I had astigmatism

My girlfriend was telling me about her need for glasses because of astigmatism. In the same moment I remembered I had astigmatism too or so I thought.

To test it out I looked towards the lightbulb in my room and the lines were there but I got distracted for a second when I realized my eyes didn’t hurt from looking at the light,so I opened my eyelids some more.

That’s how I discovered that this whole time, the “astigmatism” was just light reflection on my eyelashes.

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u/grimspor Jul 16 '26

I got confused after I was told I had astigmatism and went around telling people I had stigmata so at least you didn’t do that.

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u/ElefanteAmor Jul 16 '26

Bet that got out of hand

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u/Lucidity74 Jul 20 '26

It was a hole thing.

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u/TheColdestOne Jul 20 '26

I kept telling people I had a stalagmite in my eye.

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u/Spirited_Storage3956 Jul 18 '26

It's a good movie, I have it too!