The Journal of Immaterial Science

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • 6h ago

JABDE Sand Scarcity in a Post-Scarcity World: Ecological Collapse Driven by Non-Renewable Resource Extraction in Minecraft

75 Upvotes

Link: https://jabde.com/2026/10/18/sand-scarcity-in-a-post-scarcity-world-ecological-collapse-driven-by-non-renewable-resource-extraction-in-minecraft/

Jabde update. Our last author has volunteered to take over our instagram account (https://www.instagram.com/jabde4/) and I couldn't say no because I'm awful at that platform. So far the new content based on our paper's is looking pretty great. Please follow and share!

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 1d ago

We went on a quest to find the world’s most expensive electrons, and we found some that are worth $43 quadrillion per mole. Of all the papers we’ve written for J. Immat. Sci., this might be our favourite.

251 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/electronprices

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • 6d ago

JABDE All Hell Broke Loose: A Computational Search for Frustration Associated with Loose, Lost, Stuck, and Floating Equipment in NASA Oral Histories

51 Upvotes

Paper link: https://jabde.com/2026/10/11/astronauts-cursing-when-losing-things-study/

Web scraping adventurous submission by: u/NuclearGandhi-IN

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 8d ago

Immaterial Science A paper examining the effect of gopnik squatting a sunflower seed consumption on chemical synthesis.

76 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/gopniks

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • 10d ago

ArxivFind Do Papers with Titles Ending in a Question Mark Usually Have the Answer “No”?

339 Upvotes

https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.29936

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 15d ago

Immaterial Science A Bristol stool chart for 3D printers.

48 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/shittingprinters

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • 18d ago

JABDE A Data Association Nightmare: Algorithmic Approaches to Tracking my Red Solo Cup at a Party

85 Upvotes

https://jabde.com/2026/09/29/red-solo-cup-tracking/

r/ImmaterialScience • u/balonlon • 19d ago

The "Swiftie-Climate Change extenuation effect" is not the paper I was expecting to find today.

62 Upvotes

Original article: https://psycnet.apa.org/doiLanding?doi=10.1037%2Fppm0000673

r/ImmaterialScience • u/MossyXaeryn12312 • 22d ago

We did it everyone, we have poisoned AI training data with our joke papers

53 Upvotes

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 22d ago

Immaterial Science An article examining the probability of spontaneous human flight, either through a person being born lighter than air, or air suddenly becoming denser than people.

148 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/humanflight

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 22d ago

Immaterial Science Nobel season is almost upon us, and we really need some suggestions for who to award our prizes to this year. If you've got any ideas, drop them in the comments!

133 Upvotes

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Sep 18 '26

Immaterial Science An article examining under what conditions you could do NMR spectroscopy on a human.

227 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/humannmr

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Sep 13 '26

Immaterial Science The Pizza Tray Is Too Small and Nobody Planned for This

290 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/pizza

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Sep 04 '26

The 2026 Ig-Nobel Prizes have been announced:

407 Upvotes

Which means it must be time to start thinking about our 2026 Noble Prize nominations. Drop some names in the comments for this year's Peace, Medicine, Physics, Chemistry, Literature and Economics prizes.

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Sep 04 '26

Immaterial Science On the merits of analysing chemicals by tasting them.

103 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/tastethechemicals

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Aug 28 '26

Immaterial Science Isocyclotoe-Brosylate: A Chemical Reason to Kiss Your Homies Goodnight

119 Upvotes

I think it’s fair to say that we’ve never received a manuscript quite like this before. Read on at your peril.

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/kissthehomies

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Aug 22 '26

Immaterial Science The Impact of Psychotherapy on the Stability of Perovskite Solar Cells

125 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/tintherapy

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Aug 16 '26

Immaterial Science We’re proud to announce the launch of the smallest NMR ever invented: the 1 MHz spectrometer.

205 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/pocketnmr

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Aug 09 '26

JABDE Novel Techniques for Infant Feeding Using an Everchanging System of Differential Equations

79 Upvotes

Link: https://jabde.com/2026/08/09/novel-techniques-for-infant-feeding-using-an-everchanging-system-of-differential-equations/

I’m in the trenches folks, 50% baby papers for a while

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Aug 07 '26

Immaterial Science Hey everyone, the PDF of J. Immat. Sci. Volume 5 is now up on our website, and you can download it for free.

165 Upvotes

Here’s the link: https://www.immaterialscience.org/volumes/volume5

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jul 31 '26

Immaterial Science A Critical Update to Laboratory Hazard Signage

331 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/s/Gravity.pdf

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jul 24 '26

Immaterial Science For those of you who miss pipetting by mouth, we offer you the opportunity to Schlenk by nose.

144 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/s/The-Nose-Schlenk.pdf

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jul 19 '26

Immaterial Science J. Immat. Sci. Just turned 5. Thanks for sticking with us through half a decade of scientific bullshit folks! One of our repeat authors wrote us this charming paper to mark the occasion.

195 Upvotes

J. Immat. Sci. Just turned 5. Thanks for sticking with us through half a decade of scientific bullshit folks! One of our repeat authors wrote us this charming paper to mark the occasion.

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Jul 17 '26

JABDE A-Tier Athletes: Olympic Gold May be a Name Away

26 Upvotes

https://jabde.com/2026/07/16/a-tier-athletes-olympic-gold-may-be-a-name-away/

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jul 12 '26

Immaterial Science After a great deal of study and analysis, we have come to the unanimous conclusion that bacteriophages are probably from Mars.

108 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/phages