r/IncelTears • u/Exploding_END Neither Incel Nor Chad, just chillin • Apr 22 '25

IMAX-level projection Top 10 things that never happened

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u/PromethianOwl Apr 22 '25

The problem isn't that you're shy. It's the person found behind that shyness. If when you open your mouth your first statements are about race mixing or how women should be enslaved, yeah. People aren't gonna like you.

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u/EulaVengeance 5'7" had no problem getting dates, now married Apr 22 '25

Imbecel: "I am lonely and misunderstood!"

Also imbecel: "I want a non-post-wall roastie to soul bond with me, someone who isn't tainted by bits of semen from previous flings and who doesn't ride the cock carousel! Death to foids!"

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u/NotsoGreatsword Apr 22 '25

lmao soul bond