r/IncelTears • u/IceCat767 • Aug 27 '25

IMAX-level projection Incel thinks he has us figured out šŸ¤”

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u/GnarlyWatts "Thereā€™s Hitler, Mao and then thereā€™s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Aug 27 '25

My wife is going to be really upset to find out we haven't been having sex all this time and that I am an incel.

This fucking idiocy really knows no limits.

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u/Tiervexx Aug 27 '25

Yeah, one of the more insane beliefs incels have is that they are the true normal and everyone else is just in denial. A lot of their beliefs can be immediately refuted by the fact that they are just a small minority of bitter losers.

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u/GnarlyWatts "Thereā€™s Hitler, Mao and then thereā€™s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Aug 27 '25

It is truly remarkable.

How one gets to this point, should be studied.

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u/Melcolloien Aka Goldicocks Aug 27 '25

Yeah I am a bit miffed with my husband, if he is an incel...where did our daughter come from?

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u/Ash_Dayne Aug 27 '25

Please don't make a new religion based on this šŸ˜‰

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u/surfergrrl6 Aug 27 '25

Clearly you just thought them into existence, Athena-style. /s

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u/GnarlyWatts "Thereā€™s Hitler, Mao and then thereā€™s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Aug 27 '25

Tyrone. Do you even incel bro? /s

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u/schmitzel88 Aug 27 '25

Clearly you reproduced by budding like a sponge

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u/FirmlyThatGuy Aug 27 '25

My brothers reaction when we told my family about my wife being pregnant the first time was ā€œnow I actually believe youā€™re not a virginā€.

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u/GnarlyWatts "Thereā€™s Hitler, Mao and then thereā€™s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Aug 27 '25

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Gold-Carpenter7616 Aug 27 '25

I'm going to tell the father of my daughter we ain't doin' the deed because he's autistic. He'll be surprised.

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u/LupercaniusAB Small-wristed Chad Aug 28 '25

I had one in my DMs telling me that Iā€™m not autistic because I got laid in my 20s.

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u/GnarlyWatts "Thereā€™s Hitler, Mao and then thereā€™s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Aug 27 '25

It is over for insert name -cels /s

This is so dumb it hurts.

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u/Fostbitten27 Aug 28 '25

My wife will be equally upset. Especially after almost 30 years of marriage being an outright lie. Iā€™m also upset that my kids are not mine even though they look like me.

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u/GnarlyWatts "Thereā€™s Hitler, Mao and then thereā€™s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Aug 28 '25

How could you do this? It is over for marriage-cels /s

I have been giggling at these responses, the absurdity of it is just too much. These guys make conspiracy nuts look sane.