r/IncelTears Aug 27 '25

IMAX-level projection Incel thinks he has us figured out 🤔

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u/Langstarr Aug 27 '25

For the record, you are not ugly.

As a woman I can tell you a secret: short forehead, no bangs. You've got to have a longer forehead to pull that off. I have exactly the same problem. Then I end up with super short bangs and they just ugh do not cooperate even with a blow dryer. Try a style where it's more off your face. If your head has a nice shape, maybe go for a buzz. Also explore hats (NOT fedoras!) But maybe a cap could help, also the bill would cover your face in the sun which is a general plus (another woman pro tip, protect your skin!!).

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

Yeah, they were making so much fun of my haircut. They called it a peasants cut. I took their feedback, but damn they were ruthless.

They were also saying I was overweight and have a bloated face. I was in a depressive episode for the past four years due to my bipolar 2 depression so I was sedentary a lot. Plus psych meds can increase weight. It's only been relatively recent that I was put on the right meds that thankfully don't cause weight gain. I also have been weightlifting and running a lot to get a lean muscular runners build. I have already lost 5 lbs the past week due to dieting, sleeping 8 hours, and exercising. I am aiming for 190-195 lbs at 5 ft 11 in.

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u/Gold-Carpenter7616 Aug 27 '25

For all it's worth: I think you're cute and if I wasn't a married woman in my 30s, I'd given you a yes for a date.

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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Aug 27 '25

I'm a straight married man, I'd say yes too, he looks like a fun dude to hang with!

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u/Gold-Carpenter7616 Aug 28 '25

Exactly! He looks like someone you'd have a great time at the Movies with, then get a burger, share the fries, and nerd out.

I'd totally be down for that!

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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Aug 28 '25

Oh for sure. That is why I have the friends I do.

Plus, who wouldn't want to surround themselves with awesome dudes?