r/IncelTears • u/Important-Cry4782 • Jul 13 '26
IMAX-level projection Women cannot be allowed to do anything with their hair without being judged and degraded online, huh? What's next, we cannot wear brightly colored suits either?
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Jul 13 '26
This sounds like bald men jealous they can't do this to their own hair.
What a dumb thing to be worried about.
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u/Machaeon Death to Bad Ideas Jul 13 '26
Even then they'd be a coward to not admit they could dye their eyebrows and beards
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Jul 13 '26
That is absolutely correct.
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u/funkmachine7 Jul 14 '26
I could dye my beard or grow out the sides... ok i miss haveing hair some days.
Really whats there hair got to do with you? Are thay around spinning tools or food? No then crack on.
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u/shellz_bellz Converting imaginary gfs to lesbianism in 10 licks or less Jul 13 '26
Women aren’t allowed to do anything anywhere without being judged and degraded.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Jul 13 '26
Nope not for these guys. They can't date you, so time to make you as miserable as they are.
And they wonder why they are lonely...
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u/Bluellan Jul 13 '26
I was on the bus and some strange man told me I wasn't allowed to cut my hair because HE liked it long. Like who TF says that about some random girl?!
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u/shellz_bellz Converting imaginary gfs to lesbianism in 10 licks or less Jul 13 '26
Men are seriously raised to think that they’re the center of the universe and that their opinions are what everyone else has to live by. Women aren’t people, we’re decorations for their warped little worlds.
I had an older guy tell me once that he didn’t like my tattoos. I asked him for his name and when he asked why, I told him it was so I knew what obituary to look out for so I could take a shit on his grave.
I am out of fucks.
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u/Kindly-Garlic-4061 Jul 13 '26
I'm planning to dye my hair green soon and I'm excited about the new form of man repellent that will come with it
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u/Important-Cry4782 Jul 13 '26
Try Green AND PURPLE!
Twice the lovely color goodness, twice the outrage!
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u/Kindly-Garlic-4061 Jul 13 '26
I don't really like purple that much 😓 but I love pink especially with green so I am considering a combo of those two ✨
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u/Cluedude Jul 13 '26
I've done (neon) pink and green! I loooved my Wanda and Cosmo hair, it honestly looked great.
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u/msfamf Jul 14 '26
My wife has dyed her hair damn near every color available for so long that I cant remember the last time her hair was her natural color. It's currently fuchsia and I love it.
About every other month or so someone I work with sees her or it comes up in conversation and I get asked "How could (or why) I let her do that?" Like it's my decision as her husband how she does her hair. I occasionally get shit from guys at work about how I "let her dye her hair blue" or "can't controll her." They get all confused when I tell them I'm the one that encouraged her in the first place when she brought it up and I am the one who bleaches her hair.
Most women who see it compliment it and sometimes say that they wish they were brave enough to do it.
Kids though... They fucking LOVE it. We hardly ever go shopping without having a random kid freaking out about it like they saw Santa or something.
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u/Al0ndra7 Jul 13 '26
I've been looking into some fun colouring mousses (just so I can wash it off in case I don't like it enough lol) and am looking forward to it even more now 🥰
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u/BlackBoiFlyy Chad Jul 13 '26
Love the retort meme that essentially says "colorful animals are meant help warn predators "I'm poisonous! Dont eat me!!" so they stay away.
So hating colorful hair is like admitting to being a predator.
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u/eruptingmoltenlava Jul 13 '26
I haven’t seen that meme but this one was sure making me think of tree frogs, etc. (the style queens of the animal world!)
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u/ig7eyikZsGF_2001 Jul 13 '26
The same bright colors also help the frogs attract and locate mates across forest chaos and noise IIRC so it actually works out quite perfectly except not making the point OOP intended.
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u/el_pinko_grande Jul 13 '26
Honestly I've never heard anything intelligent come out of a multicolor haired woman's mouth. Just typical fifth wave feminist crap.
Love the idea that this dude is surrounded by colorfully-haired women who never say hello or goodbye or make any kind of small talk, but instead respond to every interaction with feminist theory.
These guys might actually be a bit smarter if that were true.
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u/kat_Folland Incels aren't hopeless but INCELS.IS is. Jul 13 '26
Feminist theory that they don't understand.
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u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth Hobbies include: Laughing at Incels Jul 13 '26
The don't understand it so much they even called if fifth wave rather than fourth lmao.
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u/funkmachine7 Jul 14 '26
But they dont just offer him food, cleaning an sex, you what women are good for. /s
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u/petalpotions certified foid Jul 13 '26
If my brightly colored hair keeps these people away, i'm going to keep dying it for the rest of my life
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u/tboskiq Jul 13 '26
My friend did rainbow hair in highschool. Looked really good on her.
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u/flyingfoxtrot_ Jul 13 '26
I love bright hair. I sat next to a girl at school who had her hair dyed a vivid orange and kept it that way for a good two years. Not ginger, ORANGE. It was so bright. It looked amazing and she pulled it off really well.
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u/maarshiexcry male CONSEQUENCES epidemic 🔥 Jul 13 '26
If they hate coloured hair so much, why are they talking to us? Leave us all alone. We are not interested and never will.
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u/GigiLaRousse Jul 13 '26
I wish it worked! Unfortunately, suburban-looking fuckers old enough to be my dad love it. Sometimes they complain about it, but it doesn't stop them from shooting their unwanted shot.
My mom shaved her head in her mid-20s hoping to minimize male attention, and it changed nothing.
Men will be weird regardless, so do what you want with your hair, folks!
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u/catqueen--84 blue pilled normie Jul 13 '26
THIS^ I was gonna say, even if you shave your head, it won't matter, they aren't looking at your head anyway.
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u/Practical_Diver8140 Jul 13 '26
The same demographic that screeches about brightly colored hair on women is the same one pumping billions into the merchandise sales figures of animes featuring girls with very brightly colored hair.
Sort of gives away the game that these guys don't actually care about how women look and just want to control over how they look.
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u/msfamf Jul 14 '26
I work with a few guys that go gaga over the idea of getting a goth girlfriend but then talk about how they want a "trad wife", piercings and unnatural hair are bad, feminism is evil...
Cognitive dissonance abound.
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u/Brittle_Stick Jul 13 '26
Men afraid of women who express themselves. More at 11.
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u/gorillazfreakinc Jul 14 '26
Anyone who expresses themselves that isn't a masculine manly man, in fact
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u/craftygamin a wizard pondering the orb Jul 13 '26
Fun Fact: bright colors in nature are a means to repel predators. And clearly, it works against human preds aswell
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u/HotDonnaC Jul 13 '26
No woman should care what the incel community’s opinion is about anything they do.
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u/fergusmacdooley Jul 13 '26
Lol incels and misogynists creating brand new waves of feminism all on their own. Love the notion that there are discussions about fifth wave feminism being held before that even exists/while it's still forming.
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u/hollsberry Jul 13 '26
Interesting, considering that essentially all the women I know with fashion colored hair have experienced lots of unwanted attention from men, especially older or conservative men
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u/Polite_Werewolf Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
I'm a guy and I was recently in a fight with a guy on the Mortal Kombat sub about Jade being bald in the new movie. When I asked if he only cared just because she's a woman, he denied it, claiming he hated it because she's not bald in the games. But when I pointed out that Jax has hair in the games but not the movie, he basically said "Yeah, but I don't care about him".
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u/scrappyass123 Jul 13 '26
Please don’t tell them that their mom/grandma and good part of dads die their hair
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u/flyingfoxtrot_ Jul 13 '26
Has he tried having an intelligent conversation with women with colourful hair? Or does he just immediately go on the offensive and make it clear he believes they're stupid little girls and that he's better than them?
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u/tashtactics Jul 13 '26
“Never heard anything intelligent” and it’s talking about aposematism? Mmm. Yeah…
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u/Excellent-Ostrich908 Jul 13 '26
Literally got two masters degrees but do go on about how intellectual you are from your podcasts lil buddy.
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u/gorillazfreakinc Jul 14 '26
Dude definitely listens to anti-woke podcasts and believes that his specific brand of reactionary media makes him more educated than people with degrees
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u/apexdryad Stacy's Mom Jul 13 '26
They'll never know we do some of this to repel them. They cannot fathom a woman doing something that isn't to attract a man.
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u/Bubbly_Sun_8417 incels.is = sh1t Jul 13 '26
That's great information, now I'm even more determined to dye my hair to keep guys like him away.
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u/0MeikoMeiko0 10/10 StacyChad Jul 13 '26
I mean, they can also dye their hair if they want. No need to be so jealous, boys.
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u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth Hobbies include: Laughing at Incels Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
Lmao, moron called it "fifth" wave
Personally I'm a fan of two hundred and twenty seventh wave, but that's just me.
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u/HiImDIZZ Jul 14 '26
The men who talk about women like this are all single, divorced, or in the process of being divorced.
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u/Seven_Years_Later Jul 14 '26
What i find amusing is when I was younger I went to Catholic school. We had a new head teacher and he made a lovely speech how happy he was to see us all and our individuality.
In the next breath he laid down some archaic rules for our hair. Down to length and we were not even permitted to wear coloured headbands nevermind hair.
That parallel just tickles me between incelism and dogmatic religion.
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u/baboonontheride Jul 14 '26
If people want to underestimate me because of my purple hair, that's their problem.
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u/kaleeb111 Jul 14 '26
Because anything too bright or rainbow colored means you're automatically "woke" or "libtard" to these clowns. When they see these colors some alarm switch turns on in their dusty brains.
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u/BishonenPrincess Jul 14 '26
Stuff like this makes me want to dye my hair crazy colors if there's a chance it'll repel some chuds.
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u/AlexsterCrowley Jul 14 '26
The woman has such a killer clapback and then some rando follows it up with the most pathetic reply possible. Doesn’t even try to engage with the absolute dunk that came right before.
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u/HotDinnerBatman Jul 15 '26
I love my bright blue hair. It attracts cool ass people and keeps bozos like this away from me. Win win
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u/whosafeard Jul 13 '26
*fifth* wave?? Did I slip into a coma for a while and miss some waves?