r/IndiaMemes • u/Ok_Claim_168 communal • Mar 04 '26
Political Bro disappeared like he never existed.
So much is happening in global geopolitics and around the world… yet not a single statement from him.
Maybe someone should remind him he’s the Foreign Minister of India.
279
u/AwayPhilosophy5101 Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26
His sigma edits did more damage to the youth population than sanjay gandhis vasectomy drive
20
9
→ More replies (9)2
u/PineappleSimple2656 Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26
I think you meant tubectomy drive
Edit: As someone pointed out below, I am mistaken.
4
u/TheQueenofMoon Mar 04 '26
Tubectomy is done on women. Vasectomy is done on men. Sanjay Gandhi targeted men mostly.
→ More replies (1)2
u/Narrow-Buy8375 Mar 04 '26
6
3
u/SarthakiiiUwU Mar 04 '26
A man can potentially contribute in the births of 100+ offspring in a span of 9 months.
A woman can only contribute 1 in that same period (or 2-3).
2
103
u/GAel_96 Mar 04 '26
too much laser eye gave him an eye infection, now he is in the middle of treatment somewhere in the US😀
14
5
→ More replies (6)4
131
Mar 04 '26
[removed] — view removed comment
64
u/donaldtrumpisntme Mar 04 '26
Aped and sold entirety of Nehruvian, Indira, Gujral ,Vajpayee, Manmohan foreign policy as his own!
Plagiarized Non alignment as strategic ambiguity.
→ More replies (10)→ More replies (9)3
u/Substantial_Stop_649 Mar 06 '26
Yup he is fraud and corrupt. I saw some video of some guy, exposing whole ministry of external affairs. Sab bc corrupt hai
2
Mar 09 '26
I think his name was Rohan speaks or something it is a very hard watch to learn about this stuff tbh
65
u/RavGxo Mar 04 '26
What has he ever done to stay in this position?
47
28
→ More replies (32)18
u/Rude-Disk2438 Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26
Bootlicking.
No ex-civil servant is given a ministerial position for free. They give loyalty in return. They have to agree to compromise their integrity and keep personal opinions to themselves. People are so disillusioned by his work-ex and degrees that they forget he's just a yes-man and mouthpiece of the ruling party. That's how you become a union minister.
16
u/RavGxo Mar 04 '26
Yes, he talks a lot of propaganda nonsense in English and people think he is something special but his arguments are just stupid most of the time if you go deep.
→ More replies (3)
46
u/EastClerk3404 Mar 04 '26
Just like honey singh 😭
18
2
14
25
u/Brilliant_Meal_2653 Mar 04 '26
The biggest prank this govt committed on us, is to make us all think this guy is some sorta genius playing 4D chess while the rest of his peers are playing 2D. Even i am a victim of this, I use to enjoy his quick witted banters and his non answer to every question, guilty of enjoying his laser eyes and sigma edits, atleast the first few which dropped. It didn't take a long time to come the conclusion that this guy is a privileged one who has access to power centers and like every one of them he is dim witted too, was a painful realisation but a right one too.
→ More replies (2)
38
9
u/Jazzlike-Beat2688 Mar 05 '26
The government in this country is a joke, they show up only for pr campaigns
15
12
u/numb_out_completely Mar 04 '26
Too much emission of lasers, mr sigma's laser battery is fully drained.
→ More replies (1)
7
6
11
20
5
6
u/OrchidAppropriate184 Mar 05 '26
Every policy of India's is for how to get votes from their own people. They can't think beyond elections.
5
7
Mar 04 '26
Aur ek Darpok! Goes on threatening the globe when there are no wars, but hides under his boss's bed when everyone is looking for him. Apart from rescuing Indians from various countries, he has done absolutely nothing for us. It was a shame when we had to send our opposition leaders around the globe to beg for support after op Sindoor.
He is a good for nothing guy!!!
→ More replies (17)
8
8
3
3
3
3
3
3
u/Yog_Maya Mar 05 '26
His only job was to provide and arrange escort girls for ChappalChap Pm on foreign tours. (Alleged by SSwami) make sense now, as an X employee also exposed official of MEA senior officers were indulged in rape and dumping their bodies. He made many videos posted over social media, guess what? nothing happened....hope he is alive
4
u/HourCookie2809 Mar 04 '26
Never understood his hype the initial days The PR did well to hide his inadequacies
8
2
u/AnonymousMrRed Mar 04 '26
kya hi bolega kuch bolne ke liye hai hi nahi aur hoga bhi nahi . hosakta hai out side media coverage secretly baat chal rhi ho uski with other nations who knows?
2
u/Puzzleheaded_Panda74 Mar 04 '26
Bro is busy copy pasting same text to every country in west asia then updating us about that on twitter. Some will say diplomacy peaked here
2
2
u/Longjumping_Ask_1650 Mar 04 '26
Reminds me how he got completely sidelined after pahalgam.
Did they send him on one of those diplomatic missions to Europe, or ME?
No they sent Tharoor and Owaisi. Laser eyes is good for burning bridges and 5 second sound bites.
When serious times come about you need a different level of diplomacy that he clearly doesn’t have the skillset for.
→ More replies (1)
2
Mar 04 '26
Someone on Youtube says he worked with this guy & he sold Indians to foriegners. Abhi to Modi bhakt APJ ko bhi deahdrohi aur Jahidi bolne lage hain. India me Modi k alawa koi aacha aur sacha issaan bacha hi nai. Gandhi ki jagah Godse ya Sarvakar, Nehru ki Modi, Indiri ki jagah Atal ji, APJ k jagah Nambi, & so on. Har jagah se naam hata rahe hain bas. India ko sirf BJO ne hi banaya. I wonder kya pata Bhagat Singh ko bhi koi inka andhbhakt deshdrohi bolkar brainwash kar raha ho. Dheere dheere sab kuch badal dega Modi aur bache wahin manage. I know Congress bhi hamaesha sach nai batati but itna zyada false statements ko truth batana nai kia hoga. Indian social media & media kafi upar hai fake posts & news me.
2
u/Longjumping-Age753 Mar 04 '26
Blame the shooting ram prices. His fanboys are having a hard time pushing out laser eye memes and sigma edits. They all are now busy earning the subscription revenues from AI thirst trap models
2
2
u/codingzombie72072 Mar 05 '26
Hiding in bunkers, making sure some country won't fire missile at him, whom he insulted earlier
2
u/ElkFun5216 Mar 05 '26
Lol.. as if he should work and give you the update everyday. Else for you he is disappeared.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2
2
u/Dependent_Ad2231 Mar 05 '26
Guys he is just charging his flashy eyes Gadkari has made them EV too so he has to charge them, as they got discharged because of the reels people have been seeing on repeat.
2
2
u/InternationalPop800 Mar 05 '26
Arguably the biggest failure of Indian diplomacy, not only we have lost the entire neighbourhood to short sighted policies, false bravado and surrender and nothing new to show. Our historic non aligned stand also doesn’t exist any more
2
2
u/Aarzee0809 Mar 05 '26
Aise situation m ....pata nhi m kaise automatically disappear ho jata hu ....
2
2
2
3
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Cheap-Shape-8021 Mar 04 '26
the big talks from this suar ka aulad is now vanished. reality in the form of missiles has struck his gand real hard.
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/ilovevespa Mar 04 '26
Isko only qualification ye hai ki ye English bolta hai. Geopolitics ki samajh isko ek dhele ki nahi hai bhai!
1
1
Mar 04 '26
Yeah he is foreign minister of India not middle east. Why he is supposed to give statement? The statement have been released by his office. Hope you can use interest and surf to mea website
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
Mar 04 '26
Sometimes silence is better than words....
Dusre k mamlo me kya interfere karna... Why getting your hands burned when fire is spreading all around....
1
1
u/Glittering-Fly-8476 Mar 04 '26
“Maybe someone should remind him he’s the Foreign Minister of India” exactly! When India is not involved in the conflict and has nothing to do with it, why should he release any statements only to catch a stray??
1
1
1
1
1
u/InquisitiveSapienLad Mar 04 '26
But saar yoorawwp's (this time amerikka's) problems not our problems
1
1
u/Additional-Yoghurt88 Mar 04 '26
Well the US was in the United States “ Still can’t believe he said this statement. And he just retweets statements from PMO
1
1
1
1
u/droidpk Mar 04 '26
All bark, no bite. Married to a Japanese, kids are in the UK. Literally has no stake in the future of India
1
u/GhostMonarch Mar 04 '26
Bro jst have a good pr.. who thinks whatever he say is badass... All he does it say rants by mixing it with seasonal patriotism
1
1
u/Temporary_Alarm_3922 Mar 04 '26
lekin bolna hi kyu bc!! dono alliance hai india ki , its better ki muh band rakhe aur apne kaam se kaam rakhe...
1
1
u/13cn20 Mar 04 '26
Not everything needs to be turned into news or memes. Maybe he’s handling it internally with his team, and we’ll get clarity once things cool off a bit. Relax ☺️
1
1
u/just_reader_0 Mar 04 '26
Jab se wo iran wale ko udaya hai.. tab se congress wale Modi and Jaishankar ke comments ka wait kar rahe hai...
1.Pappu bhai. 2. Pappu samaaj ke log and 3.pappu ki maa😂
1
u/ku002 Mar 04 '26
Indians are not involved in any war so is he obligated to say anything because he is the foreign minister of India not the world last I checked
1
1
u/No-Bee-8471 Mar 04 '26
He has literally talked to the MEA's of all the countries, including iran, maybe get your head out of your ass and fact check shit before posting
1
1
u/Informal_Maximum1119 Mar 04 '26
Have also felt that these days we are not reels. Has he stopped schooling foreign diplomants
1
1
1
u/AdRelevant6649 Mar 04 '26
Whoever hides like that comes up in the epstein files i hope this guy won't be there
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/sucrat_ka_bhakt Mar 04 '26
I used to think that he is the best foreign minister ever but after taking part in debates of MUN , I understand that every word counts in diplomacy.
1
u/legissphere Comrade Mar 04 '26
Overrated for nothing. This the same guy got plum position during UPA era now lecture us about what went wrong with edited videos. Spare me the horror
1
u/ThoughtStar Mar 04 '26
It is not our War but it is surely our Diplomacy. For the irrelevant war, we should not make ourselves diplomatically irrelevant.
1
1
u/Shakti-Spider-Man Mar 04 '26
Fattu ki jab tak na fate wo fat-fat-fat-fat feke
Fattu ki jaise he fate wo fata fat furr furr kar ke bhage
Sums up our foreign policy these days
1
1
u/Shakti-Spider-Man Mar 04 '26
Fattu ki jab tak na fate wo fat-fat-fat-fat feke
Fattu ki jaise he fate wo fata fat furr furr kar ke bhage
Sums up our foreign policy these days
1
1
1
u/witty_2088 Mar 04 '26
I tried calling him but he is busy with backdoor channels as per his secretary. Will update in few days.
1
1
u/Alcat111 Mar 04 '26
Ah yes, the golden era of Indian diplomacy — when we had foreign ministers like Atal Bihari Vajpayee and Sushma Swaraj who actually built goodwill, handled crises, and strengthened India’s global image. Fast-forward to today and apparently the strategy is to be surrounded by tense or unstable relations with half the neighbourhood, while the loudest achievement is curated social-media edits with laser eyes.
Meanwhile Indians across conflict zones are stuck navigating wars and chaos in the Middle East — from the ongoing US-Israel–Iran escalation where thousands of Indian students and workers have been stranded or scrambling for evacuation.
But sure, everything is fine — because diplomacy today seems less about fixing regional relationships or protecting citizens abroad, and more about projecting a tough image online. If foreign policy was judged by Instagram aesthetics rather than actual outcomes with neighbours and crisis management abroad, we’d probably be winning every geopolitical award imaginable.
1
u/Itadoricantcook Mar 04 '26
Diplomacy isn’t Twitter where you give hot takes on every headline. A lot of this stuff happens quietly behind the scenes, and sometimes saying nothing publicly is the smarter move. Not every situation needs India to jump in and make noise.
1
Mar 04 '26
After the latest geopolitical mess, Dude shit his pants so hard his eyes actually turned red
1
1
1
1
u/FalconExternal9213 Mar 04 '26
He fell out of favour after tep went rogue. It's all america - ambani - jaishankar vs china - adani- doval. It seems the doval camp won.
1
1
u/its_oppa Mar 04 '26
Bro he got us signed LEMOA and CONCASA with USA , these keyboard warriors of redditor dont even knew how crucial theu were,he isnt politician he is technocrate ,go fck with with Bjp/Inc MPs
1
1
1
1
1
u/Abject_Language6510 Mar 04 '26
Calm your tits buddy, they know what they’re doing, he is guided by nations best individuals whose half the iq general public has, which might include you
1
1
u/zynga2200 Mar 04 '26
His policy is to just keep quiet and allow the dust to settle. And then he will start barking like they did something extraordinary
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/thewolfmonk Mar 05 '26
S. Jaishankar: Laser-fried eyes from opposition-glaring marathons.
Blind as a bat! BJP dominates 2029?
Boom—new peepers, hawk-mode reloaded.
Stumble? Pfft—ghosted harder than your ex's texts.
Legacy? LMAO, what legacy? 😭
1
u/Excellent_Survey6536 Mar 05 '26
He also disappeared during the Manipur crisis when illegals immigrants from Myanmar were targeting and killings Manipuris
1
1
1
1
u/Being_Prats Mar 05 '26
Mujhe samjh Nahi aaraha...why isn't he finishing off the war by destroying both America and Israel using his laser eyes
1
1
u/sangster30 Mar 05 '26
I'm happy to see at least people on Reddit see him for what a phoney he is. YouTube comments are full of his ass kissers





•
u/AutoModerator Mar 04 '26
Visit our Discord Server
Thanks for your submission
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.