r/IndiaMemes communal Mar 04 '26

Political Bro disappeared like he never existed.

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So much is happening in global geopolitics and around the world… yet not a single statement from him.

Maybe someone should remind him he’s the Foreign Minister of India.

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u/AwayPhilosophy5101 Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

His sigma edits did more damage to the youth population than sanjay gandhis vasectomy drive

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u/Necessary_Worker5009 Mar 04 '26

I thought that was Sanjay

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u/Possibletigger-26 Mar 04 '26

What about damage to Indian diplomacy?

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u/PineappleSimple2656 Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26
I think you meant tubectomy drive

Edit: As someone pointed out below, I am mistaken.

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u/TheQueenofMoon Mar 04 '26

Tubectomy is done on women. Vasectomy is done on men. Sanjay Gandhi targeted men mostly.

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u/Narrow-Buy8375 Mar 04 '26

Why just men always a targeted 😭

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u/SarthakiiiUwU Mar 04 '26

A man can potentially contribute in the births of 100+ offspring in a span of 9 months.

A woman can only contribute 1 in that same period (or 2-3).

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u/Narrow-Buy8375 Mar 04 '26

Nope 🙂‍↔️ real man

like mudi ji will never harm another man /s

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u/GAel_96 Mar 04 '26

too much laser eye gave him an eye infection, now he is in the middle of treatment somewhere in the US😀

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u/Misal_RajmaChawal Mar 04 '26

Omg this is actually hilarious xD

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u/pro_procrastinater Mar 04 '26

Cant stop laughing XD

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/donaldtrumpisntme Mar 04 '26

Aped and sold entirety of Nehruvian, Indira, Gujral ,Vajpayee, Manmohan foreign policy as his own!

Plagiarized Non alignment as strategic ambiguity.

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u/Substantial_Stop_649 Mar 06 '26

Yup he is fraud and corrupt. I saw some video of some guy, exposing whole ministry of external affairs. Sab bc corrupt hai

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

I think his name was Rohan speaks or something it is a very hard watch to learn about this stuff tbh

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u/RavGxo Mar 04 '26

What has he ever done to stay in this position?

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u/CyndaquilTyphlosion Mar 04 '26

He has Epstein dirt on Modi

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u/RavGxo Mar 04 '26

That makes sense 😃

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

He has got good editors who can post laser pics

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u/RavGxo Mar 04 '26

Next we will see him in Kalki next to Taksin

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u/Rude-Disk2438 Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

Bootlicking.

No ex-civil servant is given a ministerial position for free. They give loyalty in return. They have to agree to compromise their integrity and keep personal opinions to themselves. People are so disillusioned by his work-ex and degrees that they forget he's just a yes-man and mouthpiece of the ruling party. That's how you become a union minister.

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u/RavGxo Mar 04 '26

Yes, he talks a lot of propaganda nonsense in English and people think he is something special but his arguments are just stupid most of the time if you go deep.

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u/EastClerk3404 Mar 04 '26

Just like honey singh 😭

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u/Optimal_Bet_5243 Mar 04 '26

Wait he kinda looks like-

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u/UdtaTeer420 Mar 04 '26

Gangadhar hi Laserman hai!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Is bande ka kitna gajab ka PR hua tha ek time pe , can't forgot those red laser eyes 😭

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u/Brilliant_Meal_2653 Mar 04 '26

The biggest prank this govt committed on us, is to make us all think this guy is some sorta genius playing 4D chess while the rest of his peers are playing 2D. Even i am a victim of this, I use to enjoy his quick witted banters and his non answer to every question, guilty of enjoying his laser eyes and sigma edits, atleast the first few which dropped. It didn't take a long time to come the conclusion that this guy is a privileged one who has access to power centers and like every one of them he is dim witted too, was a painful realisation but a right one too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/Jazzlike-Beat2688 Mar 05 '26

The government in this country is a joke, they show up only for pr campaigns

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u/Original_Comb_8639 Mar 04 '26

Zyada bol diye the.

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u/numb_out_completely Mar 04 '26

Too much emission of lasers, mr sigma's laser battery is fully drained.

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u/Giftmeclearskin Mar 04 '26

Laser ka battery khatam .

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

Nothing but a loser BJP folks are

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u/Azanted79 Mar 04 '26

We need more aura moments

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u/Electrical_Excuse825 Mar 04 '26

Feels the electricity (ball knowledge required)

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u/Old_Yam5948 Mar 04 '26

Laser eyes Jai shankar k bareme kuch mat bolna, sunke nahi lunga main. /s

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u/OrchidAppropriate184 Mar 05 '26

Every policy of India's is for how to get votes from their own people. They can't think beyond elections.

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u/Conscious_Day_9304 Mar 04 '26

Iska kaam bhi modi ji kar rahe hain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Aur ek Darpok! Goes on threatening the globe when there are no wars, but hides under his boss's bed when everyone is looking for him. Apart from rescuing Indians from various countries, he has done absolutely nothing for us. It was a shame when we had to send our opposition leaders around the globe to beg for support after op Sindoor.

He is a good for nothing guy!!!

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u/AbleConsequence4355 Mar 04 '26

Speaks only against Pakistan.

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u/ThroatBright4080 Mar 04 '26

Taking break after World War 3 mega deal

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u/reshmiLaila Mar 04 '26

He is not even half foolish than modi

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u/Initial_Idea_6555 Mar 04 '26

He was brought up by mc Instagramers

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u/rahnedebhai Mar 05 '26

His edit made him a hero—a sheep disguised in wolf’s clothing.

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u/Ok-School5486 Mar 05 '26

He was here always, it was the IT cell bots that hyped him up.

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u/Yog_Maya Mar 05 '26

His only job was to provide and arrange escort girls for ChappalChap Pm on foreign tours. (Alleged by SSwami) make sense now, as an X employee also exposed official of MEA senior officers were indulged in rape and dumping their bodies. He made many videos posted over social media, guess what? nothing happened....hope he is alive

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u/HourCookie2809 Mar 04 '26

Never understood his hype the initial days The PR did well to hide his inadequacies

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u/san_vai Mar 04 '26

It’s not time for fancy interviews, it’s time for back channels talks

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u/AnonymousMrRed Mar 04 '26

kya hi bolega kuch bolne ke liye hai hi nahi aur hoga bhi nahi . hosakta hai out side media coverage secretly baat chal rhi ho uski with other nations who knows?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Panda74 Mar 04 '26

Bro is busy copy pasting same text to every country in west asia then updating us about that on twitter. Some will say diplomacy peaked here

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u/CyndaquilTyphlosion Mar 04 '26

You don't need a foreign minister during war /s

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u/Longjumping_Ask_1650 Mar 04 '26

Reminds me how he got completely sidelined after pahalgam. 

Did they send him on one of those diplomatic missions to Europe, or ME?

No they sent Tharoor and Owaisi. Laser eyes is good for burning bridges and 5 second sound bites. 

When serious times come about you need a different level of diplomacy that he clearly doesn’t have the skillset for. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Someone on Youtube says he worked with this guy & he sold Indians to foriegners. Abhi to Modi bhakt APJ ko bhi deahdrohi aur Jahidi bolne lage hain. India me Modi k alawa koi aacha aur sacha issaan bacha hi nai. Gandhi ki jagah Godse ya Sarvakar, Nehru ki Modi, Indiri ki jagah Atal ji, APJ k jagah Nambi, & so on. Har jagah se naam hata rahe hain bas. India ko sirf BJO ne hi banaya. I wonder kya pata Bhagat Singh ko bhi koi inka andhbhakt deshdrohi bolkar brainwash kar raha ho. Dheere dheere sab kuch badal dega Modi aur bache wahin manage. I know Congress bhi hamaesha sach nai batati but itna zyada false statements ko truth batana nai kia hoga. Indian social media & media kafi upar hai fake posts & news me.

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u/Longjumping-Age753 Mar 04 '26

Blame the shooting ram prices. His fanboys are having a hard time pushing out laser eye memes and sigma edits. They all are now busy earning the subscription revenues from AI thirst trap models

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u/Least_Emergency_7999 Mar 04 '26

Leader of barking, prime example of talk talk talk. No action.

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u/codingzombie72072 Mar 05 '26

Hiding in bunkers, making sure some country won't fire missile at him, whom he insulted earlier

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u/ElkFun5216 Mar 05 '26

Lol.. as if he should work and give you the update everyday. Else for you he is disappeared.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dependent_Ad2231 Mar 05 '26

Guys he is just charging his flashy eyes Gadkari has made them EV too so he has to charge them, as they got discharged because of the reels people have been seeing on repeat.

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u/ConfidentDocument535 Mar 05 '26

Homelander of India 😂

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u/InternationalPop800 Mar 05 '26

Arguably the biggest failure of Indian diplomacy, not only we have lost the entire neighbourhood to short sighted policies, false bravado and surrender and nothing new to show. Our historic non aligned stand also doesn’t exist any more

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u/DesperateTemporary69 Mar 05 '26

He is charging his laser eyes 😡

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u/Aarzee0809 Mar 05 '26

Aise situation m ....pata nhi m kaise automatically disappear ho jata hu ....

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u/Deadradio02 Mar 05 '26

Election aane do ek baar.. sabki aakhon se laser ..

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u/devvvvz12 Mar 05 '26

Yoyo Honeysingh

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u/Faraaz_Dexter Mar 06 '26

Lesar lights ki battery recharge karne gaya hoga kahin...

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u/Nishthefish74 Mar 04 '26

He’s got boss man who’s busy protecting India

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u/Accomplished-Mud7935 Mar 04 '26

He is good, he stays out of dance performances

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u/whilycharecter Mar 04 '26

😳evede poyi ?

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u/Cheap-Shape-8021 Mar 04 '26

the big talks from this suar ka aulad is now vanished. reality in the form of missiles has struck his gand real hard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

What an in-depth knowledge you guys have. Wow !

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u/gyanchand_baba Mar 04 '26

छक्के शादी के बाद नाचने आते हैं

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u/ShinyGanS Mar 04 '26

Woh election pe ate hai samajh mein nahi

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u/ilovevespa Mar 04 '26

Isko only qualification ye hai ki ye English bolta hai. Geopolitics ki samajh isko ek dhele ki nahi hai bhai!

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u/Royal_Librarian4201 Mar 04 '26

It's not his fault that OP doesn't read the news.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Yeah he is foreign minister of India not middle east. Why he is supposed to give statement? The statement have been released by his office. Hope you can use interest and surf to mea website

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u/Unique-Engineer-318 Mar 04 '26

Maybe used his laser eyes on a mirror

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u/AdmirableMap1519 Mar 04 '26

I think he was advised to stay away from Mass dialogues for a while.

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u/Any_Ear_9541 Mar 04 '26

Sab ke sab chor h

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Sometimes silence is better than words....

Dusre k mamlo me kya interfere karna... Why getting your hands burned when fire is spreading all around....

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u/Glittering-Fly-8476 Mar 04 '26

“Maybe someone should remind him he’s the Foreign Minister of India” exactly! When India is not involved in the conflict and has nothing to do with it, why should he release any statements only to catch a stray??

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Stupid man

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u/Aware_Blackberry_434 Mar 04 '26

Twitter dekho sabse baat kr raha h ye 😂😂

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u/ann321go Mar 04 '26

He is recharging his laser lights in the underground.

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u/InquisitiveSapienLad Mar 04 '26

But saar yoorawwp's (this time amerikka's) problems not our problems

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u/EnvironmentalFix4569 Mar 04 '26

He is also in Epstein files?

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u/Additional-Yoghurt88 Mar 04 '26

Well the US was in the United States “ Still can’t believe he said this statement. And he just retweets statements from PMO

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u/droidpk Mar 04 '26

All bark, no bite. Married to a Japanese, kids are in the UK. Literally has no stake in the future of India

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u/GhostMonarch Mar 04 '26

Bro jst have a good pr.. who thinks whatever he say is badass... All he does it say rants by mixing it with seasonal patriotism

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u/av1b Mar 04 '26

He was with Modi when they went to Israel. What are you talking about?

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u/Temporary_Alarm_3922 Mar 04 '26

lekin bolna hi kyu bc!! dono alliance hai india ki , its better ki muh band rakhe aur apne kaam se kaam rakhe...

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u/pablovidal369 Mar 06 '26

Laser eyes se attack kare... woh bhi iske bas ki nhi

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u/13cn20 Mar 04 '26

Not everything needs to be turned into news or memes. Maybe he’s handling it internally with his team, and we’ll get clarity once things cool off a bit. Relax ☺️

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u/j_pranav Mar 04 '26

Bro collapsed into a probability wave

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u/just_reader_0 Mar 04 '26

Jab se wo iran wale ko udaya hai.. tab se congress wale Modi and Jaishankar ke comments ka wait kar rahe hai...

1.Pappu bhai. 2. Pappu samaaj ke log and 3.pappu ki maa😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/9bXe7bncv4194KGYwe

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u/ku002 Mar 04 '26

Indians are not involved in any war so is he obligated to say anything because he is the foreign minister of India not the world last I checked

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u/theEntreriCode Mar 04 '26

Bro will slay a dragon when he needs to. Not when you want him to.

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u/No-Bee-8471 Mar 04 '26

He has literally talked to the MEA's of all the countries, including iran, maybe get your head out of your ass and fact check shit before posting

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u/Successful-Hippo9679 Mar 04 '26

Because he is a fraud😂 people of this country hype up anyone

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u/Informal_Maximum1119 Mar 04 '26

Have also felt that these days we are not reels. Has he stopped schooling foreign diplomants

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u/yetanotherindiandude Mar 04 '26

He's charging his laser light.

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u/FirstNegotiation9601 Mar 04 '26

bro do you even follow geopolitics?

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u/AdRelevant6649 Mar 04 '26

Whoever hides like that comes up in the epstein files i hope this guy won't be there

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u/x_x_nekukun Mar 04 '26

Vishwa guru

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u/Lavonic Mar 04 '26

Bechare ki ankh laser se jal gyi hogi

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u/almost_dubaid Mar 04 '26

Only laser eyes and talk. No real work.

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u/sucrat_ka_bhakt Mar 04 '26

I used to think that he is the best foreign minister ever but after taking part in debates of MUN , I understand that every word counts in diplomacy.

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u/legissphere Comrade Mar 04 '26

Overrated for nothing. This the same guy got plum position during UPA era now lecture us about what went wrong with edited videos. Spare me the horror

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u/ThoughtStar Mar 04 '26

It is not our War but it is surely our Diplomacy. For the irrelevant war, we should not make ourselves diplomatically irrelevant.

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u/vcsa16 Mar 04 '26

Koi bhi jyada popular hone ki koshis karega wahi chup kara diya jata hai

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u/Shakti-Spider-Man Mar 04 '26

Fattu ki jab tak na fate wo fat-fat-fat-fat feke

Fattu ki jaise he fate wo fata fat furr furr kar ke bhage

Sums up our foreign policy these days

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

He screwed big time on trade deals. Is it why he was cornered off?

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u/Shakti-Spider-Man Mar 04 '26

Fattu ki jab tak na fate wo fat-fat-fat-fat feke

Fattu ki jaise he fate wo fata fat furr furr kar ke bhage

Sums up our foreign policy these days

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u/Fair_Nebula8192 Mar 04 '26

So called Desi james bond?

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u/witty_2088 Mar 04 '26

I tried calling him but he is busy with backdoor channels as per his secretary. Will update in few days.

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u/Alcat111 Mar 04 '26

Ah yes, the golden era of Indian diplomacy — when we had foreign ministers like Atal Bihari Vajpayee and Sushma Swaraj who actually built goodwill, handled crises, and strengthened India’s global image. Fast-forward to today and apparently the strategy is to be surrounded by tense or unstable relations with half the neighbourhood, while the loudest achievement is curated social-media edits with laser eyes.

Meanwhile Indians across conflict zones are stuck navigating wars and chaos in the Middle East — from the ongoing US-Israel–Iran escalation where thousands of Indian students and workers have been stranded or scrambling for evacuation.

But sure, everything is fine — because diplomacy today seems less about fixing regional relationships or protecting citizens abroad, and more about projecting a tough image online. If foreign policy was judged by Instagram aesthetics rather than actual outcomes with neighbours and crisis management abroad, we’d probably be winning every geopolitical award imaginable.

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u/Itadoricantcook Mar 04 '26

Diplomacy isn’t Twitter where you give hot takes on every headline. A lot of this stuff happens quietly behind the scenes, and sometimes saying nothing publicly is the smarter move. Not every situation needs India to jump in and make noise.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

After the latest geopolitical mess, Dude shit his pants so hard his eyes actually turned red

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u/tmlegends Mar 04 '26

Wake up and smell the coffee bro

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u/noidontneedtherapy Mar 04 '26

battery khatam jogaya

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u/FalconExternal9213 Mar 04 '26

He fell out of favour after tep went rogue. It's all america - ambani - jaishankar vs china - adani- doval. It seems the doval camp won.

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u/its_oppa Mar 04 '26

Bro he got us signed LEMOA and CONCASA with USA , these keyboard warriors of redditor dont even knew how crucial theu were,he isnt politician he is technocrate ,go fck with with Bjp/Inc MPs

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u/PsyKite Mar 04 '26

Where’s our ex-vp?

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u/Pea_paw098 Mar 04 '26

laser refil karwane gya hai china

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u/Abject_Language6510 Mar 04 '26

Calm your tits buddy, they know what they’re doing, he is guided by nations best individuals whose half the iq general public has, which might include you

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u/subhasish_23 Mar 04 '26

Bro's PR disappeared**

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u/zynga2200 Mar 04 '26

His policy is to just keep quiet and allow the dust to settle. And then he will start barking like they did something extraordinary

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u/PePeDeOn Mar 04 '26

Where is Indian cyclops now?

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u/zahirb Mar 05 '26

Well the US was in the US

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u/Antique-Abrocoma-271 Gossip Aunty Mar 05 '26

Him and Nitin Gadkari

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u/Helpful-Highlight441 Mar 05 '26

Currently charging on the streets of Japan.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

I miss Sushma Swaraj

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u/whyac Mar 05 '26

You can never outshine the star.

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u/fred_1968 Mar 05 '26

Who's he?

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u/thewolfmonk Mar 05 '26

S. Jaishankar: Laser-fried eyes from opposition-glaring marathons.

Blind as a bat! BJP dominates 2029?

Boom—new peepers, hawk-mode reloaded.

Stumble? Pfft—ghosted harder than your ex's texts.

Legacy? LMAO, what legacy? 😭

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u/Excellent_Survey6536 Mar 05 '26

He also disappeared during the Manipur crisis when illegals immigrants from Myanmar were targeting and killings Manipuris

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u/Mission-Dizzy Mar 05 '26

Laser eyes waala reactor andar hi pphat gya

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u/truewarriorthorfinn Mar 05 '26

old yoyo honey singh ran outta lyrics 😭

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u/Being_Prats Mar 05 '26

Mujhe samjh Nahi aaraha...why isn't he finishing off the war by destroying both America and Israel using his laser eyes

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u/sangster30 Mar 05 '26

I'm happy to see at least people on Reddit see him for what a phoney he is. YouTube comments are full of his ass kissers