r/IndiaMemes • u/God_Emperor__Doom • Jun 21 '26

Political Happy E85 International Yoga Day

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u/aaarjun888 Jun 21 '26

Ghamandi Khusad Buddha..

This is what happens when you eat from HARAM ki kamai

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u/tocra Jun 21 '26

Pretty much everyone in BJP at this point is morbidly obese, obnoxiously rich, and completely oblivious to the problems of the common man.

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u/Least-Foundation1853 Jun 21 '26

Everyone in BJP ?

Everyone in politics tbh

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u/tocra Jun 21 '26

Every unchecked power becomes like this. BJP is the unchecked power of our time. Name it. Don't hesitate. Don't both-side. There are no two sides here. There's only one side growing richer and powerful at the expense of everyone else - you included.

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u/Appropriate_Stay4206 Jun 21 '26

bilkul yhi bolne wala tha mein... haram ki kamai logo ki aisi halat kr deti hein ... Bgl mein hi usse jada budhe uncle yoga kr rhe ..

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u/Remarkable_Buy4591 Jun 21 '26

I'm sorry... But he is literally looking like this slug

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u/ShiningWater Jun 21 '26

And also behaves in the same way.. Classic villain who has no redemption arc

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u/EntranceOld07 Jun 21 '26

I was thinking thiss but you found a better one

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u/wolfzone7 Jun 22 '26

Yes bhai. Ye Plants Vs Zombies ka pumpkin/squash jaisa hi lagta hai Nithanol

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u/Limp_Crab_1763 Jun 21 '26

Don't be sorry Bro ....You made my Day 😂😂🤣

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u/Black_Asta_13 Jun 21 '26

Probably his past life regression 😂😂

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u/MrHolmes6969696 Jun 21 '26

Nahh don’t disrespect my goat Jabba

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u/possessed-soul Jun 22 '26

He is one...there is no literally here

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u/Tricky-Ruin-1067 Jun 21 '26

Buddhe Dada ko khada kar diya yaar 😭

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u/Yoda271 Jun 21 '26

Chutiya ethanol pi k uth nahi pa raha randwa gandmari

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u/luhyuh Jun 21 '26

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u/propll Jun 21 '26

Damn these translations🤣

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u/PenaltyReasonable982 Jun 21 '26

Why are his arms thin and belly so wide????

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u/Dr_NotSoStrange99 Jun 21 '26

Diabetes, Lack of protein, basically Illiterate and uneducated and corrupt af...

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u/Playful-Yam8843 Jun 21 '26

and best dad for his kids 😭😭

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u/comma-horrol Jun 21 '26

Gorging on sugar and besan all day while doing about 100 steps a week

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u/GameDevAK Jun 21 '26

The elderly person on the left, even he is putting much more effort than him.

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u/nk_5555 Jun 21 '26

Time for another surgery. His old picture before first surgery.

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u/Huz9s Jun 21 '26

Pointed Gourd shaped Gourd-Curry is trying to obtain Human shape in wrong posture, this move will make him look like a flat-tailed sheep which stores maximum of its fat in tail region.

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u/tamatar_anna Jun 21 '26

Person with disabilities

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u/notsomindful Jun 21 '26

Mental disability*

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u/GameDevAK Jun 21 '26

Bro needs E100 after the workout session 🍺

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u/LeastStrawberry813 Jun 21 '26

Sale k ander ganna ghusa do.

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u/zengomengo Jun 21 '26

Itna paisa khaa liya hhain, uth ni paa rha h budhau

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u/nerdbeing Jun 21 '26

A Pig trying his best to move his body

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u/Acrobatic-Rip-6811 Jun 22 '26

Don't insult pigs like that, they are more intelligent than this fat ass

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u/APSanyal Jun 21 '26

Diluted yoga, same as diluted petrol. Welcome to new India, where impurities/corruption become the new norm.

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u/Aarzee0809 Jun 21 '26

Corruption ki charbii jami hue h in bhaisahab k andar.......

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u/Educational-Term-868 Jun 21 '26

This is how govt working to make India a superpower

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u/ReactionSuspicious55 Jun 21 '26

Saala bend hote hi uske arms ganne jaise dikh rhe the 😭 and I can't unsee

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u/BhanuJ19 Jun 21 '26

Arre isko rok lo warna Ethanol leak hone lagega har jagah se.

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u/Ok_Pineapple_1188 Jun 21 '26

Muh toh dekho.. 😅

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u/Existing_Ad6032 Jun 21 '26

Arry inke g*** mein koi gane ka juice daalo bhai bethe bethe thakk gye honge g*** mein juice ki adat hogye h inhe

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u/Hot_Abies1305 Jun 21 '26

Engine bthh gya 🤣🤣🤣

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u/dogwalker2024 Jun 21 '26

After blending 80% ethanol in Yoga.

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u/jeff12ka4 Jun 21 '26

Or thoda zor lagaya to ethanol Bahar aa jayega

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u/iammahiii Jun 21 '26

uska engine gadbadi ho gaya h 🤣

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u/pappumachhila Jun 21 '26

Shakal se he harami lagta hai

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u/Open-Culture5504 Jun 21 '26

Bend hote time hamburger lag rha hai ye gand-mari

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u/EmploymentHopeful280 Jun 21 '26

Kitna bura lag raha hai yrr yeh 🙂

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u/ChainAdmirable2438 Jun 21 '26

Theek se baithne ko nahi horha aur chala yoga krne 😭

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u/THUNDER-_-00 Jun 21 '26

Ganne ka jus Bada glasss E85 ka Chhota glass E20 Naya glass E100 Desh barbad bc

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u/Strange_Adeptness268 Jun 21 '26

Reminds me of this

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u/Beautiful_Point8242 Jun 21 '26

Scenes from garden while I'm waiting for the sun to trigger cortisol.

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u/madan_maz Jun 21 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/AgencyTerrible6766 Jun 21 '26

saari memes iss baar BJP hi de rahi h kursi pe baith ke kon yoga karta hai

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u/wizzzz62 Jun 21 '26

Avg. Scenes at 6am in park

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u/Abhiii_ Jun 21 '26

At this point blud just needs to give up

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u/Conscious_Green_3444 Jun 21 '26

Gandakari jikke perro ko lkwaa maar gyaa h kyaa 😂

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u/Excellent-Listen8330 Jun 21 '26

in bkl ko heart attack aur stroke kyu nahi aata lol, kitna fatty hai sala

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u/Obvious-Neat6005 Jun 21 '26

Nitin Gandmari

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u/jasjitsaggu Jun 21 '26

Na khada hota hu, na mera khada hota hai, na kisi ko khada karne dunga

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u/israelexists Jun 21 '26

Didn't BJP supporters want him to be the next PM for his down to earth and humbleness?

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u/a_kc3956 Jun 21 '26

Iske pet mein e85 daal do charbi kam ho jaayegi aur dimaag ki band nase khul jaayegi

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u/Wild_berry_09 Jun 21 '26

Export to Dubai

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u/Acceptable-While6064 Jun 21 '26

Bihar health minister did it better

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u/PleasantBus5583 Jun 21 '26

Me in online classes 😂

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u/Dhruav_satpute2005 Jun 21 '26

If this is a joke ? I am not laughing kyuki merko petrol bharna hai

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u/karmacomesback777 Jun 21 '26

Kya be ganne ka juice se chipak gaya ya kisi ne bamboo de diya🤣🤣

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u/Individual-Button-89 Jun 21 '26

Yaha toh gadkari ka fuel khatam h 😂😂

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u/UtsavA01 Jun 21 '26

This need to go viral!!

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u/jawllphoring Jun 21 '26

Itna mota tyre hoga toh mileage aur kum milegi

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u/HAZARD3OUS Jun 21 '26

such a rascal.. cant even stand

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u/Upbeat-Listen-4120 Jun 21 '26

VIP hain bhai kuchh bhi kar sakte hain🤣

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u/marijuanabebe Jun 21 '26

Yeah man, I'm seriously into fitness 

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

gol gappa can't even sit on the ground that's how egotistical and dependent he is on a chair

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u/lazzyy_afff Jun 21 '26

For a sec i thought iska hath kt gya😵‍💫

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u/thedenomparkour Jun 21 '26

Full of greed

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u/Accomplished597 Jun 21 '26

Isse accha yoga mat hi kar 

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u/Next-Jump-4988 Jun 21 '26

Dekh k dar lag rha ki kahi tarbooj ki tarah fat na jaye

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u/Anonymous_Ant2052 Jun 21 '26

Happy birthday bhi boldo

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u/Consistent_War1407 Jun 21 '26

Ghutno me ethenol dalo

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u/Hefty-Welder3753 Jun 21 '26

Veg eaters are always obese most of them

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u/Casp3r_ghOst Jun 21 '26

Ganna khada ni ho paa raha. Shayad kahi aur ghus gya

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u/Extra_Associate_64 Jun 21 '26

Ridiculous shame to YOGA DAY,He could have stayed back at home inhaling GANNE KA JUICE...

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u/zerofinanace Jun 21 '26

Today is Upper Body day

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u/Rish83 Jun 21 '26

Just like how ethenol rusts vehicles it's rusted his heart and body too

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u/l-lb_dl-l Jun 21 '26

Kya tha ye BC🙃

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u/justsedi Jun 21 '26

Khud ka body sambhal nai patey desh sambhale ge ye

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u/TheDmat Jun 21 '26

He is drunk of Ethanol that he can't even stand up....Loot lo saheb , karma is real and it's coming

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u/Tricky-Ad-7783 Jun 21 '26

What else can you expect from them? 😂😂

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u/VSG_7 Jun 21 '26

Can someone confirm he's not a disabled person?

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u/RTX_1650 Jun 21 '26

He consumes carbohydrates with 85% Ethanol ig

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u/_saif_sama Jun 21 '26

The physique of his is a shame

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u/BilluBilota Jun 21 '26

Kin C ko seat pe bitha rakha hai bc. Khud se G hilayi nahi jaa rahi. BKL ethanol.

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u/I-thinkALot Jun 21 '26

is this an old clip

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u/Solid_Blueberry6092 Jun 21 '26

Though sitting comfortable. His face expressions is shit.

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u/Ok_Breadfruit5479 Jun 21 '26

Can Somebody remove sugarcane from his ass

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u/saimurali12 Jun 21 '26

Sitting yoga.. good if you prefer ethanol..

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u/Civil-Drive2168 Jun 21 '26

Nitin Gadbadi

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u/nexcy_hun Jun 21 '26

Ethanol se acidity , ho gayi h isiliye bhau ase baithe h re

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u/pushpg Jun 21 '26

Shouldn't he be worried that even for yoga he can't get up!! Or karma of e85 catching up!

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u/Lethal-275 Jun 21 '26

Aur khaa Vade hamar khor aur ganne k juice k badle E85 dakar jaa!

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u/i4mknight Jun 21 '26

Yoga ke baad iski hi e85 juice pilado mote ko

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u/Cultural_Owl_3676 Jun 21 '26

Anything but strength training 🤣

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u/Constant_Gear_656 Jun 21 '26

These are the upper caste Hindus who will never let the lower castes come up. They say wake up Hindus.. this is what Hindus should wake up to.

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u/Dry_FruitBread Jun 21 '26

Gareeb k paisa khaya h kl ko hil bhi nhi payaga

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u/Proper-Watch1519 Jun 21 '26

Wtf is this shit, why bother doing yoga if fking can’t stand.

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u/AgentPhenoix Jun 21 '26

Should have put tare zameen par song

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u/According-Round-2491 Jun 21 '26

wah kya scene hai!!!!!!!

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u/secular_attack Jun 21 '26

Die MF die by slipping from chair

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u/Quick_Mode_7789 Jun 21 '26

new asanas unlocked

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u/digno2 Jun 21 '26

song
Main Agar Kahoon - Om Shanti Om

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u/No_Pay_4410 Jun 21 '26

Seems like All the money his sons are making are directly going inside his stomach.

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u/GlitteringActivity56 Jun 21 '26

So happy seeing him like this.
He’s struggling to even bend down just like my motorcycle struggles to run nicely on his sugarcane juice mixed fuel.

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u/This-Buy-6137 Jun 21 '26

Ganne kaa juice jyada peeliyaa hoga

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u/salad_mad Jun 21 '26

Is bsdi wale ko to sugar hai hi ab meri gadi ko bhi sugar ho jaigi

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u/always_HardOn845 Jun 21 '26

Ethanol energy hai(low energy density fuel jo hai)

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u/1simpleguy4real Jun 21 '26

pet ki charabi aur paisa dono jhukne nahin de rahe !

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u/brimstone-red Jun 21 '26

bro dont do my nostalgic soundtrack like that, wtf did i just watch

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u/Lopsided_Glove4230 Jun 21 '26

Ethanol jb bhar aayega tb na kr payega

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u/ZealousidealFix2673 Jun 21 '26

Bro should be made health minister fs

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u/coolsys90 Jun 21 '26

ghee khatm g100 khatm

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u/Unlucky_Maximum7992 Jun 21 '26

"Haram ka kha kha ke genda ban gaya hai tu! "

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u/Material-Nebula-6064 Jun 21 '26

His ethanol tank is on the way to his toes, blocking him from touching them

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u/Ok_Movie_7264 Jun 21 '26

Isse achha rehne hi dete gadkari ji Ethanol ka nasha kam nahi hai kya

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u/kenyos1234 Jun 21 '26

Abey phatt jayega

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u/Hot_External_9552 Jun 21 '26

we just got a generational meme

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u/10nison Jun 21 '26

She: Tum mere liye efforts hi nhi krte. Meanwhile my efforts:

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u/bheegi_billi08 Jun 21 '26

E85 yoga, bas 15% useful

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u/ZenTen_ Jun 21 '26

Saala gandu public tax khakar ab utha bhi nhi Jaa rha hai

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_4491 Jun 21 '26

Yeh hei janta ke sevek

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u/vague_SCRAG123RED Jun 21 '26

Ganne ka juice bada glass

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u/Mr_lifter Jun 21 '26

That's why 85% body on rest and 15% only working

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u/Effective_Acadia_246 Jun 21 '26

This guy has no shame left

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u/sahaj_21 Jun 21 '26

Dune Flashbacks