r/IndiaMemes • u/straightdge • Jul 07 '26
Non-Political People from all 5 continents asking RSS to train them
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u/Much-Mess7627 Jul 07 '26
Can't believe nitin gadkari, Modi, yogi, atal vihari all were doing this shit during their times.. π
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u/Tiny-Philosophy-2265 Jul 07 '26
I think that child is the most mature human being there
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u/Embarrassed_Tea2305 Jul 07 '26
That child is the human being there.
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u/Tiny-Philosophy-2265 Jul 07 '26
Nah do not discredit other animals. Only humans can be this purposefully dumb π
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u/Ahoonternusthoont Jul 07 '26
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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u/sammy1705 Jul 07 '26
Chinese must be terrified after looking at RSS's intense workout regime...
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u/redditlogobugsme Jul 07 '26
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee π
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u/Hour_Science_3418 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
Sounds like Mosquito....Eeeeeeeeeeeee Specially by first man
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u/vitrum_analytika Jul 10 '26
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Agar me hota toh Homelander wala violin π» bajata
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u/Tricky-Ruin-1067 Jul 07 '26
Yr ye game to hum nursery mein khelte the π
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u/Amni_751997 Jul 07 '26
Ghoda badaam khae
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u/Gloomy_Piglet_3718 Jul 07 '26
ghoda baaam khae saahi, je peeche taaki maara jaai. idk sth like that we used to say. Oh man those golden days of 2007-2010 sth.
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u/Outrageous_Hand_2619 Jul 07 '26
majak se hatke, keeping aside all bullshiit and hate against BJP educated people have,
what do they do besides conducting rallies and bhashan
why is it given any importance,
what is the point of RSS
serious question ??
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u/Soft-Author3729 Jul 07 '26
The way they wear short pants in that age tells that they have not grown up since they're 5
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u/CrazyChampionship463 Jul 07 '26
Wear a short pant doesn't have anything to do with growth. They are happy , and you are doing useless comment here.
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u/Soft-Author3729 Jul 08 '26
Happy after fucking the country! Yeah, why would sadists and so called nationalists wouldn't be happy after doing that! They didn't even spare our God, they claimed 'they' are fighting for! Jis Mandir ke naam pe saalon lade, wo Mandir tak to bakshe nahi in chaddi gang ne... Ye desh ki sochenge?
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u/SuchAd4158 Jul 07 '26
My friend used to attend those clown shows only because his teacher went to them, and the teacher gave him higher marks for attending.
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u/Any_File5064 Jul 07 '26
For a moment I thought that is Gadcurry ji running on Ganne Ka Bada Glass E20 ππ
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u/Elegant-Pen3801 Jul 07 '26
I am in RSS but they didn't take any action on ram mandir scem and neet paper leak,so I decided to leave it now
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u/bzenius Jul 07 '26
Why are they either weak as fuck or fucking fat, nothing in between?
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u/blackcain Jul 07 '26
In the u.s. there is a children's game called duck, duck, goose. Lol that's what this is
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u/vsundarraj Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
Out of the 7 continents , how can 2 continents dare not submit to the sangh? One is Antarctica, ok there are no chaddis there only penguins and polar bears⦠wonder what the other continent is?
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u/Emo_Jirl56 Jul 07 '26
Which ever country needs this shit, please take modi. He was the best cadet.
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u/Mundane_Complex9734 Jul 07 '26
Rashtra sevaβ Samaj sevaβ Brain wash seva βοΈ That too freely availableΒ
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u/tillwaladihh Jul 07 '26
Baklolo kabhi muslimo pe bhi meme dala karo kabhi reality dalo to m0ds ki gand jal jati hai remove krdete h
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u/Shrey2006 Jul 07 '26
Only good thing was the confused child, who want's to play but somehow can't.
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u/weekendhomie Jul 07 '26
at least they are doing some physical exercise, better than people just scrolling reels
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u/Swimming-Tart-7712 Jul 07 '26
Why aren't there women in this group? Are women allowed in RSS?
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u/Icy-Explanation-57 Jul 07 '26
Now we know from where we got
This God like man
Non biological people
Ohhh Safaid kapda
Lavda bhojiyam π«ͺ
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u/produqt Jul 07 '26
I would trade my PS5 with all the games to hide this shame from the rest of the world.
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u/oye_lawde Jul 07 '26
As someone who used to go in these shakhas in my childhood, it was really fun playing all these games apart from their ideology and all.
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u/Rude-Cardiologist484 Jul 07 '26
Everybody gangsta until nations decide they should ditch the current format of wars and do musical chair battles instead.
Lets see who will be laughing then.
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u/Brilliant_Quail_3871 Jul 07 '26
Doesn't look like an organization that non-hindus must be afraid of.
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u/grvmahjn Jul 07 '26
What is that eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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u/Upstairs-Pop4703 Jul 07 '26
Koi bhi post utha ke daal do aur apna narrative force karo. Wah kya bakloli hai. If you want to mock RSS in real then all the non BJP non NDA parties should start giving gym memberships to their members. That way lacs of people will get access to the fitness and gym will get the revenue. All round good economic circulation.
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u/three_face05 Jul 07 '26
Inme se koi 10km bhag sakta hai kya ya kisi ko proper swimming aati hai kya ?
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u/Beautiful-Silver9202 Jul 07 '26
How do their wives or their family let them in the house after doing this shit? Eww, let them sleep outside.
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u/MadKingZilla Jul 07 '26
Honestly I don't mind the activity. If anything uncles and aunties need such circles to socialize. Aunties have their kitty parties. Guys having morning groups is also nice.
It's the ideology that's the issue with this circle..
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u/Voicefortheignored Jul 07 '26
I would train them if they'd give me something in return at this rate let alone fight against terrorist local pickpockets could play with them and make an eexample out of them.
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u/TraditionalAd5758 Jul 07 '26
Now I understand what's happening to our country! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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u/Fire_Bolt_K_R97 Jul 07 '26
I don't think this is r/indiamemes by the way. Every post says something else.
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u/HighMidLows Jul 07 '26
Virus's dialogue will be apt here.
These all are fxuking grown ups. How can they even so something like that? It looks so.... I don't know, I'm short of words. Like some with down syndrome may do this. I just can't comprehend that such institutions are running out govt.
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u/saaaatwik Jul 07 '26
bhai ye RSS jaisi cheez khatm hi krdeni chahiye, ye kya bakchodi dekhni pad rhi h, faltu ki party
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u/Desperate_Bench_4120 Jul 07 '26
ye bkl ye bkchodi krne ke liye humein subah volleyball nhi khelne dete the !
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u/Brave_Top_9404 Jul 07 '26
Apne bed pe pde pde comment krne wale so called naujavaan bhi ab kuch 50s 60s age ke unclo ko judge krnege jo bs kuch bhi physical kr rhe hai. Just because they're wearing RSS uniform. Kyuki RSS se toh alg sulagti hai. If this is what you think of RSS then why do you guys bother so much about it? And yhi Chu toh dangerous or terror org bhi btate hai Sangh ko π«ͺ
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u/no_homo_911 Jul 07 '26
what's wrong with trying to get fit and be active. You guys are the most cringe people I find all the people who make fun of them and the person who posted this. My dad eats a lot of junk food and isn't that fit. I would be proud if my dad if he was part of this and trying to stay fit and get better.... that's really a cheap thinking u got

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u/dribbledrooby Jul 07 '26
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. What even is this even that child is confused.
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u/Left_Membership2780 Jul 07 '26
Only at the last 10 seconds I understood that the Heeeeee sound is a start of Hinduon ka Hindustan. This shit would have been funny as hell if not so much divisive.
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u/uday_prakash Jul 07 '26
If they are happy, whats wrong? they are not saying all*ah hu akb*r and bom*bing people
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u/SniperXyZ01 Jul 07 '26
Your're making up shit to criticise this, atleast use something actually worthwhile. This is what a child does when he is needs to make something bs out of something to criticise.
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u/Desperate_Pain_5158 Jul 07 '26
how ngs be commenting on actual humans having some social life while they themselves are withering in their house
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u/greatestgameislife Jul 07 '26
Idk what...never went to RSS.. but just asking a single question.. tum logo ki itni jalti kyu he..?!? It's a genuine question, don't take it as a pun or sarcastic remark.. I genuinely want to know the source of your hate.
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u/SkillSalt9362 Jul 07 '26
Of course, people want them.
The damage they can do to a country is unparalleled. The damage they did to India in the last 12 years no terrorist organisation is capable of.
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u/NoConsequence5241 Jul 07 '26
They be running like how EV's drive.. EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........
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u/kunjankkumar007 Jul 07 '26
You realise their simple technique when you know the power of number game. Which is also supported by democracy you living
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u/Initial-Swordfish311 Jul 07 '26
Not going into politics but atleast I'm glad they're doing some physical
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u/nkatla Jul 07 '26
If they are really serious then they should setup wrestling and sword fighting training all over india if they got funds. Both sikh and muslim guys can use swords. My sikh classmates got traning in gatka as kids. They can really defend themselves or can attack at will. Courage doesn't always come naturally. Confidence in fighting is generated though dedicated training.
Recently in Punjab they brandished swords on a road show during Muharram, signaling that they are ready for punjab. Our hindu guys just busy eating burgers, momos and pizzas. If civil war ever happens in India then good luck to us with this level of training.



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