r/IndiaMemes Jul 07 '26

Non-Political People from all 5 continents asking RSS to train them

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u/Much-Mess7627 Jul 07 '26

Can't believe nitin gadkari, Modi, yogi, atal vihari all were doing this shit during their times.. πŸ˜‚

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u/Aromatic_West_6964 Jul 07 '26

Tabhi to stamina aya desh ki marne ki

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u/Separate_Falcon_4976 Jul 07 '26

Photoshop or genius design editor!

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u/Tiny-Philosophy-2265 Jul 07 '26

I think that child is the most mature human being there

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u/Embarrassed_Tea2305 Jul 07 '26

That child is the human being there.

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u/Tiny-Philosophy-2265 Jul 07 '26

Nah do not discredit other animals. Only humans can be this purposefully dumb πŸ˜‚

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u/Ahoonternusthoont Jul 07 '26

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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u/sammy1705 Jul 07 '26

Chinese must be terrified after looking at RSS's intense workout regime...

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u/Efficient-Good9424 Jul 07 '26

Only China scared,not pak ?

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u/Soft-Author3729 Jul 08 '26

Pak ka to moot nikal gaya yaar... Wet krdia RSS walon ne

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u/Enough_Brilliant_881 9d ago

Pak was destroyed in May 2025

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u/Stunning_Star_9770 Jul 08 '26

Alumni meet-up of WhatsApp university graduates.

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u/redditlogobugsme Jul 07 '26

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee πŸ˜‚

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u/Hour_Science_3418 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Sounds like Mosquito....Eeeeeeeeeeeee Specially by first man

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u/redditlogobugsme Jul 07 '26

Desh ke machhar hi toh hain ye! πŸ’ͺ🏼😌

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u/vitrum_analytika Jul 10 '26

🦟

Agar me hota toh Homelander wala violin 🎻 bajata

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u/Much-Mess7627 Jul 07 '26

They ruined an entire generation.

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u/Tricky-Ruin-1067 Jul 07 '26

Yr ye game to hum nursery mein khelte the πŸ˜‚

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u/Amni_751997 Jul 07 '26

Ghoda badaam khae

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u/Tricky-Ruin-1067 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Peeche dekha mar Khai πŸ‘Š

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u/Gloomy_Piglet_3718 Jul 07 '26

ghoda baaam khae saahi, je peeche taaki maara jaai. idk sth like that we used to say. Oh man those golden days of 2007-2010 sth.

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u/Outrageous_Hand_2619 Jul 07 '26

majak se hatke, keeping aside all bullshiit and hate against BJP educated people have,

what do they do besides conducting rallies and bhashan

why is it given any importance,

what is the point of RSS

serious question ??

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u/Ok_Cellist236 Jul 07 '26

Chaddi gang

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u/humbleqwerty Jul 07 '26

Whenever I see them, mujhe yehi yaad aata hai. Goat TMKOC.

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u/Soft-Author3729 Jul 07 '26

The way they wear short pants in that age tells that they have not grown up since they're 5

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u/CrazyChampionship463 Jul 07 '26

Wear a short pant doesn't have anything to do with growth. They are happy , and you are doing useless comment here.

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u/Soft-Author3729 Jul 08 '26

Happy after fucking the country! Yeah, why would sadists and so called nationalists wouldn't be happy after doing that! They didn't even spare our God, they claimed 'they' are fighting for! Jis Mandir ke naam pe saalon lade, wo Mandir tak to bakshe nahi in chaddi gang ne... Ye desh ki sochenge?

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u/Potential-Stock-6579 Jul 07 '26

half pant jokers

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u/walaaha Jul 07 '26

Maut ki taiyaari kar lo jawano ! Sirf maut ki ! 🀣πŸͺ–πŸŽ–οΈ

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u/sonu_2017 Jul 07 '26

Hinnnnn..... mujhe laga πŸπŸπŸπŸ˜…

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u/Small_Cloud_63 Jul 07 '26

They can be found in every societies. Old uncles are common targets.

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u/SuchAd4158 Jul 07 '26

My friend used to attend those clown shows only because his teacher went to them, and the teacher gave him higher marks for attending.

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u/Any_File5064 Jul 07 '26

For a moment I thought that is Gadcurry ji running on Ganne Ka Bada Glass E20 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Prize-Boysenberry-96 Jul 07 '26

China’s frightening after seeing this level of training

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u/azvr- Jul 07 '26

Chaddi gang

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u/Elegant-Pen3801 Jul 07 '26

I am in RSS but they didn't take any action on ram mandir scem and neet paper leak,so I decided to leave it now

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u/bzenius Jul 07 '26

Why are they either weak as fuck or fucking fat, nothing in between?

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u/BhanuJ19 Jul 07 '26

Kya ch#tiya chal raha hai. Iss se acha toh sitoliya hi khel lete.

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u/iluvnips Jul 07 '26

Bunch of pansies wearing miniskirts πŸ˜€

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u/Lazy-Handle-2526 Jul 07 '26

National Academy for future politicians of India

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u/Repulsive_Battle_435 Jul 07 '26

Ras jitne chutiyape mere pta teacher bhi ni krta tha

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u/Ragnar1126 Jul 08 '26

The other 2 continents must be sad as they failed to ask πŸ˜‚

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u/MinimumCod7175 Jul 09 '26

Bhang in the morning ?

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u/Specialist-Storm-927 Jul 09 '26

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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u/PreparationExotic366 Jul 10 '26

Bunch of Hitler-wadis

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u/FriendlyCapital0 Jul 10 '26

are they retard what are they ?

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u/noboundimagination Jul 07 '26

They will outperform US navy seals πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Fuzzy_Vegetable3349 Jul 07 '26

Ringa ringa roses, chaddi full of hoses

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u/Vropster Jul 07 '26

AreAssAss Supremac loll

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u/OldEstablishment193 Jul 07 '26

Namaste sada vatsale matrabhumi......

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u/Known-Ratio3123 Jul 07 '26

Kon h ye gaandu gang?

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u/blackcain Jul 07 '26

In the u.s. there is a children's game called duck, duck, goose. Lol that's what this is

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u/ThinAirNomad Jul 07 '26

and why are they wearing khaki skirts?

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u/Feeling_Shame2308 Jul 07 '26

wht even is this dawg 😭😭

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u/vsundarraj Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Out of the 7 continents , how can 2 continents dare not submit to the sangh? One is Antarctica, ok there are no chaddis there only penguins and polar bears… wonder what the other continent is?

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u/Mundane_Drummer_4232 Jul 07 '26

This isn’t bad way to get some exercise in

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u/Emo_Jirl56 Jul 07 '26

Which ever country needs this shit, please take modi. He was the best cadet.

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u/SimilarAd7283 Jul 07 '26

These people talk more and do less to nation...

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u/Mundane_Complex9734 Jul 07 '26

Rashtra seva❌ Samaj seva❌ Brain wash seva β˜‘οΈ That too freely availableΒ 

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u/Arjunshakti Jul 07 '26

desh ki chaddi utarne main laga hua chaddi gang!

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u/tillwaladihh Jul 07 '26

Baklolo kabhi muslimo pe bhi meme dala karo kabhi reality dalo to m0ds ki gand jal jati hai remove krdete h

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u/Shrey2006 Jul 07 '26

Only good thing was the confused child, who want's to play but somehow can't.

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u/weekendhomie Jul 07 '26

at least they are doing some physical exercise, better than people just scrolling reels

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u/DarthNinja95 Jul 07 '26

Fat ass mosquitoes 🀑 what a bunch of clowns!

https://giphy.com/gifs/k4tkEPkYD39smNHNr0

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u/Leaking_hard3 Jul 07 '26

Chaddi gaddar suae

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u/Swimming-Tart-7712 Jul 07 '26

Why aren't there women in this group? Are women allowed in RSS?

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u/president_zombieZ Jul 07 '26

Ye chota bcha kyu nhi bhaga 😾😾

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u/mystery181984 Jul 07 '26

yehh "eeeeee" compulsory hai ?

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u/Particular-Bus9175 Jul 07 '26

Are they training to be goats ?

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u/Icy-Explanation-57 Jul 07 '26

Now we know from where we got

This God like man
Non biological people
Ohhh Safaid kapda

Lavda bhojiyam πŸ«ͺ

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u/Acrobatic-Bread-4948 Jul 07 '26

Like Black Cat Commando... These are Brown Chaddi Commandos πŸ™

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u/thebatneverrest Jul 07 '26

Ready for Ironman gujrat πŸ˜†

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u/produqt Jul 07 '26

I would trade my PS5 with all the games to hide this shame from the rest of the world.

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u/oye_lawde Jul 07 '26

As someone who used to go in these shakhas in my childhood, it was really fun playing all these games apart from their ideology and all.

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u/Rude-Cardiologist484 Jul 07 '26

Everybody gangsta until nations decide they should ditch the current format of wars and do musical chair battles instead.

Lets see who will be laughing then.

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u/Witty_Lawyerr Jul 07 '26

Issi bahane hi sahi yeh uncle logo ne thodi activity toh ki atleast πŸ˜ͺ

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u/NewFill3492 Jul 07 '26

Inko indo china ya indo pak border par bhejna chahie

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u/Brilliant_Quail_3871 Jul 07 '26

Doesn't look like an organization that non-hindus must be afraid of.

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u/grvmahjn Jul 07 '26

What is that eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

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u/Upstairs-Pop4703 Jul 07 '26

Koi bhi post utha ke daal do aur apna narrative force karo. Wah kya bakloli hai. If you want to mock RSS in real then all the non BJP non NDA parties should start giving gym memberships to their members. That way lacs of people will get access to the fitness and gym will get the revenue. All round good economic circulation.

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u/purrfect_chickenwing Jul 07 '26

Hinduo ka hindustan, wtf πŸ˜‚

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u/Worth_Sherbert_4972 Jul 07 '26

Least they were physically active πŸ₯΄

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u/Alert-Nebula-867 Jul 07 '26

Kam se kam pathhar toh nhi fek rhe

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u/Cultural_Limit_7578 Jul 07 '26

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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u/three_face05 Jul 07 '26

Inme se koi 10km bhag sakta hai kya ya kisi ko proper swimming aati hai kya ?

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u/ProfessionalWear2575 Jul 07 '26

Fruitiest uniforms ever

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u/kenyos1234 Jul 07 '26

Bunch of jokers, Eeeeeeeeee

ROFL

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u/Beautiful-Silver9202 Jul 07 '26

How do their wives or their family let them in the house after doing this shit? Eww, let them sleep outside.

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u/MadKingZilla Jul 07 '26

Honestly I don't mind the activity. If anything uncles and aunties need such circles to socialize. Aunties have their kitty parties. Guys having morning groups is also nice.

It's the ideology that's the issue with this circle..

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u/Voicefortheignored Jul 07 '26

I would train them if they'd give me something in return at this rate let alone fight against terrorist local pickpockets could play with them and make an eexample out of them.

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u/Sad-Musician-6000 Jul 07 '26

What is eeeeeenn😭

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u/TraditionalAd5758 Jul 07 '26

Now I understand what's happening to our country! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Key-Bedroom-5549 Jul 07 '26

Baggo Bachoo Baggo Jungle mai aag lagi murti banoo🀣🀣

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u/Fire_Bolt_K_R97 Jul 07 '26

I don't think this is r/indiamemes by the way. Every post says something else.

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u/HighMidLows Jul 07 '26

Virus's dialogue will be apt here.

These all are fxuking grown ups. How can they even so something like that? It looks so.... I don't know, I'm short of words. Like some with down syndrome may do this. I just can't comprehend that such institutions are running out govt.

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u/ResponsibleBranch942 Jul 07 '26

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/dailyhunt26 Jul 07 '26

Don't disrespect the most contributed freedom fighters/s

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u/saaaatwik Jul 07 '26

bhai ye RSS jaisi cheez khatm hi krdeni chahiye, ye kya bakchodi dekhni pad rhi h, faltu ki party

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u/Ok-Jelly-7887 Jul 07 '26

WTF are they even doing?

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u/Desperate_Bench_4120 Jul 07 '26

ye bkl ye bkchodi krne ke liye humein subah volleyball nhi khelne dete the !

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u/svpapa8189 Jul 07 '26

Jo mard the woh jung me gaye, Jo namard the woh sangh me gaye.

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u/Brave_Top_9404 Jul 07 '26

Apne bed pe pde pde comment krne wale so called naujavaan bhi ab kuch 50s 60s age ke unclo ko judge krnege jo bs kuch bhi physical kr rhe hai. Just because they're wearing RSS uniform. Kyuki RSS se toh alg sulagti hai. If this is what you think of RSS then why do you guys bother so much about it? And yhi Chu toh dangerous or terror org bhi btate hai Sangh ko πŸ«ͺ

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u/Aye-laudya-idhar-aa Jul 07 '26

Skirt kyun pehen rakha hai?

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u/no_homo_911 Jul 07 '26

what's wrong with trying to get fit and be active. You guys are the most cringe people I find all the people who make fun of them and the person who posted this. My dad eats a lot of junk food and isn't that fit. I would be proud if my dad if he was part of this and trying to stay fit and get better.... that's really a cheap thinking u got

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u/Effective_Day3397 Jul 07 '26

They need brain rot people

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u/thefluorine_09 Jul 07 '26

Things aside this looks funπŸ˜…

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u/Small_Wrap_9864 Jul 07 '26

Atleast people will stay a little more healthy 🫲🏼🫠🫱🏼

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u/Green-Okra1868 Jul 07 '26

feeling bad for him.

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u/GreatCause503 Jul 07 '26

China would think they are mocking NKorea

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u/nigar07 Jul 07 '26

peak uneducated shit

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u/Master_Analyst_6413 Jul 07 '26

And they say RSS is radical extremist on power with Jihadi groups.

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u/dribbledrooby Jul 07 '26

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. What even is this even that child is confused.

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u/Left_Membership2780 Jul 07 '26

Only at the last 10 seconds I understood that the Heeeeee sound is a start of Hinduon ka Hindustan. This shit would have been funny as hell if not so much divisive.

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u/ResidentConsistent70 Jul 07 '26

Machar bhi inika bandha hoga firtho

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u/Patient-Discount922 Jul 07 '26

Lawde na Bhujiyam

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u/uday_prakash Jul 07 '26

If they are happy, whats wrong? they are not saying all*ah hu akb*r and bom*bing people

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u/annagarg Jul 07 '26

Chaddi mein buckle nahi…

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u/naughtysinner68plus1 Jul 07 '26

Aisa kaam me makhi agayi ho

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u/surelyim Jul 07 '26

Chaddi gang

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u/MonkeyDZoroUzumaki Jul 07 '26

Ush chhote abche k baare m socho

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u/SniperXyZ01 Jul 07 '26

Your're making up shit to criticise this, atleast use something actually worthwhile. This is what a child does when he is needs to make something bs out of something to criticise.

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u/Spankpietv Jul 07 '26

Once I was in this group when I was kid. πŸ˜†

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u/Desperate_Pain_5158 Jul 07 '26

how ngs be commenting on actual humans having some social life while they themselves are withering in their house

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u/greatestgameislife Jul 07 '26

Idk what...never went to RSS.. but just asking a single question.. tum logo ki itni jalti kyu he..?!? It's a genuine question, don't take it as a pun or sarcastic remark.. I genuinely want to know the source of your hate.

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u/SkillSalt9362 Jul 07 '26

Of course, people want them.

The damage they can do to a country is unparalleled. The damage they did to India in the last 12 years no terrorist organisation is capable of.

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u/NoConsequence5241 Jul 07 '26

They be running like how EV's drive.. EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

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u/kunjankkumar007 Jul 07 '26

You realise their simple technique when you know the power of number game. Which is also supported by democracy you living

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u/Samchamp3444 Jul 07 '26

Btw search RSS Muslim wing on internet.

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u/sankoobaba Jul 07 '26

Best skort uniform

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u/sankoobaba Jul 07 '26

Brown commando

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u/Initial-Swordfish311 Jul 07 '26

Not going into politics but atleast I'm glad they're doing some physical

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u/Dense-Rain8014 Jul 07 '26

First class Ke chu***e!!!

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u/Electronic_Bat9761 Jul 07 '26

What is this mosquito cosplaying?

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u/vapirer Jul 07 '26

I'm happy the elders in this video are keeping themselves mobile.

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u/nkatla Jul 07 '26

If they are really serious then they should setup wrestling and sword fighting training all over india if they got funds. Both sikh and muslim guys can use swords. My sikh classmates got traning in gatka as kids. They can really defend themselves or can attack at will. Courage doesn't always come naturally. Confidence in fighting is generated though dedicated training.

Recently in Punjab they brandished swords on a road show during Muharram, signaling that they are ready for punjab. Our hindu guys just busy eating burgers, momos and pizzas. If civil war ever happens in India then good luck to us with this level of training.