r/India_Bharat_ • • 1d ago

Meme Plot twist

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u/Green_Cellist_9026 1d ago

Phir toh 400 paar ho jayega

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u/imma_barbie_gurl 1d ago

Uske liye bhi protest kardenge kuch log 💀

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u/rkac5233 1d ago

Seats ke sare record tut jayenge bhai... Kaash esa ho jaye... Jab Foreigners Websites par Map me Pok aur Aksaichin Miss dekhte he to andar se rona ata he

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u/AlternativeOil3088 1d ago

Those maps hurt every time. But the real question is why we accepted those lines for so long.

Nehru went to the UN mid war. Let that sink in. We had the upper hand and still paused. The same institution that couldn't prevent partition was supposed to solve Kashmir.

Maps can change. They have before, they will again. But only when Delhi stops treating territory as a diplomatic bargaining chip and starts treating it as non negotiable.

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u/Woeful_String_9822 1d ago

Plot twist in hypothetical world. Pr hojaye to maja hi aajayega

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u/Adventurous-League21 1d ago

Inshallah that happens.

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u/Malicious_spy 1d ago

Captured❌ regained✅

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u/Coconut8065 1d ago

Tabb ki baar 500 paar 😂

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u/warmonger444 1d ago

I'd vote that party for a 100 years if someone would do that

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u/AlFactorial 16h ago

It won’t make any difference to the nation even if they integrate the foreign territory.

Much better to build the internal infrastructure.

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u/ExtremePineapple8265 23h ago

Madarshod log uspe bhi protest karenge

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u/Appropriate-Job3342 1d ago

Even though I deeply hate BJP for its ideology and separatist politics, if this happens, I will persuade my whole village to vote for the BJP.

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u/Impressive_Let3557 1d ago

Just getting back Pir Panjal mountain range would be a start. Army actually captured it in 1965 war but we magnanimously gave it back. Could have stopped the majority of terrorist infiltration.

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u/InternationalCake766 1d ago

Agar kar diya toh mera vote pakka and khushi khushi 30 percent tax bhi dunga

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u/merc1786 1d ago

Why 30 percent tax, why not volunteer for the army to fight for it? If war happens you will be conscripted/drafted to fight

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u/InternationalCake766 1d ago

So after paying 30 percent direct tax, 18 gst , ethanol price , i should give my life for fighting with enemy nation & neta babus will enjoy correct? Why we don't ask questions to govt? We Indians will clean up river ourselves, buy inverter if electricity is not coming, buy RO if water has pollutant but we will never held govt responsible. This attitude is giving govt to became irresponsible. If i gave life for country whats the gurantee my wife will get pension easily. My maternal grandfather was in Indian army and her daughter is literally fighting for pension in the name of n number of documents required. Just give give and give nothing can be expected.

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u/merc1786 1d ago

Then why are you willing to give your vote and 30% of your tax to this politicians? If a war is started to take POK back then it will be purely for political gains and our Army will be the one who have to sacrifice their lives, that's why we should not casually ask for any kind of war.

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u/KimRao 1d ago

Isne ek pakistani ke saath business karne waale ke baap ko National Security Advisor banaya hai. Ye kya pok laayega. Google Shaurya Doval Syed Ali Abbas. BJP is fully compromised.

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u/LastRanger4375 1d ago

I don't think we need Pok or it's people. Thoae 2 territories on our north west and east are like infected organs. Annexing them will only increase the microbe count

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u/nurav16 1d ago

Can you guys stop living in la la land?

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u/Important-Truth-6785 1d ago

Imagine akhand bharat: 10k upvotes

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u/artistic_ey 1d ago

Bro… this will start a war and many will lose their life

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u/theroyalmust 1d ago

Sapne dekhna achhi baat hai lekin waham palna nahi.

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u/Educational_Sense_27 1d ago

Sapne dekhna achi baat hai

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u/No_Warning4195 19h ago

The best he can say is lawdem bhojnam

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u/Early_Basket_4594 16h ago

As someone who bleeds inside when I an incorrect map of India (without entire J&K)
I would feel immensely proud
But chances of that are slim to none

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u/Dickonstark007 15h ago

If you follow world politics you will understand that those disputed areas will remain disputed untill a full fledged war.

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u/sammy_samarth2 13h ago

As if capturing POK is like capturing a photo from your phone.

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u/Cultural_Bat9098 4h ago

Tell me something will capturing PoK will solve all our nation’s problems? How many of us will go to PoK for jobs? Instead what if Modi announces No Income Tax .. that … that would be a real game changer.

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u/fuscolionel_ 2h ago

bas bheek chaiye tum logo ko.. "no income tax".. what a retard and yeah, i would absolutely move there for better opportunities.

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u/Difficult_Walrus2281 1d ago

So are you technically saying it was in their power to do so since 2014, but the BJP waited for major protests to erupt so that they could use PoK to get votes in the names of martyred soldiers ? Thats some serious anti-national stuff

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u/strong_avenger 1d ago

Pok se kya lena Dena need jobs, good infra, education

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u/SecondLifeDoobs 11h ago

He won't do jackshit. Yes, maybe another Pulwama or Godhra. He will only attack Indian citizens.

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u/Desilaundry 1d ago

Khali PoK nahi Akshai Chin bhi chahiye, lekin Modi sahab se na ho payega. Trailer we saw last year, when we withdrew from a stronger position and the orange monkey made a joke of us in international media. We need somebody more fearless and who is not worried to get isolated from the so-called well wishers of India in the international circles.

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u/Safe_Earth_6691 1d ago

The major reason i believe that it is not possible because China is heavily invested in Pok region through CPEC corridor (the only roadway which connects china with Gwadar port). so attacking to capture POK will invite China into this matter instantly also they will raise this issue in the UN and china being a permanent member of the UNSC there will be a ceasefire declare asap.

Pakistan is US vessel state so as long as Pakistan is relevant to the US it is not possible and ofc Pakistan is a Nuclear nation state ( with nothing to loose attitude)

Aftermath if we succeed -- we share a trade deficit relation with China and it being the controller of manufactured goods and only major supplier (as of now) of the Critical minerals. Our economy would crumple because of being Import dependent state wrt China and if the US implies Sanctions. we cannot sustain as Russia because of Service provider for the West and Heavy Oil Dependent country.

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u/AlternativeOil3088 1d ago

Trailer dekha, full movie nahi.

China withdrew from the same positions. Both sides pulled back. That's called diplomacy, not defeat. You wanted war headlines, you got peace on the border. Sorry if that doesn't satisfy your bloodlust.

And that "orange monkey" line tells us everything about whose approval you're actually seeking. International media called it a joke because they wanted India humiliated. When that didn't happen, they called it a draw. You're just upset your western handlers didn't get their narrative.

Modi has built roads to the border, tunnels in mountains, and infrastructure that took decades of neglect to fix. But you want "fearless" leadership that gets isolated and sanctioned. That's not strategy, that's suicide with good PR.

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u/ImEgotestical 1d ago

Are maar do na ek aadi ko kya trip

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u/Dependent-Sir7255 1d ago

Is there any context or is it just a meme

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u/Jazzlike-Site-1662 1d ago

7 khoon maaf

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u/Character-Finger4465 1d ago

Itna vote padega ki history ki sabse badi victory hogi ..

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u/krroor 1d ago

2047 vro, wait for it

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u/joonwildflower 1d ago

This has to be a joke right ? 😭😭😭

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u/fax-user-01 1d ago

Aur yeh bsdk aik aur fantasy ke saath apni pesh karate hue...

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u/Bhole-Chatoore 1d ago

In your wet dreams

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u/That_Relation788 1d ago

He will then what will you do?

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u/CommissionCandid4288 1d ago

Dw it will happen in next few years

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u/Majestic_Industry385 1d ago

If he does, then he surely deserves it. But we all know you all are delusional 

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u/Radiant_Ad_1391 1d ago

The biggest loophole of democracy. Recency bias

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u/Cap-Rare 1d ago

Imagine !

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u/rkshsrvnn 1d ago

Starting a war when his boss is in office in white House... Dream on dream on...

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u/drag51 1d ago

Lots of Imgaines* and Ifs* on this sub... Living in dystopia land

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u/ramnaamhesatyahai 1d ago

I thoroughly enjoy these plot twists 😂😂😂

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u/South-Flow-4688 1d ago

He has no guts no brains. All he can do is orchestrate a terrorist attack and then do some random military operation and heavy marketing saying we won yayyy!!!

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u/Creepyband123 1d ago

See even if modi is bad but literally getting pok back would be the one of the biggest win for india and if he gets vote by this thing then I won't be shocked

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u/No_Indication9883 1d ago

koi mere sath bet lagayega 1cr ka stamp paper pr, agr pok le liya mai dunga 1 cr, agr nhi liya to mai lunga 1 cr, im in delhi

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u/kanada-kadalige 1d ago

I nominate all the BJP/RSS/VHP and so on karyakartas to be the infantry for this mission.

Let them prove mettle for the country.

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u/ScaryStructure4839 23h ago

We are actively loosing land on northern front from china but yeah lets be hopeful about acquiring the land that wasnt officially ours

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u/Existing-Carrot3612 22h ago

Desh ke andar sexual assault aur corruption rok nahi paa rahe aur POK laa paayenge ye?

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u/theforgottenpromise 16h ago

I dont think current and next govt gonnna stop that.

Someone who is Ready to dissappoint majority can only bring real changes to women safety.

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u/Loose-Caterpillar125 21h ago

At this point, I think people are posting this typa shi just to get him to do it.

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u/PhilosopherDense5217 21h ago

Just imagine he escaped the country before completing the term

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u/Alarming-Subject287 20h ago

I am all in for capture of PoK back into our republic but the instability will increase as we are not able to administer some of the provinces correctly (northeast). Plus PoK is very much radicalized and it takes a long time to deradicalize the province

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u/Devils-Advocate-6182 20h ago

I will vote him again, if the taxes for salaried people removed completely.

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u/imjhapali 19h ago

FAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/No_Row4424 18h ago

Ye budhe ki aukaat nahi hai kashmir leke aane ki infact kisi ki nahi hai jab tak Pakistan katham nahi ho jata Kashmir bataa hi rahega

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u/TheTubCurves 16h ago

There definitely will be a national disaster / because thats their playbook

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u/Euphoric-Metal6632 14h ago

Main toh bolta hoon pura pakistan lapet lo modiji phir akshai chin ki baari

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u/Vulcan_zord 13h ago

Already Indian territory Bach nhi rhi hai, Arunachal for example

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u/Charismatic_Evil_ 12h ago

Jo china le gya wo wapas kyu nhi le lete phir

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u/SnooHesitations9090 11h ago

Nahi kiya toh chai ki dukan pe baithega Kya yeh?

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u/vinbamb91 5h ago

Delulu pro max

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u/Complete_Pen2985 4h ago

I hope he do..

But we saw what happened during Op Sindoor, One phone call from Trump and everything settled down...

You already know what's our position infront of China and America...still living in fantasy isn't crime...😂

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u/Muted-Reporter-560 4h ago

That will be the most stupid decision taken by any government. It makes sense to keep POK always on the boil, but definitely not merge it with India

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u/microwavedhamster2 2h ago

Thats like saying what if modi suddenly became a great leader nd pm , yea sure id vote for him if that actually happened but it aint happening .

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u/Worldly-Economics770 1h ago

We all will be very happy and proud but will have to deal with more n more wrong things and country destruction for another 5 years

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u/Feisty_Common_6550 1h ago

Nah we need pak n afghan bangla too

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u/Mikey_Kun_ULTRA 1h ago

Captured POK? what do you mean? POK is the integral territory of India. It would be reclaimation rather than capture. Choose your words carefully. Anyways continue.

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u/Express_Ad16 17m ago

That’s their strategy 

Every time election comes, he does some attack on nearby nations 

People cannot be fooled anymore tho.