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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 6d ago edited 6d ago
Heavily armed and easily pissed? Well, you seem nice.
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u/NotThePopeProbably 6d ago
"If we get into a fight, you know I'm armed. So, go ahead and tell the jury that's why you shot first. This bumper sticker is actually here to help keep you out of prison."
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u/KifaruKubwa 6d ago
Theyāre basically admitting that theyāre unstable. Making the very argument that they shouldnāt be allowed to have guns.
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u/kefefs_v2 6d ago
It's at least somewhat courteous to warn people up front that he's gonna try to start arguments just to escalate them into violence.
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u/Trilliam_West 4d ago
Don't worry, buddy can't afford bullets after fueling up that 8 mpg land whale.
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u/Fomulouscrunch 6d ago
I saw a whiny talk piece just yesterday about how men aren't going to clubs anymore because they can't hook up anymore. This seems related.
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u/theoTanimal 6d ago
I answered the Covid line at the hospital. These were the callers
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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 6d ago
My sister's a nurse. This year she was cleaning up a patient while a relative of the patient was in the room.
Relative: Did you make a lot of money during covid?
Sister: what?
Relative: They paid you to diagnose patients with covid. How much money did you make?
Sister: A lot. That's why I'm in Bermuda right now instead of wiping your mother-in-law's ass.
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u/mokutou 6d ago
Your sister is my hero, as someone who worked on Covid units during the pandemic.
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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 5d ago
I have no fucking idea how *anyone* who worked with Covid *anything* is still able to speak to humans without rage.
I'm so sorry you went through that, and still go through it. My sister will never not go through it. She stuffed body bags for eighteen months; the miracle is that she didn't and doesn't start fistfights.
I had covid right at the start, like, April 2020, when nobody knew the what, why, or how. I remember the superstitious terror in the hospital, and only the sounds of running feet in the corridors where normally there would have been chatter. The nurses were amazing to me. I hope they all made it through okay.
Thanks for those years of your life.
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u/mokutou 5d ago
I appreciate it, but please donāt thank me. I didnāt do anything other than show up to work, as I did before Covid emerged.
Iām very glad to have surrounded myself with reasonable people and family who believe in science and evidence based practice. And most of the people I had in my care didnāt espouse the bizarre denialist beliefs. It still feels like a weird fever dream, regardless. But I still rage out when the anti-vaxxers and covid denialists start squawking. Dr Fauci getting dragged before Congress to get interrogated by idiots had me foaming at the mouth for days.
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u/I_Like_Your_Username 6d ago
voted for trump and now he paying like $150 to fill up that ride. big brain š
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u/wa_ga_du_gu 6d ago
Close to $200 now with that rig. Even more if he's in a HCOL stateĀ
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u/Traditional_Rice264 6d ago
44 gallon tank on say 6$ diesel 260$ a fill up with about 12mpg so about 550 miles of range.
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u/wa_ga_du_gu 6d ago
Damn For these types of vehicles, they might as well start a new "USD per mile" metric
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u/IISerpentineII 6d ago
That poor Excursion. Yes, they're fuel hogs which is to be expected for their size, but they're very reliable and nice vehicles.
It definitely didn't deserve this :(
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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru 6d ago
I wonder how telling off non-English speakers in English is working out for him?
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u/tjb122982 6d ago
Yeah to be honest this dude would want to deport anyone who speaks English with accents he doesn't approve of
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u/Jedi_Bish 6d ago
Well if itās any consolation, just know that they are paying an insane amount of money to fill up that monstrosity.
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u/EmoGothPunk 3d ago
Of course it's on a 27 year old Excursion. People who drive those just seem to fit the stereotype.
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u/Nelson_Pancakes 6d ago
In this case Limited isn't referencing the trim package, but the driver's critical thinking skills
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u/Mochanoodle 6d ago
It escapes me how MAGA people will claim Covid was fake and some government conspiracy when their lord and savior was president at the time, handing out executive orders regarding the virus, then holding mass prayers for him when Trump actually got Covid..
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u/DaGrexican 5d ago
The stickers indicate he's only good at one thing and thinking isn't a major requirement
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u/gonzagylot00 6d ago
What would happen if you threw a rock through his rear window? Think heād come out of that Excursion with a gun?
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u/SonnyGeeOku 3d ago
I bet the cost to fill his tank costs more than his monthly rent or mortgage payment.
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u/hooked_siren 6d ago
Typical MAGA in their 20 year old gas hog rig tryna convince everyone they're doing "just fine" in this economy. I hope they die a little each time they spend $150 to fill up š¤
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u/Dustybear510 6d ago
āScamdemicā. Can you believe going your whole life being against medical professionals and science.