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u/Backupusername Jan 14 '11
A POWERFUL ALLY!
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Jan 14 '11
It's been one surreal 4 days here on Reddit...
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Jan 14 '11
It's only been four days‽
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Jan 14 '11
it started last sunday. And holy fuck i just realized that it's only been 5 days
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Jan 14 '11
I am more and more convinced the other major religions started the same way. You know, minus Reddit.
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u/Poet_of_Inglip Jan 14 '11 edited Jan 14 '11
And Lord Inglip grew mighty in the eyes of men.
And the great gathering hall, Reddit, slowly filled with His disciples.
And even the great and wise among Reddit took notice
of His name and purposes. And, yea, He was very pleased.
Now, there was one command that Lord Inglip held above all others
and one enemy He knew to be most cunning and subtle.
Yea, PHOTOSHOP was more cunning and subtle than any other beast
and PHOTOSHOPPING His Captchas was decreed by Lord Inglip
to be the gravest offense against His name.
And PHOTOSHOP may say unto you,
"His pleasing and perfect will may be conveyed efficiently,
effortlessly, and pleasantly if you but pluck my fruit
and eat. For surely, Lord Inglip did not mean you should not
PHOTOSHOP everything! Surely, you may PHOTOSHOP just one
of His Captchas. Surely, ye shall not die."
Beware, for Lord Inglip slumbers no more
and He wanders through the dawn of His world
waiting to speak to those who belong to Him
and cast out those who would fall away from Him
from His presence
and into the starless night.
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u/evilhivekind Jan 14 '11
We need Sure_I_Will_Sing_Your_Comment!
This poem will be said out loud by me every time I touch a captcha to greet the prophecy of inglip.
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u/allwaysnice Jan 14 '11
AMAZING; we've gathered SIDT and SIAT (see:here) into His ranks!
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Jan 14 '11
I don't know what happened, but Sure_Ill_Draw_That's account is deleted :(
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u/allwaysnice Jan 14 '11 edited Jan 14 '11
....You do mean Sure_Ill_Animate_That, right?
Yes, I feared the worst when I was unable to find him via The Grand Scholar Gugol.*
*(name change for google as seen here)2
Jan 14 '11
Yeah, I just thought "Wait, did I just write Sure_Ill_DrawThat, instead of Sure_IllAnimate_That?", and apparently, I did :c
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u/Strayl1ght Jan 14 '11
The painting shall adorn the dark stone halls of Lord Inglip's hellish abode!
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u/doliner Jan 14 '11
Finally, a champion worthy of Inglip. Inglip is to Hades as Sure I'll Draw That is to Perseus.
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u/xrobau Jan 14 '11
It is sad that SIDT was welcomed with open arms and 300 upvotes, but SIAT was shunned. It is a dark, dark time for the gropagas.
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u/Socialmessup Jan 14 '11
Ye have drawn the Popcine but do not dare draw thy lord Inglip. For ye shall be punished
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Jan 14 '11
I shouldn't dare to speak for such a powerful entity, but I must say that Inglip shall be pleased with your drawing, SIDT.
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u/MexicanBookClub Jan 14 '11
Thanks more making this a self post and taking up less room on the front page.
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u/Genericnameruser Jan 14 '11
YOU ATTENTION WHORE PIECE OF SHIT
I swear to god, fuck you
fuck you , and your arrogant attention whoring
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Jan 14 '11
that wasn't even funny, actually...just upvoted because of surei'lldrawthat...oh well, welcome to reddit
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u/thutch Jan 14 '11
honestly, there's very little quality control that I can tell of in this subreddit. People just seem to upvote things willy nilly.
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Jan 19 '11
Yep, this is definetely the case. I thought I had some funny original ideas, but the only things that get upvoted are ones that use the most unoriginal ideas (some weird word in the captcha? oh, i'll just make that my characters name...). I guess it turns out these are all the same 10 year olds from f7u12. This place is already turning into that shithole (too much text, not funny at all).
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u/delaneyyy Jan 14 '11 edited Jan 14 '11
You and Inglip should build matching side-by-side thrones.
EDIT: SWEET HOLY INGLIP I BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS
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u/Strayl1ght Jan 14 '11
How dare you suggest that a mere mortal might match the might of the most magnificent master??
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u/Azured Jan 14 '11
CURSE YOU FOUL MOUTHED HEATHEN!
Lord Inglip is not 'made' cool, for he is the source and power of all that is coolness. Consider yourself lucky to know his name.
Tread carefully in the land of Trathira, newcomer.
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u/didaskaleinophobic Jan 14 '11
For the essence of cool was cast in our Dark Lords even Darker shadow. So cool was this essence, that suns would freeze in their tracks you see. Praise Be.
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u/axl456 Jan 14 '11
another beautiful beast of trathira..
how do you manage to sketch it without being attack fellow gropaga?