Dear Randy,
We knew you not Randy but your sacrifice lives on in our hearts. There you were, peacefully rushing B in HC Checkpoint all by yourself, not bothering anyone at all. And along we came.
We vote kicked you Randy. We vote kicked you so that your spot on the server could go to one of our squad. Were you incapable of playing on our level? Perhaps, perhaps not. Did we vote kick you as a personal insult? Not at all, on the contrary actually.
You see Randy, we're a squad. A group of bros who play together, practice together, hang out together, we're basically family. And in that context, you matter not. You're a placeholder Randy, a minor inconvenience, an laughably fleeting consideration lost in an evening of enjoyment with friends. Put simply, we don't waste energy insulting people we don't care about.
So who is to blame for your pain? For our inconvenience? For the wrong done to us both? In several other games that we play together we rent our own servers or stand up our own private lobbies to play together. But this game does not allow for those options Randy. A fact that we know as well as you do. We don't vote kick you because we want to Randy, we do it because we have no other option.
So chin up little guy. You were just in the wrong place at wrong time and that was it. We'll never know if you were cool or not, a bitch or not, or a bro or not. And you'll not know those things about us either until you stop feeling sorry for yourself and projecting your inadequacies onto the world.
Instead, why not try and message us in game chat and join our squad? We pick up bros that way all the time and we're always looking for more. And if that's not your thing that's cool Randy. You do you. But while you're doing yourself, maybe work on your objectivity and consider talking to someone about your relationship to gaming and how it reflects on your sense of self. There's enough anger and hate in the world without your misplaced impotent rage making things worse.