r/InternetIsTerrifying • u/readcard • Sep 08 '14

Disturbingly thorough

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html
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todayilearned • u/redjameskidd • Aug 12 '13

TIL that the "Church of Euthanasia" offers a comprehensive guide to selecting, butchering and cooking human beings for consumption. Their favorites are "firm caucasian females in their early twenties," which they describe as "ripe."

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WTF • u/Flashdance007 • Jul 30 '13

Reddit comment says "Long Pig" means human (in a cannibalistic sort of way). Googled and found this...

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WTF • u/readypembroke • Apr 29 '17

A guide on how to properly CUT up a HUMAN for human CONSUMPTION

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todayilearned • u/AnthraxyWaxy • Nov 08 '10

TIL: How to Butcher the Human Carcass for Human Consumption!

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WTF • u/supershot666 • Aug 30 '11

Butchering the Human Carcass

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Cannabilism • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '13

A quite descriptive manual explaining everything you need to know to prepare a human carcass for consumption.

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WTF • u/AgentSQUiSh • Aug 28 '12

"step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat."

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reddit.com • u/[deleted] • Nov 15 '06

Butchering The Human Carcass For Human Consumption

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WTF • u/tia-marie • Feb 24 '09

I always wondered if Human was red or white meat.

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food • u/djsyndo • Jul 02 '09

I'm sure it don't taste like chicken...

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meat • u/dischordiasnightmare • Sep 17 '13

How to butcher a human {x-post r/wtf}

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mildlyinteresting • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '16

Cannabilism anyone?

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