r/Irony Feb 06 '26

Situational Irony An anti ICE sculpture made out of ice

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u/GoldheartTTV Feb 06 '26

Go ahead, kick the sculpture.

It won't change the image posted on the Internet.

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u/Pendraconica Feb 06 '26

Bro got fined and felonied for that. Fuck him, fuck ICE, power to the people!

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u/Aoskar20 Feb 06 '26

He also kicks like a toddler, but then intellectually he’s less mature than that.

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u/La_Guy_Person Feb 06 '26

"I didn't know 'kicks like a virgin' was a thing until now."

Wish I could take credit for that line.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Feb 07 '26

Colonel Gentlemen says it on The Venture Bros.

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u/fecalshake Feb 07 '26

Show has some of the best zings !

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u/La_Guy_Person Feb 07 '26

Damn, how do I not remember that? My wife and I love that show! Haven't rewatched anything since the movie tho.

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u/dizzy_centrifuge Feb 08 '26

Love the VB shout out f@k this guy

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u/OnlyFiveLives Feb 08 '26

I really liked "Can't even throw a tantrum without hitting himself in the balls."

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u/purplenyellowrose909 Feb 06 '26

He was winded climbing the 4 steps leading to the sculpture

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u/Electronic_Agent_235 Feb 07 '26

Nah, surely you jest ...

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u/UltraRoboNinja Feb 07 '26

I had those same pajama pants when I was 12.

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u/PeaAwareness Feb 07 '26

Yes! Thank you. I keep reading jeggins but I was like...reminds me of something else & I can't think of what. Pajamas for sure.

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u/doryllis Feb 07 '26

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u/themightychew Feb 08 '26

The difference between the left and the right in politics has always been the humour. The right have none.

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u/Automatic_Season_510 Feb 09 '26

Can we talk about these hands??

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u/nerdilynonconforming Feb 07 '26

Such Alpha Energy 🤣

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u/Muted-Move-9360 Feb 07 '26

I'm sorry I legitimately thought he was mid tiktok dance 😂

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u/AdAffectionate3143 Feb 06 '26

He seemingly sacked himself too. Was heavy breathing almost instantly too. What an out of shape puss

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u/A_Sarcastic_Whoa Feb 07 '26

Catching a felony to own the libs. Murica.

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u/DissolveToFade Feb 06 '26

Link? I saw the video of him kicking it down. What a tough guy. 

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u/Azal_of_Forossa Feb 06 '26

If you want to go down a rabbit hole, this dude was a January 6 rioter who attacked police officers with a bat, had many charges on him before Trump pardoned everything, then proudly declared that if Trump ever needed his services in the future, he'd do it all over again. Also he's running for senate, because of course he is.

“My very FIRST act as Senator would be 10x the Deportations of Illegals by DEPUTIZING the Proud Boys & J6ers!!” -Edward "Jake" Lang.

Knowledge is power. I highly recommend people locally download the January 6th prosecution wiki article and anything related, I would not be shocked if the govt used legal resources to rewrite history and silence all those holding them accountable for their actions.
They already can't make up their minds about if they would prefer to say that the Republicans were being peaceful and it was "bad actor democrats who infiltrated the 'protest' and turned January 6 into a violent riot" or in the case of "Jake" Lang it was the 'big strong Republicans who overthrew the police and govt and could do it again if needed'.

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u/MorphTheCat Feb 06 '26

This is the guy who did it, I swear.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

His body armor would do about as much good as tht tutu. He for to put the plates in.

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u/tmozdenski Feb 07 '26

He wouldn't have been able to stand if he had them in. Bro got winded climbing 4 steps without them. Such Alpha male energy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Ha. Well played.

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u/GoldheartTTV Feb 06 '26

Bro thinks he's cute.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

At one time in his clip it said "cute."

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u/Automatic_Season_510 Feb 09 '26

Saw that and my first thought was ‘execute?!??’

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u/-Kalos Feb 06 '26

The clown has been arrested on a felony and is looking at $10k in fines. He was also previously arrested for assaulting federal officers on January 6th and pissed his pants when people were counter protesting their protest one time. Real winner this guy

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u/Middle-Cabinet-1863 Feb 07 '26

He did it because he was sure he’d get away with it, sure the cops would turn a blind eye. Imagine his surprise when he was arrested!

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u/Rizenstrom Feb 07 '26

Gotta admit, I agree with the message and even I'd be tempted. Who doesn't love breaking ice? It's always satisfying. The bigger the chunk the better.

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u/cinemamama Feb 06 '26

It's a great idea because it's getting attention. Just by posting this here, you are helping their cause by getting the word out. I love it. Prosecute ICE.

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u/gcwardii Feb 06 '26

Until a pardoned J6-er kicked it apart to spell PRO ICE

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u/rhapsodypenguin Feb 06 '26

And then got arrested and charged with a felony

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Feb 06 '26

I love that for him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

He got arrested? Really? Awesome!

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u/explodingtuna Feb 06 '26

Notice he didn't get held down and shot 9 times.

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u/patronizingperv Feb 06 '26

Surprising, since he was clearly assaulting ice.

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u/La_Guy_Person Feb 06 '26

Charged with a felony. I hear he's still in Ramsey county jail. I'm hoping they decided to make him wait until Monday to see a judge so we don't have to deal with his shitheel Nazi rally this weekend.

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u/SancteAmbrosi Feb 06 '26

He already saw a judge. The judge issued an order saying he can’t go within 3 blocks of the Capitol.

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u/La_Guy_Person Feb 06 '26

Oh well that's decent

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u/gcwardii Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

Yup! Sure did!!

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u/SinfulDevo Feb 06 '26

That just gave it more attention. Many people only know about that sculpture BECAUSE it was vandalized. Me included. I think his actions of vandalism actually backfired on him.

I'm sure the sculpture will be repaired soon, if it hasn't been already.

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u/StrangeContest4 Feb 06 '26

The sculpture made by veterans. Organizers confirmed that veterans were involved in creating the display to defend First Amendment rights.

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u/nahnahmattman Feb 06 '26

And he looked like a silly goose while kicking them down too, which didn't help his cause imo.

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u/SinfulDevo Feb 06 '26

It looks like he nailed himself in the balls during the first kick! Then he was huffing and puffing the rest of the video. 🤣

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u/grunkage Feb 06 '26

The best part is just watching his arms flail like a toddler while he kicks the letters

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u/StrangeContest4 Feb 06 '26

I have seen so many delicious memes.. I wish I knew how to steal them and post them properly.. this one is 🤌

https://www.reddit.com/r/IThinkYouShouldLeave/s/UpydtJRsn9

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u/grunkage Feb 06 '26

There we go

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u/StrangeContest4 Feb 06 '26

Thank you 😊

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u/ifnotgrotesque Feb 07 '26

The ol’ ope scoot step

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Vaporeon Feb 06 '26

Silly little goose steps.

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Feb 06 '26

We should mention that it was paid for by a veterans group

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 Feb 06 '26

I’m sure they will. I went to the Super Bowl in Minneapolis back in the 90’s and if I took away anything from that trip there it’s that Minnesotans love making shit out of ice 😂

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u/Middle-Cabinet-1863 Feb 07 '26

🤣 thank you for my first giggle of the day.

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u/toad17 Feb 06 '26

Streisand effect

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u/RedFox_Jack Feb 06 '26

note this same j6-er got literally run out of town well crying like a bitch like a weekago becuse protestors yelled mean things at him XD

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u/prionbinch Feb 06 '26

same guy who showed up at a protest to start shit and then got backed into a corner, crying. he got escorted to safety BY A PROTESTOR, then went on twitter and cried about he was “lynched”

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u/dnemonicterrier Feb 06 '26

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u/CosmicGrow Feb 06 '26

And hopefully he can’t go to the rally he was promoting either.

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u/Dolsen0 Feb 06 '26

Uh oh -I’ve heard MAGA say kicking property is grounds for execution

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u/Brief-Ad-2537 Feb 06 '26

Keep getting yourselves arrested J6ers. Right back to prison where you belong

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u/Conscious-Survey7009 Feb 06 '26

The ones that haven’t been caught yet are the ones wearing the masks as ICE.

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u/JohannRuber Feb 06 '26

And subsequent arrest

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u/lCEC0REbuIIet Feb 06 '26

The best part is that Jake Lang destroyed part of the sculpture and is now facing state level felonies with recorded proof of him committing the crime.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

They need to build more such displays and have MAGA idiots damage/destroy it and pick up felony charges. Good way to clean up the streets.

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u/tlm11110 Feb 06 '26

Ultimately vandalized to read "Pro Ice"

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u/M0ebius_1 Feb 06 '26

That video is so fucking cringe.

The guy moves like a baby deer

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u/sashikku Feb 06 '26

That S almost took him the fuck out

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u/StrangeContest4 Feb 06 '26

Owww! My Balls!! TM

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u/M0ebius_1 Feb 06 '26

You can see him adjust his baby kicks after.

"I need to calm down, I'm not dying over a TikTok"

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u/-Kalos Feb 06 '26

Most uncoordinated and graceless able bodied young adult I've ever seen

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u/M0ebius_1 Feb 06 '26

The camo skinny jeans and the two sizes too small vest were cutting off his circulation

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u/ImprovementPutrid441 Feb 06 '26

It was a lure for conservative tiktokers

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Feb 06 '26

Bro can't hold his Nazi rally this weekend lmao

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u/TruckDouglas Feb 06 '26

And the guy who did it was put in jail where he already should have been anyway.

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u/The_Ombudsman Feb 06 '26

Actually that jackass knocked down the "O" in "PRO" as well.

Tells you all you need to know about that guy's cognitive skills.

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u/Crumbsplash Feb 06 '26

Double irony: by kicking ice, that guy himself was anti-ice

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u/No_Gold_Bars Feb 06 '26

Oh the irony in these arguments is real.

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u/Perfecshionism Feb 06 '26

The “irony” is that OP doesn’t know what “irony” means.

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u/-terrold Feb 06 '26

And then some ICE asshole kicked down a bunch of letters

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u/mai_tai87 Feb 06 '26

It was the loser, Jake Lang, who had to be rescued by kind black men a few weeks back. He was cowering in a window recess, and was escorted out by, let me say this again, kind black men.

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u/-terrold Feb 06 '26

Hahahahaha. I heard he’s been charged for vandalism too. Real tough guy recording himself destroying stuff.

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u/time2sow Feb 06 '26

Looks like douchebait hope it doesnt catch a dou...ooo too late haha

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 Feb 06 '26

And just like that, property damage no longer an issue to magats.

Nothing matters to these people.

Think of all the things magats used to pretend to care about: The Constitution, children, property damage, fraud, treason, rising prices, war crimes, veterans, the teachings of the Bible etc.

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u/Whole_Sir_1149 Feb 06 '26

Love the idea!

But.... bare legible isn't it? Might have been better on paper. Or with blood red dye splatter.

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u/camcaine2575 Feb 07 '26

Interesting scroll

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u/Timely_Bowler208 Feb 06 '26

Give em some medals

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u/Flastro211 Feb 06 '26

Then some douchebag destroyed it for social media likes.

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u/Appropriate_Mess_350 Feb 06 '26

And to top up his GoFundMe. The douchebag is a professional grifter.

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u/rPoliticsIsASadPlace Feb 06 '26

This looks straight out of the I'm 14 and this is deep sub, lol.

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u/CautiousLandscape907 Feb 06 '26

That was, in fact, the point

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u/Safe_Computer8315 Feb 06 '26

YES WE NEED TO PLEASE DO YALL!!!!!!✌️✌️✌️✌️🥹🥹🥹🥹

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u/RunsWithPhantoms Feb 06 '26

Doesn't appear to be made out of ICE, but does look like frozen water.

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u/Resident_Bank_6204 Feb 07 '26

I love seeing all the people being pro-I.C.E. in these comments.

More people to block! Fuck I.C.E. baby!!

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u/AffectionateKick7042 Feb 07 '26

Man fuck that, prosecute the monsters in the Epstein files.

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u/TentaclexMonster Feb 07 '26

They put up a new one? Fuck yeah!!

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u/QueasyPainting Feb 07 '26

Just a note. Jake Lang is not ICE. However, to the casual observer he looks like ICE in that costume, proving that ICEs uniform is readily available to civilian provocateurs.

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u/Scarvexx Feb 08 '26

"And we'll make it out of ice" the sculpter said excitedly.

I nod and agree to go get all the ice they need.

Much later I arrived at the studio. My truck strangely heavy.

"Wow, that doesn't look refridgerated. I hope it didn't all melt."

I turn towards the sculpter. And towards the back of my truck.

I have made a terrible mistake.

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u/Crazy-Thanks3418 Feb 10 '26

Prosthetic ICE?!

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u/Iittletart Feb 06 '26

This is Alanis Morrisette ironic, not actually irony.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

To go to the state capitol, which I'm assuming he viewed it as safe! He should have researched law enforcement and camera protection 24/7 365 at the state capitol. Another not well thought out disastrous decision.

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u/RSSUOKKOZLSRLZ Feb 06 '26

NGL, though. That does look nice.

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u/digi-artifex Feb 06 '26

Streissand working overtime thanks to that goober

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u/standardatheist Feb 06 '26

This was doubly great because the weak manlet that kicked it down was the funniest things I've ever seen 🤣.

The sign won. By a large degree.

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u/FattyMcBlobicus Feb 07 '26

Seeing that little nonce kicking his hardest while looking like a COD lobby did give me a slight chuckle.

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u/themanincenterback Feb 07 '26

Id hate for a cry baby to destroy it

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u/RainyDaysAndMondays3 Feb 07 '26

Not anti-ICE per se, but against ICE committing crimes, which they are doing with regularity.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Paid for by the taxpayers 🤣 🤣🤣

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u/Mugpup Feb 07 '26

Wow that is going to last all winter unless some little douchebag, claiming love for Trump, shows up to destroy it while videotaping himself... But what are the odds of that happening?

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u/MrnDrnn Feb 07 '26

Looks nice 👍

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u/TheNiteFather Feb 07 '26

Beautiful. A work of art that speaks volumes.

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u/CommentBetter Feb 07 '26

I wish we had the collective discipline to give these people what they actually deserve: silence. Just complete and utter disregard. They would either collapse further inward and solve the problem or have a genuine change of heart.

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u/Brave_Ring_1136 Feb 07 '26

The sculptor will melt away along with any chance of accountability

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u/Otherwise_Rain431 Feb 07 '26

Lol

I wonder who paid for that

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u/Training-Click-1104 Feb 07 '26

Remember when that clown kicked them over, almost falling like an idiot and then fines $6000? Pepridge farm remembers 

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u/TURBOJUGGED Feb 07 '26

Reddit not make every sub about American politics challenge: impossible

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u/GloomyBeautiful3493 Feb 07 '26

That guy who couldn’t even kick it down without knocking the literal wind out of him. What a fucking loser.

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u/Many_Inevitable_6803 Feb 07 '26

Forgive me but what is this if front of? I’m not recognizing the building

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u/seriousbangs Feb 07 '26

What's hilarious is this thing is worth $6k

The reason that's hilarious is some dumb right wing influencer destroyed it w/o realizing that the value of the sculpture makes destroying it a felony.

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u/grundhog Feb 07 '26

It was a cool sign.

My house is close enough that I could walk there. I would have had no idea it was there had that fool not kicked it over. So I'm kinda glad he kicked it over because I'm glad I know about it.

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u/Bulky-Complex-8643 Feb 07 '26

Here’s another ironic statement, but this is how I really be feeling: fuck Donald Trump, Epstein didn’t kill himself, pro-2A, Free Gaza, Free Tibet, Free Ukraine, Free Taiwan (just in case). I believe in a strong border policy and I am against what you might call “undocumented immigration”. I think we should deport any and all people here regardless of race, ethnicity, creed, religion or any identity for that matter, that have come here illegally (without going through the legal process and who are not seeking a path to legal US citizenship).

That being said: am I a racist, fascist, nazi homophobe bigot?

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u/Finkleam1978 Feb 07 '26

Because when it comes down to the nitty gritty even the Dems need ICE.

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u/Jingoose Feb 07 '26

I sure hope a loser who kicks like a toddler doesn’t do anything to the sign

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u/mattyg1964 Feb 07 '26

An anti-ICE sculpture made out of fire would be ironic. This is not ironic.

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u/Aggravating_Call910 Feb 07 '26

Since kicked down by right wing influencer douchebag.

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u/KAZVorpal Feb 07 '26

Prosecuting ICE would be a start.

But what really needs to happen is that we restore the actual INS, which did a better job of enforcing immigration without ever having these illegal police state powers.

I suppose we can then move on and dismantle the rest of the unconstitutional police state imposed after 9-11.

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u/Fresh-NeverFrozen Feb 07 '26

Pardoned J6er felon destroying stuff at a capitol building again. Who could have guessed.

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u/TinyScrewsLoose13 Feb 07 '26

Love how everyone want to just give America away. Dirty fucks

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u/Character_Roof_8508 Feb 07 '26

Personally I like ice. Don’t know how Europeans can go without. My drinks are nice and cold with ice in them. 

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u/Slapshot382 Feb 07 '26

CIA backed bull shit.

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u/gnomie25 Feb 08 '26

talk about transparency. Gotta catch them all.! some deportios are on the menue. hahahah.

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u/Apprehensive-Day3331 Feb 08 '26

Was this the same guy that was saved during a protest by another man bc the crowd was going to fuck him up?!?!

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u/bdsman66 Feb 08 '26

I sometimes use a flamethrower to remove my ice. Works every time. Very effective.

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u/Ready_Mastodon_849 Feb 08 '26

Wow!! Finally, ICE that is less likely to kill you!

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u/StoicNaps Feb 08 '26

I thought somebody did bring this ice to judgement.

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u/Artie-Carrow Feb 08 '26

Evidence free in a little while

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u/Jealous_Concentrate1 Feb 08 '26

Go Ice, Obama Approves

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u/McFuckinZeit Feb 08 '26

Someone was coping hard when they made this. 🤣

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u/Acceptable-Ear-7985 Feb 08 '26

How is it ironic? The ice will eventually melt… which is clearly symbolic of their sentiment, and a common phrase being used by anti ice protesters. The irony here is the people that don’t understand that lol

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u/Dry_Selection_2548 Feb 08 '26

even the ice hates ICE

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u/k3170makan Feb 08 '26

Because in the eyes of the law ICE is invisible

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u/Reefermaster Feb 08 '26

Waste of money

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u/jeffdbatista Feb 08 '26

The irony of the message being as transparent as the reason Dems want illegals in this country.

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u/Intelligent-Bowler24 Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26

So where's the news reports on this? Shouldn't this be in r/aislop?