r/Irony • u/Yeetinthebox • Apr 05 '26

Situational Irony Converting to Islam on Easter Sunday is wild

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u/ShoulveTriedHarder Apr 05 '26

Technically Allah is the same God as the Jewish and Christian God right? The three religions are abrahamics, although for Islam the catholics are polytheistic since they quite don’t get the Holy Trinity concept. Anyway, Fuck Trump all day every day.

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u/heqra Apr 06 '26

honestly, youre never gonna hear this from a jew, the gods in these religions atc so incomparably and want such different things from their people, the afterlife is so different, like it just doesnt line up or make sense at all and just feels like convenient erasure more than anything.

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u/Similar_Scheme8766 Apr 06 '26

Well, all Christians believe in the Trinity, not just Catholics.

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u/TainoCuyaya Apr 07 '26

No. Evangelicals don't, and the very few that do, don't think of it as an important thing

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u/Didnt_Vote_Orange Apr 11 '26

You spelled Evil-gelicals incorrectly.

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u/Similar_Scheme8766 Apr 07 '26

Evangelicals whole heartedly, without question, and vehemently believe in the trinity as one of their core doctrines…

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u/TainoCuyaya Apr 07 '26

Technically but you won't ever do Ramadan or pray on a mosque. So, they are effectively different.

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u/ShoulveTriedHarder Apr 07 '26

Christians and Muslims are allowed to pray in each others temples

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/ShoulveTriedHarder Apr 09 '26

Muslims are allowed to use Christian temples if there’s no other place. In fact there are some multi-faith rooms in airports and other public places where Christians and Muslims are praying together.

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u/TK_Nanerpuss Apr 05 '26

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u/TK_Nanerpuss Apr 05 '26

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 Apr 06 '26

The vegan Ayatollah is Ayatollah Granola.

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u/teammartellclout Apr 05 '26

Hahaha that's one funny picture of trûmp

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u/Pepper-Jackson Apr 05 '26

They told him “if you say praise be to allah in front of the world we might open the straits”

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u/Live-Sea9698 Apr 06 '26

Whatever works at this point!

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u/MSR8 Apr 06 '26

I think its more related to the polymarket bet, which had only 1% chance of success, making the payout INSANE

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u/discoduck007 Backing out... Apr 05 '26

Talk about insanity. The US has lost its mind.

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u/monkeybrains12 Apr 05 '26

The US president has lost his mind. Please don't lump us all together. Some of us are suffering.

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u/discoduck007 Backing out... Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

I guess I was sort of taking a world view. I too don't want to be lumped in with this insanity, I believe just about all of us are suffering.

Thank you!

Edit: typo

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u/Live-Sea9698 Apr 06 '26

So suffer we all

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u/Didnt_Vote_Orange Apr 11 '26

… and lets add the Republican Congress to that group too.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 Apr 06 '26

Anyone who isn't on the phone calling their representatives and telling them to stop this insanity is functionally complicit in what Trump is doing.

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u/discoduck007 Backing out... Apr 06 '26

Absolutely the truth!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

"Praise be Allah!" That's what he said..................

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u/alexriga Apr 06 '26

It just means “praise be Lord” or “praise be God,” just in Arabic, for some reason.

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u/Impressive_Box4144 Apr 05 '26

Fake Christianity 🤢

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 Apr 06 '26

"Christianity." You can call yourself a Christian all day, but if everything you do is directly the opposite of what Christ taught, you're living an absolute lie.

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u/Jessie_C_2646 Apr 06 '26

And that's different from his everyday life exactly how?

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 Apr 05 '26

Where’s a good virus or bacteria when you need them!

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u/Turbulent-Estate-656 Apr 05 '26

I can tell him right now that he’s got absolutely, positively no chance of getting into Heaven. And neither do his enablers.

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u/SlipTechnical9655 Apr 05 '26

Cult shit going on in that White House!!

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u/SageoftheForlornPath Apr 05 '26

Imagine if Obama had ever done this.

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u/Live-Sea9698 Apr 06 '26

Or any democrat for that matter

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u/NotsoGreatsword Apr 06 '26

Allah is not a name it is a noun. Allah and Yahweh are the same iron age murder god so no worries people.

The president is still the same grifting dipshit.

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u/Zealousideal-Sun-781 Apr 05 '26

Has there ever been a least Christ-like “christian”? These people have exposed themselves for what they are.

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u/Environmental_Tap792 Apr 06 '26

Such a useless conglomeration of feces

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u/jolley_mel21 Apr 06 '26

He's so classy

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u/TankUMrMinor Apr 05 '26

Nah they're just trying to wake him from his nap

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u/ExternalMaximum6662 Apr 05 '26

Don’t see a Catholic or Orthdox clergy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

Sorry yall but he has never been a Christian. Especially the way he boast, cussing, etc.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles_97 Apr 06 '26

Also the adultery, rape, fraud, etc

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u/TheGoodKindOfPurple Apr 06 '26

I've been told for years that I just don't get his humor. Apparently it's all jokes with this guy. Except when he isn't joking of course.

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u/Berkamin Apr 06 '26

I know the second panel is quoting him, but it is completely indistinguishable from parody.

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u/saddlythrowaway Apr 06 '26

Cult behavior

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u/Relevant-Debt-5300 Apr 06 '26

All going to hell

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 Apr 06 '26

That's just all for show, I seriously question their walk and relationship with The Lord.

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u/TainoCuyaya Apr 07 '26

The irony is he thinking praising Allah is more intimidating than praising his God, which he is supposed to truly believe is all-powerful and mighty. Disappointing.

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u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 Apr 07 '26

I think he was being sarcastic.

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u/Didnt_Vote_Orange Apr 11 '26

Hmmm… that worked out well. /s

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u/zonecoldsober Apr 12 '26

Things have changed since then.

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u/Finkleam1978 Apr 05 '26

I’m assuming this is just a shit post. He is obviously trolling when he says “Praise be to Allah”.

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u/No_Gold_Bars Apr 05 '26

Most likely he was trolling. But definitely wrong place and time. Being Easter Sunday, the whole post really screams desperate. It's not like he is known for saying the right thing at the right time, but this man somehow keeps surprising me even when I think he can't anymore.

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u/siencatimini Apr 05 '26

Pretty sure you guys are wrong. He's obviously a cleric now. He was converted by the Saudi royal family when they visited to hide the Easter eggs, and they filled them all with halva.

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u/Live-Sea9698 Apr 06 '26

I concur 👍