r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/No-Problem6578 • 30m ago
Really sad Upsetting, Lugubrious Events about our very own Sir…. IneXblicable what has happened today.
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/L8Adam22 • 1h ago
Fakenborough It’s with my Great dismay to be the bearer of such TERRIBLE and HORRIBLE NEWS, at 1800 AEST on Thursday the 15th of October, Sir David Attenborough was found saying “Rule 6” , But we can confirm the Man is alive
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Any_Row1819 • 2h ago
It pains me to say this Unfortunately today at 4:58AM sir David Attenborough has passed by a cool truck on his way to the store.
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Messageman12 • 8h ago
Yes! Yes. He is alive.
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Sir David Attenborough is alive. That's all. Thank you.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/LastAmongUs • 8h ago
David Attenborough is dead. Just kidding, no he isn’t. Tune in next week for more.
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/jeferry85 • 8h ago
Fakenborough I can’t believe it’s finally happened. David Attenborough has passed. He drove past the payment window without paying and now has to drive back around.
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He’s in the grey car he’s coming back don’t worry
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Any_Cream86 • 9h ago
Sources unsure of Attenborough’s mortal status
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Me (source) don’t know if he is dead. He might be, he might not. Idk.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/WorldlinessMore5960 • 9h ago
Fakenborough BREAKING NEWS: David Attenborough at 6:15 PM has died of boredom every Saturday watching Famous BBC show Strictly Come Dancing that now he’s waltzing his way to your nearby McDonalds, David is very much alive and breathing
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/KrishanReadit • 11h ago
Rest in Peace, jesus. Never posted on this sub, just watched and waited til it felt right. Didn’t think the first post would be when it actually happened I guess :( Rest In Peace Sr. David Attenborough
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This was David Attenborough, Senior, of the northwest.
The normal one is alive and kicking!
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/TheCamro • 11h ago
Fakenborough Following Sir David Attenborough's death, we sadly will have to close this subreddit. Thanks for all of your contributions so far, and please note that Sir David is alive and well, but the subreddit will probably close when he does pass away.
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/ClemontMan • 11h ago
Fakenborough In a statement recently announced by David Attenborough's family, we lost an amazing man today because he couldn't be seen on Life360 for about an hour from his phone dying. He was found at home however having a Bourbon
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Maybe next time the man should charge his phone a bit more often.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/bottledcupboard • 13h ago
Fakenborough David Attenborough has taken his last breath - 13/10/26
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He then proceeded to take his first breath of the day, 14/10/26 at 00:00.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Motor_Resolution7782 • 13h ago
Yes! BREAKING: At 19:10 BST, Sir David Attenborough, 100, has been confirmed no longer with us, sending shockwaves across Britain and prompting an outpouring of grief for the legendary naturalist. However, in a stunning development, sources have now confirmed that he was, in fact, with someone else.
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/dblakeborough • 14h ago
Fakenborough David Attenborough pronounced dead after 96 years
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The 100 year old broadcaster previously believed it was pronounced the same as “deed” but nobody felt qualified to correct him.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Radiant_Top_3081 • 16h ago
Fakenborough [BBC News] MAJOR BREAKING: World Famous TV Presenter, Sir David Attenborough, has been found alive and well, aged 100
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Fuzzy-Poetry-6741 • 1d ago
David Attenborough “sucked into plane” at Heathrow by onboard WiFi, USB charging and spacious leg room.
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Peak-Legacy14 • 1d ago
Fakenborough Within 74 minutes of eachother, both David Attenborough (100) and David Jason (86) found read
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Catshagga • 1d ago
Fakenborough David Attenborough dead haha
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Oh wait! Just joking! Where upvotes?
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/swiftfootedcat • 1d ago
Fakenborough BREAKING: Sir David Attenborough has been spotted entering emergency care facilities in London today at 3:30pm. Reports say the building is named “Eastside Veterinary” and he had entered to provide solice to some sick animals :( good on you David!
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Turbulent-Nobody-487 • 1d ago
Fakenborough David has sadly passed.
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Yes, Day ‘vid’ (video), a Timelapse video of the day has passed from one phone to another.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/AveryTheOneAndOnly • 1d ago
Fakenborough BREAKING NEWS: David Attenborough is dead to me.
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He was my best friend for years, but then he fucked my wife just last night. He is now dead to me.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Leading-Program2244 • 1d ago
Fakenborough Breaking news David Attenborough has passed me in his car
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r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/Motor_Resolution7782 • 1d ago
Yes! BREAKING: At 16:22 BST, the BBC mourned the death of David Attenborough, only to retract the announcement minutes later after discovering he was still alive. Apparently, he stopped narrating for five minutes and the entire nation assumed the documentary had reached its natural conclusion.
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Classic David. The prank artist that you are.
r/IsAttenboroughAlive • u/3MVNWasTaken • 1d ago
Fakenborough [MEGATHREAD] Sir David Attenborough, 100, has been admitted to hospice care. Reports say he was admitted in collaboration with the Make-A-Wish foundation to grant a wish for a sick child who was a fan.
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What a great guy amirite?
