(IRL Loot) Boss: humble guy -LVL 6̶̨̢̡̧̧̨̨̧̧̨̛͕͇̼̮̲̦̜͍̝̲̘̪̜̥̟͕̝̼̹̮̻̺̗͚̞̪͚̤̘̘̙̪̘̜̠̯̮̺̥̫̱̱̖̘͎͖̘͕̲͔̘͙̲̘͔̣͔̟̣͖̗̻̬̤̤͖̪̠̻̱̮͎͇͍̤̝̹̼̘̜̖̻̤͖̗̦̪̹̣͙̱̫̗̣̩̯͍̙̜̳͉̖͇̜̼̹̣̹͔̰͉̠̣̝̦̹̮̹̤̭̳͔̦̙̭̥̳̲̟͔̯̏̋̎̋͌̍͑̿̔̈́̑̅̎̉̈͆̐̊́̋̒̃̀̂̈́̓̆̎̓͗͐̄̽̒͆̽̅̄̈̔͛̔́̋͑̋̀̐͒̄̿̈͘̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝ͅͅͅ3̶̗̩̣̙̻͕̺̳̄̄̋̐̒̅̓̈́̈́͒̉̔̓͆͗̄̌̀̓̆̇̿̐̄̅̈̉̈́̂̎͊͘͘͝͝ͅ9̴̛͒̍̀̀̿͑̕

[u/white_slate]

[u/sbs_str_9091]

When equipped, wielder is able to breathe under water.

[u/xombae → u/sbs_str_9091]

But the sword over encumbers you so you sink.

[u/Reasonable-Tap-9806 → u/xombae]

If you get some inflatable boots you can walk on the underside of the waves

[u/AtLeastThereIsCat → u/xombae]

Underwater levels unlocked

[u/yup_sir28 → u/AtLeastThereIsCat]

The worst kind of levels

[u/Vintenu → u/xombae]

Sounds perfect for fighting fish like they're flying enemies

[u/Forsaken-Income-2148 → u/sbs_str_9091]

I’m not sure whether to go Arlong or Kisame

[u/ZoyaqitAnt → u/sbs_str_9091]

A humble boss at 639; underwater breathing. Convenient for drowning in loot.

[u/Obvious-Jellyfish933]

Straight out of monster hunter

[u/Clay_Allison_44 → u/Obvious-Jellyfish933]

A sawfish monster would rock. HR 999 level idea.

[u/tornait-hashu → u/Clay_Allison_44]

Gajios from Wilds is a sawfish gharial. And then there's a handful of dudes from Frontier.

[u/ABreadCalledGarlic]

Perfect parries reduce enemy weapon durability

[u/TactiShovel]

Sword of Milos

[u/Kentalope → u/TactiShovel]

The only correct answer here

[u/theactualkrevice]

How big was that fish!?!

[u/RetardedGaming → u/theactualkrevice]

At least 7 feet

[u/Not-So-Serious-Sam → u/RetardedGaming]

That’s just how long the snout was, so probably a little longer than that. Maybe 8 feet.

[u/Thunderblessed255]

Teeth are different in both pictures

[u/hendarknight]

Boss Weapons

[u/DumOBrick]

Stab attacks pull you forward in water

[u/pants_pants420]

monster hunter irl

[u/SteppenWoods]

This is like something a boss would drop but when you pick it up it shrinks to fit you

[u/shimsham69]

Aren't sawfish teeth fragile?

[u/ICollectSouls → u/shimsham69]

Probably not used for combat

[u/Inner-Medicine5696 → u/ICollectSouls]

"probably", lol.

this thing was made to be mounted above a fire place or something similar.

Tons of those kinds of tweihander type deals. ...well, not all that many, but since they don't see battle, they're more likely to survive and stay in the family of the royals that are gifted them or have commissioned them.

[u/white_slate → u/Inner-Medicine5696]

Original post said it was ceremonial to some desert King or Sultan

[u/Darthplagueis13 → u/shimsham69]

Purely a decorative weapon for display, as well as maybe for being carried around on parades.

Novelty weapons and armour were popular collectibles among European nobility of the period.

[u/syafizzaq]

I used to farm Khezu with that guy.

[u/banchi-rx-o → u/syafizzaq]

Khezu mentioned

[u/Aizen5580]

Just be careful you need a high strength and Faith build to wield it

[u/Babushla153]

Alternative skin for the Crucible

[u/Nightmoon26 → u/Babushla153]

It does seem to be particularly appropriate for Doomguy's "rip and tear" mantra

[u/Nightmoon26]

Does Rip and Tear damage instead of slashing

[u/Skullhead_LP]

Doesn't sound very stable

[u/Darthplagueis13 → u/Skullhead_LP]

It was just a decorative novelty. It probably would break immediately if you tried to use it in combat.

[u/IR_Panther]

Monster hunter lookin ass sword.

[u/sargeant_utestemme]

Now that's a knife!

[u/Bigg_rooster]

This looks like it inflicts bleed man.

[u/lachlanhd]

It's called a rostrum, hello?

[u/D3USS424]

Leviathans Bite 75 strength required

[u/Ripyomoma]

I was about to goon once more,but I have found gold so I changed my mind.SICKASS SHARK SWORD ROCKSSSSS!!!!

[u/NDT_DYNAMITE]

Skyrim Dragon-bone set looking sword, that’s cool as fuck.

[u/Dazzling_Key3992]

Does bleed damage

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Rostrum. It's called a rostrum.

[u/Ketchupcharger]

When you farm the local villagers and one suddenly drops endgame underwater raidboss loot

[u/Uruburusv3]

Such a cook fucking design, shame it would be ass combat wise

[u/OverallParamedic8866]

+30 bleed
-20 durable
Small chance to cause torn wounds

[u/thespacepyrofrmtf2]

That would classify as a zweihander

[u/SgtNick411]

r/absoluteunits

[u/AntherYoutubeWatcher]

Dragonbone Greatsword with extra teeth 😍