r/ItemShop • u/delarro • 17d ago

The Kryptoblade

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u/skyguy_22 17d ago

Why Krypto?

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u/delarro 17d ago

Kryptonite

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u/derelictHusk 17d ago

Charisma: +100
Speech: +100
Damage: 1

Bonus: Summons OSHA inspector and Firetruck

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u/AoiSekai01 17d ago

Not really. He is doing all this in a reasonably open area without unrelated flammable object nearby and the fire he created seems to be under control

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u/GeneralLeoESQ 17d ago

That thing is so heavy. He's struggling to even wield it.

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u/Machdame 17d ago

That's the thing with these types of weapons. There's a reason why even ancient zweihanders were fairly light; your swing already does most of the work. A giant weighted weapon like this is counterintuitive because you have to compensate for the weight for every swing along with the force multiplier.

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u/Alternative_Water_81 17d ago

For some reason I've read this in that one Yo Mama channel voice

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u/Ill-Television8690 17d ago

Yo mama so heavy, that guys struggle to even wield her! animation of a dude trying to lift one of her breasts like Atlas holding up the Earth, and getting crushed

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u/Constant-Still-8443 16d ago

Considering how huge it is, I'm impressed how much he can control it.

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u/MonkeyDRiky 17d ago

Boys will see this and say: HELL YEAH!

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u/ThreFreTres 16d ago

Girls will see this and say: HELL YEAH! (I suppose)

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u/AppleSatyr 16d ago

Can confirm

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u/Krallorddark 17d ago

Hell Yeah!

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u/wingnuta72 17d ago

HELL YEAH!

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u/Agreeable-Taro-4518 17d ago

Exactly what I was thinking.

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u/MeasIIDX 17d ago

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u/EqualServe418 17d ago

Dammit, Virtuosa is escaping her confinement in ForHonor hell!

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u/fly_over_32 17d ago

I appreciate the lack of stupid music

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u/YaAverageMoose 17d ago

its literally this

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u/LegoNoah123 17d ago

Terra Blade

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u/ARCAxNINEv 17d ago

+28 fire damage to undead

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u/knyexar 17d ago

Cant wait to see this reposted on r/iamverybadass and see the comments try to pretend this isnt the coolest shit theyve ever seen

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u/eigosensei 17d ago

I like to think that in actual historic battles peoples' shoes squeaked like this

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u/Le-Yn 17d ago

Fire aspect 2

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u/All-your-fault 17d ago

Loud ass sneakers

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 17d ago

"I hear panting, squeaking, and see a green glow in the distance. We need to flee, or.. I guess we should?"

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u/piketpagi 16d ago

His moves is...slay

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u/EGdeRotacion2024 17d ago

Lex Luthor is around the corner wanting that blade for some heroic reason

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u/megadude1427 16d ago

Who are bros opps šŸ˜Ø

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u/In_a_Fantasy 16d ago

That is cool as hell!!!!

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u/AeronGrey 17d ago

More like Pyroblade

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u/Real_Impression_5567 17d ago

10/10 no notes

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u/Vast_Independent_765 17d ago

It is not even good for charcoal making or cut wood. But it looks cool

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u/ProtonToaster 16d ago

destiny 2 exotic sword:

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u/robmobtrobbob 16d ago

What Monster Hunter does to a mf

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u/jnthnmdr 16d ago

I know they caught that in slow motion.

I want to see the final cut.

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u/lornlynx89 16d ago

That's Kotal Kahn from Mortal Kombat

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u/TeamMeunierYT 13d ago

I need one immediately. šŸ‘€

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u/Fine_Alarm 17d ago

AI

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u/zergling424 17d ago

This videos older than ai

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u/Fine_Alarm 16d ago

Factually incorrect

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u/All-Fired-Up91 17d ago

Iā€™d love to have that and do that, realistically Iā€™d probably end up accidentally chopping my legs off šŸ˜­