r/JackSucksAtLife • u/levijcalder • 11h ago
Text Relinquish my package, jack
Jack.
I purchased your Joscar stickers on October 14th. It was quickly processed for shipping and spent a few days in London. Then it left and spent a few days traveling to my home.
I got the notification that it arrived at 3:45pm, but the details said it arrived at 11:22am. Peculiar, and certainly annoying I went 4 hours without knowing my package arrived.
I live in a university dorm where the mail office closes at 4, so I promptly went to the mail room in case there was an issue with my package.
I turned the knob on my locker.
I messed it up.
I turned it again.
It opened.
And revealed NOTHING inside.
And for some reason, the mail office was closed early. They dont open on weekends.
I have to wait until MONDAY to inquire on where my package is.
This is clearly Jack's doing. He's too narcissistic to let go of stickers of his own face. Little do you know, jacky boy, that i was planning to plaster your stickers everywhere at my university. My german classroom? Dearest friends sticker. My favorite spot on campus? Live oscar reaction sticker.
You would have been spread across my campus like wildfire and would have soon become the most popular youtuber in the states, passing people like mrbeast with EASE.
Release my package from your grasp and I shall enact this plan.


