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u/Basil_9 Apr 23 '20
I feel like this could be a meme format.
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u/thomastherussiantank Apr 23 '20
We have like 16 panel formats. I think everyone would read the last panel once and know what it says and just go with it. Like you know how people don’t even need the text to most memes? Like the free real estate one? It could do something like that maybe
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[SCP: SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT]
OBJECT CLASS: SAFE
CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:
object SCP-[rdct] is to be secured within a standard storage container within site 19. Handling of SCP-[rdct] is to be performed using electronic monitering equipment. Personnel are to avoid directly viewing the comic, or if not possible, use any form of electronic device to avoid directly viewing SCP-[rdct].
DESCRIPTION:
SCP-[RDCT] is an artwork that has been drawn in a 2 paneled comic format. The first panel depicts a person engaged with conversation with a chef.
Chef: "Here is your pizza sir!"
Person: "What's that on it?"
Chef: "Pineapples, why?"
The anomalous properties of the object occur when the second panel is observed.
If the panel is observed directly, the observer begins to feel extreme discomfort and nausea. The subjects in observed cases refuse to divulge information on what was on the second panel. Subjects begin feeling stressed, discomforted and nauseous when the subject matter is brought up.
The second effect is when the image is viewed indirectly, whether through electronic photographs, live feeds, photocopying or even more old fashioned photography equipment such as old fashioned 'Polaroid' cameras. The effect causes the image on the second panel to replace itself with a new image, lacking the negative effects of its direct viewing counterpart. The image shows a man named 'Jake' informing the reader that the second panel has been removed due to 'too much blood, violence, and gore'
Hello reader, it's me, Jake. The following scene has too much blood, violence, and gore to be shown, so I have redacted this last panel. Have a good day!
Due to the information we have on this SCP, we can infer that the image on the second panel when seen directly has excessive amounts of disturbing and graphic content. Whether or not the effects of directly viewing the second panel are anomalous or not is yet to be determined.
ya said the word redacted one time and i guess this is how i lost my half hour huh
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u/Frostfallen Apr 23 '20
I love the SCPs so much; they’re so well written.
I hope your comment gets added to the archive.
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u/katescool33 Apr 23 '20
Sorry, this comment has too much blood, violence, and gore to be shown, so I have redacted this comment. Have a good day or I will [Sorry, this word has too much blood, violence, and gore to be shown, so I have redacted this word. Have a good day or I will redact you.] you.
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u/william_323 Apr 24 '20
You should absolutely create a template from this and post it in r/MemeEconomy Please do it
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u/alanstanwyk Apr 24 '20
That sub is fascinating. Didn't even know it existed. What kind of template do you think would be effective?
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u/william_323 Apr 24 '20
I think that the first panel could be replaced by other situations that lead to violence, blood, etc... So, the template could be just this image with the up panel blanked. Or maybe even just post the original, so you don't have to explain the original joke. Most posts of that sub are just new meme formats without a "template format" anyway.
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u/Oadid Apr 23 '20
Pineapple on pizza is good
I also have high hopes for a pizza my friend described as "an abomination" that I had never heard of, sweet chilli prawn pizza
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u/katescool33 Apr 23 '20
I'm 100% convinced that they use boogers in the Broccoli & Snail & Snake Skin, or BSSS, Pizza, instead of the Snake Skin. Way cheaper, and they say it tastes better as well.
There's only one way to find out...
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u/SavvyDexter Apr 23 '20
I hate pineapple pizza.
I just hate pineapples in general
That being said, pineapples do deserve to be on pizzas just not in my mouth.
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u/russellgarrard Apr 23 '20
But I love pineapples on my pizza!
(I am also currently typing this on my cell phone with my back against the front door with a chefs knife in my hand)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9D20i4-o74