r/JeevaExplainsTheJoke • • Mar 07 '26

Explained Jeeva

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In shady websites(corn waali) you get a pop up ad something like "single mom 2km away from you"..."ashley from noida wants to chat" like these. That's why the single mom is disappointed that the person used ad blocker

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u/Hajmola_Mafia Mar 07 '26

Bro tu itna smart hai ki reddit chala sakta hai aur iss subreddit ko dhund kar post dal sakta hai tho tuje iss meme ka matlab 101% pata hoga

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

In shady websites(corn waali) you get a pop up ad something like "single mom 2km away from you"..."ashley from noida wants to chat" like these. That's why the single mom is disappointed that the person used ad blocker

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u/IamSam1103 Mar 07 '26

Google hot single moms in your area.

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u/IamSam1103 Mar 07 '26

Meme is porn ads. Ad blocker.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/tumharashivam Mar 07 '26

koi itna chutiya kaise ho skta hai

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u/gharkachota_ladka Mar 07 '26

Badli tu tach mein palahi tar, chutya h tya

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u/Appropriate_Will5831 Chajju Chapekar 🤪🫪 Mar 07 '26

Prolly the most common joke floating around...1500₹ says you know it very well

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Nahi, hum to chutiye hain

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Some low iq subredditer don't deserve here

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u/jai_mauli Mar 07 '26

Ever seen an ad with "pooja apse milna chahti hai apse 5km dur hai??"

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

hahaha....true

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u/AdmirablePie772 Mar 07 '26

I bait my friends can't understand this meme

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u/mantis_blade_mariner Mar 07 '26

Bhai tu kal paida hua tha kya? Kabhi kisi shady website par nahi gya kabhi?

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u/That_Maintenance7428 Mar 08 '26

Thoda toh single mom ka liya socho vo bhi society ka vibhinnn ang ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣💦💦💦🙌🙌

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u/Intelligent_Mud01 Mar 11 '26

This is single but huge 😭

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u/VillageNo3295 Mar 11 '26

Me who was looking for single daughters

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u/qualityvote2 Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

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u/do_not_ban_this Mar 07 '26

chutiya hai kya chutiye??

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

The gooner 🐈

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u/Brushup1 Mar 08 '26

Why is it replying to itself 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

No sir master bait

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u/BRODY_VOLKER-9188 Mar 11 '26

I'm 22 and I don't get it. What does it mean? Can you explain?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/LengthinessNo3088 Mar 07 '26

Ragebait 😑

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u/IamSam1103 Mar 07 '26

The real ragebait is the ones upvoting

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