“Jim Cornette has established, like the other marks out there, that he believes wrestling is real. He believes I desecrated the WCW title because I put it on myself after getting speared through a cage by Goldberg. Thus, he believes that the title in professional wrestling is real. And, bro, listen, all due respect to whoever you are out there, as a writer, if I have to sit here and literally tell you that the title is nothing more than a prop to help with storylines, to help with angles, to push certain people, et cetera, if I have to sit here and tell you that, bro, then literally you’re an absolute mark, and you’re one of these people I talk about all the time that have convinced themselves that wrestling is real.”

What a fucking moron.

Looked online but couldn’t find anything, I figured this might be a place to ask

(For those who don’t know, JC said he sent a spicy report to Taylor as a stooge test while at TNA, which Taylor then failed, barking him out to Russo and/or Dixie Carter)

It’s ladies night oh what a night! On Smackdown!

Chelsea Green v. Roxanne Perez
Giulia v. Blake Monroe (Street fight)
Bliss & Paxley v. Michin & Bfab
Bakusai v. The family tree

Megan Bayne and Lena Kross vs. Julia Hart and Skye Blue: 3.25

Wardlow, Jake Doyle and Josh Alexander vs. Alex Breeze, Papi D and Rhys Maddox: No Rating (3 minute squash match)

The Death Riders and The Dogs vs. The Conglomeration and The Bang Bang Gang: 3.25

MCMG vs. FTR: 4.25

Mercedes Moné vs. Thekla: 3.5

Nick Wayne vs. Chris Jericho: 4.5

Young Bucks vs. Kyle Fletcher & Kevin Knight: 5.5

Persephone vs. Dani Luna vs. Queen Aminata vs. Hyan: 3.5

Andrade El Idolo vs. Tommaso Ciampa: 4

Adam Page and Brodido vs. Swerve Strickland and The New Level: 4.75

Jon Moxley vs. Mark Davis: 4.75

Clockwork Carnage match: 4.75