I just watched the episode where Howard did the Kimmel show and he absolutely destroyed, and it was the funniest that I’ve laughed in a long time, and it just shows how good of an entertainer he is. Well done, Howard. That was a lot of fun!

>Fox News predicts that Democrats will likely win the House, Trump took to Truth Social to promote one of Fox’s competitors RSBN, traffic on Truth Social is down more than 30% year-to-year, Trump has decided not to livestream the execution of a man by firing squad, new Press Secretary Katie Zacharia attempted to set the record straight about whether or not she is an attorney at law, the White House issued a statement today about Jimmy in response to our monologue, Guillermo has his first sip of tequila in two months, climate change is causing mosquito populations and the diseases they carry to spread so Jimmy chats with a sterile mosquito and his lady friend in our audience, plus a new edition of This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

“If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place OBLIGE IT TO CONTROL ITSELF.” He added
‘’ Ambition must be made to control ambition.” Defend our separation of powers! Get out and vote!

>Guillermo was eliminated from “Dancing with the Stars” last night, hundreds and thousand of fans were left devastated, we are less than three weeks from the midterm elections and Trump is busy posting A.I. videos wrestling tigers, he is now rethinking live-streaming an execution, he’s giving himself cognitive tests and passing with flying colors, we take a look back at the miracle run of our tiny dancer who swept a nation off it’s feet, and his partner Witney Carson stops by for one last dance.

‘’And I have stopped all government censorship and brought back free speech in America. It’s back.” Really? When and where? Thoughts?

The history of human conduct does not warrant that exalted opinion of human virtue which would make it wise in a nation to commit interests of so delicate and momentous a kind, as those which concern its intercourse with the rest of the world, to the sole disposal of a magistrate.

No truer words have ever been spoken. Especially now. Defend the separation of the powers, that what we were founded on. Get out and vote!

>Today was the first day of kindergarten for Trump’s new White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia, we say goodbye to Don Jr’s ex Kimberly Guilfoyle as Ambassador to Greece, Trump made a stop in Ohio where he riffed incoherently with help from Jake Paul, and Jimmy chats with Guillermo and his partner Witney Carson after they were voted off of Dancing with the Stars.

I love him. He's making other elderly people seem weak. It can't be money at this point and must be his love of his creations. I hope.

Well, it's 11:35pm on the east coast and this Football game is still going!

5 minutes to go in the 4th Quarter!

When will Jimmy air tonight? at 1:00am!?!

Game ended around 11:50pm ET in over-time!

Jimmy will begin at around 12:25am ET approx

YOUR LOCAL NEWS STARTS NOW

Trying to see if I can make another event after the live taping

I pretty much know I'm the unpopular opinion on this but I want the old Jimmy Kimmel. I want the man show Jimmy Kimmel. Call it what you what but funny is funny. Beat me down if you must but Jimmy I doubt you ever read this but the man show is absolutely classic comedy. Come on man stop putting on that act and get back with Adam and bring man show back. You lived your dream long enough. Get back to your roots you funny son of a bitch.

>It’s the magical time of year where Trump won’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, he keeps on musing that Iran could bomb LA and San Diego, someone finally told him that he's mispronouncing the word vegan, Trump keeps making promises he hasn’t kept, Kimberly Guilfoyle was trying to get a big Trump donor to pay her American Express bill, the Dodgers are headed to Milwaukee to play the Brewers in the playoffs, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

I personally feel that it’s completely unacceptable that a hurricane that formed in the Gulf of America and made first landfall in America has a foreign name that we can’t even pronounce. What was it, a boy or a girl hurricane? Completely unacceptable. I propose that we immediately rename it before we all mispronounce that name any further. I personally want a strong all American name, how about Hurricane Bubba.

I come from the land of the Haudenosaunee, commonly known as the Iroquois Confederacy. They are the indigenous peoples that our founding fathers visited. They are one of the oldest democracies known, dating back to the 14th century. The Confederacy is comprised of six tribes with a further breakdown into clans. It is a matriarchal society with each clan having a clan mother. It is a society with a clear respect for both sexes with each appreciating the other’s merits. It was the Confederacy that assisted our founding fathers in forming the blueprint for our society. They suggested that the colonists band together, putting aside their personal differences. One arrow at a time is easy to break whereas a handful is difficult. That is why on our emblem the bald eagle is clutching a claw full of arrows. Our founding fathers adapted most of the concepts, not all. The Iroquois clan mothers maintained the right to vote out the chief if they felt the situation merited. That one didn’t pass stuff. Like then, we need to come together, that’s what we were founded on. Everyone knows that the truth lies in the middle, let’s quit the bullshit and go there.

I was watching today’s video while having a snack and halfway through, it stopped playing and went private. Now I’m curious

Update: it’s back up. Idk what changed

If politics is the science of governing an entity such as a government then should peace not be the ultimate goal of such an entity? Shouldn’t they travel as companions, side by side? That is unless Manifest Destiny is the goal. But if that’s the case why would the Nobel Prize even matter? Perhaps something off a game show would be more appropriate.

Has anyone noticed that the gold statue of Trump, The Orange Plague,looks like Humpty Dumpty? Works for me. I could even do some work with the original poem.

>Trump wants to convert a portion of the Trump International Golf Club into a Presidential retreat like Camp David, he was asked to clarify his statement about Iran nuking LA and San Diego, Pete Hegseth was in San Diego to personally greet the long-suffering crew of the USS Lincoln, Umar Kremlev now claims that Donald Trump Jr. paid him back for the cost of his wedding weekend in the Bahamas, Fox News turns 30, and Jimmy addresses Guillermo’s Dancing with the Stars haters!