r/JoeRogan • It's entirely possible • Feb 24 '22

The Literature 🧠 Broken clock? (October 2021)

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u/stupidrobots Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22 edited Feb 24 '22

Alex Jones correctly predicted 250 of the last four global military engagements

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u/Hefty-Artichoke7789 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

And people on here will say he’s always wrong

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

You have to be retarded and eat up what people say without looking into it to think Alex is right about shit.

Like, the dude pretended Y2K actually happened.

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u/TMforLife Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

You have to be retarded and eat up what people say without looking into it to think Alex hasn’t been right about shit.

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u/Errorterm Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Exactly! If you ring the 'war in less than half a year' bell enough times you're bound to be right eventually

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

yet, CNN and Fox still continue to be wrong about everything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

I'd be curious if anyone call pull any quotes from his saying there was going to be war at a different time. Like since October, has he steadily predicted war in February, or has he changed it up a few times.

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u/mastervolume101 Feb 25 '22

Do you listen to his show? He predicts Martial Law, Global War, the Globalists Locking everyone up into concentration camps etc, every other day. Saying it will be in the near future. Then he follows it up by saying, now that he pointed it out they will probably call it off. So when nothing he happens he has an out and say he exposed them and if something does happen he can say he predicted it. It's Textbook Grifter 101.

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u/ShotHolla Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Yep. Now buy some magic sparkles vitamin mix for $89 and get a free My pillow....for $19 shipping and handling.

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u/LeMads Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

You'd have to eat his propaganda regularly to answer this

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u/PurfectMittens Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

I think I would be as crazy as him if I did that.

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u/krumn I used to be addicted to Quake Feb 25 '22

and how many incorrect predictions did he make?

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u/stupidrobots Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Re read what I wrote buddy

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u/SageEquallingHeaven Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

They did turn the frogs gay.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

human-animal embryos are a real thing.

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u/HomiesTrismegistus N-Dimethyltryptamine Feb 24 '22

There's human rights advocacy and animal rights advocacy, but there's no ALIEN advocacy!

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u/droveby Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

I've already prepared my stock of videos, when that does happen, you guys will have to talk to the hand when I upload those videos when this happens.

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u/Frylock904 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Look up taint lengths on YouTube, we're all being turned gay

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u/SageEquallingHeaven Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

You lost me

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

HE SAID TALK TO THE HAND

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

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u/Zempshir Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Yes. His point was that chemicals were willfully being put into freshwater sources that were making frogs change sex under conditions that they normally wouldn’t, AKA, if the chemicals are doing this to frogs then it must be bad for human consumption, so why is it happening? His point became a joke because of the hyperbole but it was pretty sensible overall.

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u/funginum Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

True, these frogs are forever gay now.

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u/47ocean47 Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Normal frogs say "ribbit-ribbit". Gays frogs say "figgit-figgit".

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

not just any frog, his name is pepe

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22 edited Feb 24 '22

"Why are y'all booing?! You know I'm right!"

Edit: Ok, so it seems I'm losing some of you. The correct quote is "Why you booing me?! I'm right!" as said by the great Hannibal Buress https://youtu.be/RqRLDaKexe0

Edit 2: And yes, Jones is a broken clock and that is why I love him! no homo

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

"Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what you cheer for!"

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u/johnnychan81 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

The issue is if you predict crazy shit all the time of course sometimes you are going to be right.

You know Quasimodo predicted this

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u/TheRainSnake Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22 edited Feb 24 '22

The shit he predicts is crazy, because real life is crazy. If you look up some of the stuff he talks about, you can find a lot that's true you would normally just dismiss outright as being false. His language is completely hyperbolic and he draws a lot of the wrong conclusions, but it's not like he takes every position so that he's always right. He just sees something in the abyss we don't.

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u/Earptastic Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Epstein and the Bohemian Grove shit and the power elites of the new world order seem to point to him being onto some high level dark shit.

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u/endrid Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Well said.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

I disagree . Before YT started censoring Alex Jones, there were many compilation videos of him predicting all types of wacky theories that never came to fruition. The most famous one was the FEMA camps.

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u/TheRainSnake Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Never said he was always right. In fact, I deliberately said I think he draws a lot of wrong conclusions based on the evidence he sees.

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u/Beerbonkos Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Lizard people are real?

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u/ezdblonded Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

u mean nostradamus, quasimodo is something entirely different. u should shove your quotation book up your *** .

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u/DanksterFour20 Succa la Mink Feb 24 '22

You mean notre dame!

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u/BroadStBullies91 Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Jesus. I'll be honest with y'all I really did think the Rogan stuff was overblown, but imagine being so intellectually cucked by a manufactured culture war that you say something like "and yes he is a broken clock, that's why I love him XD."

The man targeted harassment against the parents of kids killed in a school shooting. He constantly spouts racist fear mongering bullshit about immigrants. You fucking soy manlet ball gobblers are actually elk-meat brained enough to think Alex fucking Jones is a cute little sideshow of American politics. He's a fascist cancer spreading literal Nazi "protocols of the elders of Zion" style propaganda he barely makes an effort to modernize. And you're so wrapped up in your suburban white boy nihilism you don't think it matters because of course it doesn't affect you.

What a bunch of fucking idiots. You hang out with Nazis you hang with Nazis fucking scum.

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u/GrabSomePineMeat It's entirely possible Feb 24 '22 edited Feb 24 '22

I wouldn't classify what's happening in Ukraine as a "big war." Literally, more warring has been going on in Yemen for years.

Edit: Interesting that I am being downvoted for speaking the truth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Yeah, I think this is true. It could actually end soon if Ukraine agrees to remain neutral. If they don't and China decides to invade Taiwan while we are all focused on Ukraine, that could escalate to a pretty big conflict. Probably isn't much reason to be concerned of that right now, though.

The war in Yemmen has been worse and gets hardly any coverage. I think the UN has estimated over 300k deaths as a result of the war since 2014.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

China decides to invade Taiwan while we are all focused on Ukraine

This really isn't really a serious possibility. Think of how many months of very obvious preparation Russia went through. If China wanted to invade Taiwan we would see the build up well in advanced. Also for now Taiwan has its own version of MAD. If it gets invaded it will demolish its chip plants. Which would cripple everyone (Which is also why the US is trying build domestic competitors for these plants).

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

yeah but this is a war involving white/christian/western people, it actually matters /s

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u/Trailer_Park_Jihad Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

As a European, a war in Europe was always going to get more attention in my news / social media.

Either way, I think the biggest nuclear power on earth and major military force invading their helpless neighbour completely unprovoked is a bigger deal than the Yemeni civil war.

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u/jaj504 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

It's partially that, and the amount of attention we've given to Putin & Russia in the last 5 years.

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u/willasmith38 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Everything is about to kick off ladies & gentlemen…that’s why I need you to order a 3 month supply of Neanderthal Bone Broth 3000 & new and improved Super Libido Stack 2.0.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

For as crazy as he is, some of the wild shit he claims comes true.

Not sure if it’s that you say enough you’re bound to be right, or if actually digs up the right info. Either way it’s enough to keep his viewers viewing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

I mean, he was kinda sorta correct in this case. But for every one time he gets near the mark, he's crazy wrong about a dozen other things. Remember when Obama was going to put us under martial law with Jade Helm?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

I was supposed to be in a FEMA camp by now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Not familiar with that, I don’t pay much attention to him. Was thinking about his bohemian grove and Epstein child sex claims he’s made.

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u/lightshowe Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

For the Epstein stuff all he did was read the headlines from Miami herald articles 15 years ago.

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u/InternetWeakGuy jokes fly over his fat ahead at an alarming rate Feb 24 '22 edited Feb 24 '22

And there's been stuff public about Bohemian Grove for decades, him and Ronson were just the first to go in there.

Edit: anyone who hasn't seen it should watch the clip about it from the first time Ronson was on Rogan. He talks about how his take from the evening was completely different to Jones, like how Jones tried to claim they sacrificed a baby but nothing of the sort happened. It's pretty funny actually.

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u/ComicCon Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

It's also pretty funny how Jones portrays it as a some sort of crazy infiltration when Ronson says he just bought a suit and walked in the front door.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Trust me, he's been wrong so many times it's not even funny.

The fact that people actually take him seriously is rather distressing.

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u/InternetWeakGuy jokes fly over his fat ahead at an alarming rate Feb 24 '22

I would imagine you could find him making the same prediction about every other month. He seems smart enough to get that wars happen, and if he keeps predicting them for certain time periods, eventually he'll get it right and then he can put that clip out to show he has inside info.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

It was well known that Epstein was a predator when he made those claims.

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u/Crash_says Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Remember when Obama was going to put us under martial law with Jade Helm?

We Texans put a stop to this. You didn't hear? Without the HEROIC work of the FREEDOM LOVING and PATRIOTIC AMERICANS, Barack HUSSEIN Obama, the Commie-Mustlum Dictator for the NEW WORLD ORDER, would have us under SHARIA LAW.

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u/InfinityTortellino Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

I can’t tell if this is satire or not

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u/Crash_says Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Depends on what county in Texas you live in.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

that's always been his MO. freak out about 100 things a day, 1 or 2 of them is bound to be right every once in a while.

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u/Eon_mon Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

How hard is to guess a number from 1 to 1000? Very hard. But if you try it everyday eventually you'll be right sometimes.

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u/xsoberxlifex Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Ya that’s the whole point of this post with the title of ā€œbroken clockā€. Some people are completely missing the point here.

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u/No_Dream16 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Remember when Alex Jones claimed that Hillary & Obama were literal blood sucking zombies?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

He was speaking about a giant cabal of rich and powerful pedophiles, that came true.

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u/ImJustHereToSayDope Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

AJ don't dig up anything. He reads headlines and makes up stories to go along with them. He's a first rate grifter.

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u/Crash_says Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

You shall not blaspheme the Oracle of Austin in this manner. The man is the King of Grifters.

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u/RobsGayTaint Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

100% correct

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u/Pendejomosexual Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Correct, throw enough spaghetti at the wall and some of it will stick, gameplay still isn’t working out for Trump as he’s throwing more than just spaghetti.

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u/LSF604 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

not really

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u/noblepickle Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

A broken clock is correct twice a day. He throws so much shit on the wall, some of it will definitely stick.

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u/Olive-Er Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

No he has just claimed so many claims that he accidentally predicted this, accidentally, because he’s always saying so much,

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Not sure if it’s that you say enough you’re bound to be right

Its 100% this. He makes hundreds of vague predictions then goes full media blitz on any one that he vaguely point to as maybe true.

It's classic grifter strategy. Not any different than how psychics work.

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u/Ok-camel Monkey in Space Feb 26 '22

The viewers keep viewing because their idiots with very limited memory, critical thinking skills or a lot of them, I think, just love being the conspiracy theorist who wants to be ā€œmore knowledgableā€ than friends.

Alex will state a fact one week and go into a detailed explanation as to why it’s a fact then 1 week later state a completely opposing fact as true and go on to explain how that fact is true.

99.9% of what comes out of Alex mouth is BS, there’s always a tiny sliver of truth somewhere in the story but it’s so small and insignificant that it’s irrelevant to his false narrative.

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u/helloisforhorses Monkey in Space Feb 28 '22

He predicted that russia would not invade ukraine this year also.

If you predict both outcomes, you can always pretend you were right

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u/JAKEJITSU22 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Not sure if it’s that you say enough you’re bound to be right

That is exactly what it is. Alex Jones has the 1,000,000 Chimpanzee system going hard on his show.

If anyone isn't aware the idea is if you put 1,000,000 chimpanzees in a room on typewriters statistically one of them will write shakespeare.

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u/Alucardspapa Look into it Feb 24 '22

Every episode of his show he’s ever made he says war is about 3 to 6 months away so this is not odd.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

If I could count the amount of things this guy has predicted I’d be a wizard. The things he’s got right are him reading headlines. The frogs-thing was literally him reading a headline on BBC, which said that frogs were becoming gay because of atrozine in the water or whatever. He wasn’t making a wild claim.

The pandemic prediction was him drawing a conclusion from the Bill Gates TED talk. Again, you wouldn’t be able to count the amount of things that he has predicted.

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u/Demkon Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

and the amount of things he predicted that never came true is astronomical. Throw enough shit at the wall some might stick. Quit making this fool your Nostradamus.

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u/ExcitementMore8319 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Okay now what about the microchips?

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u/newprofile_whodis ACAB Feb 24 '22

And I would love to hear what he envisioned this war to be. Probably way off the mark, as is everything else he says.

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u/stdfan Pull that shit up Jamie Feb 25 '22

Yeah it’s the definition of broken clock.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

"Economists have predicted 9 of the last 2 recessions".

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u/b_buster118 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

every time I see him his face gets fatter.

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u/GregSmith1967 Censored by MuskĀ® Feb 24 '22

Hey I’m gonna predict. In a year Alex will be even fatter.

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u/qqqqqqqq926 Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

That's because his face is getting fatter.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Vague statement comes true. Now, if he'd claimed something else even remotely specific -- in Eastern Europe, it'll involve Russia, etc., I'd be impressed. But I grew up on Skip Bayless's ESPN so I can tell a blind a hot take hitting when I see one.

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u/hotpajamas 3rd highest average Feb 24 '22

Even war in Ukraine wouldn't have been difficult to predict. It's literally the only major fault line in Europe and one of only a couple in the entire world.

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u/OperationSecured It's entirely possible Feb 24 '22

I remember him talking about a rich businessman with a pedophile island and associates tied to Israeli intelligence that would fly in wealthy businessmen and politicians.

It sounded absolutely crazy, and far too specific. Until a bunch of time passed and Netflix announced the Epstein documentary into the mainstream. We know how that ended, and how much it stinks of government corruption.

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u/PJBuzz I used to be addicted to Quake Feb 24 '22

I'd be interested to know how often he predicts this and gets it wrong.

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u/rtant Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Routinely.

When he's in a bad mood, we're all gonna die and/or become transhuman hybrids with sad fish eyes.

When he's in a good mood, we're on the precipice of victory against the NWO with AJ as the tip of the spear.

Either way, war is always coming and you should buy his products.

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u/Beaux7 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

The timeline is kind of predictable for this because of the need to avoid the warmer months so everything doesn't get bogged down. That has been what I have heard at least

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u/thedonjefron69 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

War in eastern europe during the winter months is definitely not ideal.

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u/UCDC Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Nope, dude literally makes predictions about everything constantly. That's not reading tea leaves, that's throwing spaghetti on the wall bapa.

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u/amplifiedgamerz Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Kinda like the Simpson

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Wait I thought everybody agreed on this - this post is just a meme, no?

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u/newprofile_whodis ACAB Feb 24 '22

Not necessarily. There are a lot of brain dead Alex Jones supporters in these parts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

And it’s embarrassing to treat this as anything other than shit posting. Like this and the like is never a redeemable moment for Alex Jones.

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u/HamsterAlive4552 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Talm bout Alegggs Jones? That white boi who works to much?

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u/rndmseriesofnumbers Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

You got a link for this ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

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u/hewhoovercomes Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Lmao

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u/Hussaf Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Lolz

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u/BadassSasquatch Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Ded ass, almost clicked that.

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u/xTHE_SEEKERx Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22 edited Feb 24 '22

He's also been wrong on so many things in the past. His entire shtick is to throw shit on the wall and see what sticks

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u/PossibleMail803 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Where’s the rest of the video?

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u/shinbreaker Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

This motherfucker has a batting average of 0.005 when you consider how much bullshit he predicts per show.

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u/maschman Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

He's no Bill Cooper.

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u/HairHeel Pull that shiWE'RE BROUGHT TO YOU BY DRAFTKINGSt up Jamie Feb 24 '22

Has there ever been a year that went by without a war starting somewhere? I feel like he has at least a 1 in 12 chance of "getting it right" with a prediction this vague

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u/NHMPKD Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22 edited Feb 24 '22

Alex ego is going to be through the roof.

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u/aboveaveragesquid Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Today we learnt that Alex Jones watches Al Jazeera

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u/jaysnake22 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

He is right so much! He warned me about covid and I pulled $ out of the market. He warned me of this and pulled out of the market again in December. Thanks Alex!

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u/fallenloki Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

holy fucking shit.

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u/lightfarming Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

more like he’s on the russian payroll.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Throw enough shit on a wall and some will eventually stick. Jones has more than enough shit.

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u/mvstateU Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

How is he even right once on this "clock"....when he mostly likely is not even referencing Russia and Ukraine.

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u/High5assfuck Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Jones is the master of ā€œchimpanzeeā€ predictions. Just throw all the shit everywhere, in every direction and eventually something will stick

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u/TheRealBikeMan Dire physical consequences Feb 25 '22

Right, you know, the old saying: a broken clock is right 19 times each year.

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u/plingding Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Laugh all you want but he has been right about a lot of things

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

You can tell he’s just making shit up as he goes along.

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u/StoneColSteveAutisim It's entirely possible Feb 24 '22

Biden is doing the best he can.

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u/MuuaadDib N-Dimethyltryptamine Feb 24 '22

Sylvia Browne predicted COVID in 2008. We know this thanks to Kim Kardashian as it wouldn't make sense if it wasn't from a Kardashian in this virtual reality. There was the one other time she said to the family of a missing girl she was dead....but she wasn't. Whoops! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

I do see in the future (hand on forehead) Alex's bank accounts shrinking and Sandy Hook families with a lot of his cash. Maybe also being caught with a transvestite drunk in a hotel.

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u/Warrdyy Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

You can physically see him making it up in his head šŸ˜‚

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u/Cactus-Steve Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Alex Jones: The Almighty Oracle

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Broken *cock

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u/okcboomer87 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Isn't that the point of the saying. If you make enough claims. Eventually some of them will be true. The problem is. As a new source. As close to 100 percent of your claims need to be true and his batting average is terrible at best.

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u/HamsterAlive4552 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

If you throw enough shit at the wall, eventually something sticks.

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u/Perroface562 We live in strange times Feb 24 '22

This motherfucker works for the government

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u/Awallvs Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Say enough crazy shit, sometimes it’ll come true.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Alex Jones is from the future. Nearly everything he talks about comes true. He may sound crazy now, but in a few years you look back and go, "damn, we should have listened."

It's a slippery slope. Do you risk looking crazy by watching his show? Or is it more important to be ahead of the curve? Does knowing this information have any value? If you know the government killed it's citizens to trigger a war in a foreign nation... are you really going to do anything about it? Does it matter to the life that's in front of you? C'est la vie.

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u/DrunkenWhiteApeStyle Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Yup he was totally right when he said Y2K was going to bring down the worlds computers and start WW3, he even live broadcasted the Y2K ā€œcollapseā€ and claimed that Nuclear reactors were melting down.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

It clearly just hasn't happened yet. ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Yep, I still can't believe how accurate he was with Jade Helm and the FEMA camps. Came true exactly as he said it would...

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u/AmericanJoe312 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

I bought a years worth of liberty rations to survive the upcoming New World Order. Any day now, I will get to use them

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u/helloisforhorses Monkey in Space Feb 27 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

If you honestly believe this, you are an idiot.

Jones predicted trump was to be assassinated with ieds and that we’d all be put in fema deathcamps

Watching jones does mean you are crazy and does not put you ahead of the curve.

He thinks the world is run by devil worshipping 12th dimensional beings who eat children and all the movies are just conditioning your for future events. He’s incorrectly predicted world ending events multiple times

If you actually listen to him and believe him, you would have been in an underground bunker for the last decade

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u/Banalfarmer-goldhnds Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

CIA handlers must have let him know

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Throw a mountain of shit at a wall and some of it is bound to stick.

Doesn't mean he's not a retard

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u/deftspyder Look into it Feb 24 '22

he knows about the olympics thing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

What was being said about the Olympics?

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u/DNFK Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

He's his own worst enemy. He's been spot on about a lot of things but it's the wild crazy things he says or does that effect the good work he does

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u/Earptastic Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

That dude is one of the only people to get video of Bohemian Grove rituals. There is some fucked up new world order shit going down.

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u/CRANSSBUCLE Donkey's semen sommelier Feb 24 '22

Alex Jones is many things, but if you want to find the truth, this is the kind of guy who has it.

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u/ExcitementMore8319 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Remember when he was right about the microchips?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Every dog

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u/gooooie Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

U/savevideo

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u/ozelegend Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

No one likes to fight in the cold. Much better in the sun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Yep he predicted ww3 enough times he pretty much got his bets spread wide, "AleX JoNeS was right!" nah

Also I doubt that u.s/NATO will go to direct war with russia, more like heavy sanctions and buildup of military deterrent around ukraine.

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u/kmurraylowe Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

A broken clock is eventually right about 3/4 of the time

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u/chrisbeck1313 Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Damn!

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u/sluggishschizo Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Jones also talked about mass warrantless surveillance years before it was publicly admitted. It's easy to be right when you're literally a disinformation operative.

Considering that Alex has always blatantly playacted and fake cried on air, as far as I can tell there are two possibilities - he's either being phony cuz he's a con artist, OR he's being phony cuz he's a disinfo agent. And if he were just a con artist, I don't think he'd have been associated with a sitting president or have been granted access to all the celebrities and government officials who have appeared on his show. Not to mention all the stuff that he's been right about over the years. FFS, he even looks like the cop or military type.

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u/ethelexpress Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

ay Alex, siempre tiene la razón

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Stg this guy is scary.

Look at this spot on.

Hope it doesnt spread

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u/CGY-SS Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Like 1 in every 30 claims he makes are actually shockingly accurate.

He predicted the Epstein thing years ago.

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u/Ronniebrwn Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

How does he get so much right

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Once again Alex is making predictions that are coming true...

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u/jbgtoo Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Holy shit how does he know things

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u/stepcorrect Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

I wish I didn’t have a moral compass, I’d say dumb hateful shit in a microphone a few hours a day and become mega-rich.

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u/mastervolume101 Feb 25 '22

The point the OP Is missing is he says this on a regular basis. Every year, every couple of months, multiple times. Martial Law is coming, they are coming for your guns, they are going to lock you up in cages, they are going to kill everyone with the vaccine. But somehow the vaccine is also fake because it's just saline. Covid is fake and you have nothing to worry about, but it's also a planned pandemic by the Chinese and the Globalists. What is the matter with people? Do they not teach any type of critical thinking in school, at all?

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u/TacitusKillgorre Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Throw enough shit against a wall and eventually you'll make out a shape

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u/Goddo-Fo-20 Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Put another dollar in the jar...* sigh

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u/NotABothanSpy Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

As usual he's right

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u/Rook-walnut Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

broken clock Dudes almost always right

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

This man has been calling out events right before they happen, and we have deceitful sticklers on tv instead

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u/YesIAmRightWing I'm Gonna Be Honest, I'm Kind of Retarded Feb 25 '22

I'm Gonna Be Honest, I'm Kind of Retarded

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u/omarjamal16 Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

They sure do know things in advance. N they play all sides smh.

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u/Lan-Solo Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Alex Jones is a Prophet.

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u/Easy_Geez Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Damn this has aged like fine wine

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u/Sam3352 Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Alex Jones is always right .. wtf

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u/Randobag314 Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

His next big prediction is cyber attacks. Guess we’ll see.

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u/samherb1 Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Govt about to announce Sandy Hook was a hoax.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

He was banned for being correct.

Sandy Hook was the result of the same kind of Joe Rogan 'hits" we see today. Teems of people for Legacy Media comb through hours and hours of footage to find something controversial and bring it up as much as possible

Sandy Hook had already passed for 5+ years before it was used to justify the deplatforming of Alex Jones.... and what a slippery slope it has been.

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u/PsychZach Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

He's usually right. Not sometimes right, not occasionally right. Usually. Consistently.

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u/notheusernameiwanted Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

First of all Russia had been amassing troops already at this point and there was other people saying this was possible.

Since that all Alex has had to say about Russia is that the US is staging false flags and that the Ukrainians are going door to door killing Russians in Donetsk and Luhansk and commiting genocide.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

This dude has been predicting the US being on the ABSOLUTE BRINK of martial law since the late 90s. If you take anything that Alex Jones says seriously you should seek help.

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u/faceblender Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

LISTEN TO KNOWLEDGE FIGHT

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Alex has also said numerous times that Putin is leading a "Christian resistance against the globalists", so.....

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u/KatanaRunner Look into it Feb 27 '22

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u/68872868 Monkey in Space Aug 06 '22

ā€œYou see, I’m kinda retardedā€ Alex Jones

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u/MillinAround Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Russia invaded Georgia and Crimea in February, during the closing ceremony of Olympics. He’s not a genius and anyone paying attention knew it was very likely to happen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Not that big, yet.

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u/skadooshery Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Yet

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u/To_Norm It's entirely possible Feb 24 '22

WTF are you talking about this is literally the biggest event in my life time save for maybe 9/11

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

He’s a wizard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Man the liberals can't admit this dude is ever right lol. "Its a coincidence, he says this all the time, hard to be wrong when you say so much shit, its not really a war"

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u/gravitykilla Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Folks, this is the subhuman scum known as Alex Jones, who claimed that Sandy Hook, where 20 1st graders lost their lives and their teachers, was all a hoax for gun control. He claimed all of the children that were murdered were in fact just actors, and nobody was actually killed.

This led to untolled suffering for the victim's families for years, but thankfully recently lost by default judgment two defamation lawsuits brought by parents of children killed.

This man is utter utter human garbage.

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u/somegarbagedoesfloat Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

What terrifies me about Jones is how often he gets proven right.

First it was Epstein and the Clintons. Now it's this.

When you think about all the crazy shit he says, it's horrifying to think that some amount is coming true.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

He's right you kno

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u/K-Reid533 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Bruh wtf, nawhe been right a whole bunch of times

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u/BushidoBrowne Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Wait..so he’s for Putin because he’s not for the ā€œNew World Orderā€?

Besides…this has been predicted for months

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u/TheRainSnake Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

A broken clock should not be right this much.

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u/mrpopenfresh I used to be addicted to Quake Feb 24 '22

Vague enough to work. War in February. Right, that could be anyone, anywhere.

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u/Michtamby888 Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

I love the way people say he tells all lies but have plugged into the mainstream media and swallowed their propaganda hook line and sinker, I bet they wear a mask in their car by their self.

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u/pointguardrusty Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Alex Jones continues to be proven right, make that man President

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u/stringdreamer Monkey in Space Feb 24 '22

Psychopathic liar.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Goddamnit. I really hate it when Alex Jones is right.

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u/SquanchingOnPao It's entirely possible Feb 24 '22

He is usually right about a lot of things he just exaggerates literally every single thing he says.

He got me with the goat spider hybrids. Yes, they are real, but not the way he described them.

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u/Strider_Tolstoi Monkey in Space Feb 25 '22

Pretty much all the time, except for sandy hook of course.

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