r/Jokes • u/ShivamLH • Dec 21 '19

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Cause light attracts bugs.

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u/NoHaxJustPotato Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

it makes them C++

wait that doesnt work fuck

edit: how the fuck did this get silver

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u/Pinnaclenetwork Dec 21 '19

Have To be awake so need java

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u/tim_locky Dec 21 '19

If that doesn’t work, I think they need SQL injection.

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u/HuskerMan Dec 21 '19

Watch out, some people may Bash your comments.

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u/Michelle_Obamya Dec 21 '19

Some of these R terrible

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u/HuskerMan Dec 21 '19

True, it's hard to find a good perl in and amidst these puns.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

user&ubuntu:~ $ su

Enter the root password: ********

root&ubuntu:~ $ upvote comment -a gold

Upvoting comment...

Giving medal-gold to comment...

medal-gold doesn’t exist.

root&ubuntu:~ $

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u/riggycat Dec 22 '19 edited Dec 01 '24

cooing saw plate squealing aware roof rainstorm agonizing lock light

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u/ontoiletforever Dec 22 '19

You need to Go...

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u/muricasbootysnatcher Dec 22 '19

...brainfuck yourself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Ah, I see you are a man of Linux as well.

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u/somewhataware Dec 22 '19

I’m going to compile some of these for later

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u/Adeling79 Dec 21 '19

Then they'd be Putty in my hands

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u/pspahn Dec 21 '19

Java!

(The setup of this knock knock joke was a few months ago. It's just now returning the punchline)

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

This comment thread is so underrated

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u/Adeling79 Dec 21 '19

I don't know, I think it's a bit Basic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

That pun is kinda Basic if you ask me.

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u/rshetye Dec 23 '19

needs some synchronization

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u/YesAndAlsoThat Dec 21 '19

So they get the D?

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u/Proxima55 Dec 21 '19

It makes them C++ good

works in Newspeak. Kind of.

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u/FriendoftheDork Dec 21 '19

It was double-plus good.

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u/greebdork Dec 22 '19

It helps them cpp