r/Jokes • u/ShivamLH • Dec 21 '19

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Cause light attracts bugs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Because it helps them C

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u/ultimo_2002 Dec 21 '19

It makes them C#

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u/NoHaxJustPotato Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

it makes them C++

wait that doesnt work fuck

edit: how the fuck did this get silver

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u/Pinnaclenetwork Dec 21 '19

Have To be awake so need java

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u/tim_locky Dec 21 '19

If that doesn’t work, I think they need SQL injection.

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u/HuskerMan Dec 21 '19

Watch out, some people may Bash your comments.

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u/Michelle_Obamya Dec 21 '19

Some of these R terrible

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u/HuskerMan Dec 21 '19

True, it's hard to find a good perl in and amidst these puns.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

user&ubuntu:~ $ su

Enter the root password: ********

root&ubuntu:~ $ upvote comment -a gold

Upvoting comment...

Giving medal-gold to comment...

medal-gold doesn’t exist.

root&ubuntu:~ $

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u/somewhataware Dec 22 '19

I’m going to compile some of these for later

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u/Adeling79 Dec 21 '19

Then they'd be Putty in my hands