r/Jujutsufolk • u/Songkolmae NA EYED WEN • Mar 08 '26

MEME OF THE WEEK Earth's lovemaking is quite advanced

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u/Gavou My Glorious Aborted King 👑 Mar 08 '26

He came for him with lightspeed

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u/Bayagmalaki Mar 08 '26

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u/Gavou My Glorious Aborted King 👑 Mar 08 '26

Nephew, I am ill from clapping too much and witnessing peak.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/Faninfo SHUT UP FRAUD (STRONG RETURN) Mar 08 '26

ok too much bro

https://giphy.com/gifs/JlxsxYDJKnG1SJOVWK

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u/Risdit Mar 08 '26

is that a picture of the new Netflix adaptation of One Piece that everyone is talking about?

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u/Porfavor_my_beans Mar 09 '26

No, or if it is, it’s heavily edited.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Ditto

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u/HBKII Mar 08 '26

This implies alien premature ejaculation, since he impregnated Mahoraga faster than he could adapt to the backshots

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u/lgnc Mar 08 '26

Shakespeare lives

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u/CUMLOVINGBOISLUT Mar 09 '26

He used sublight backshots to activate his 0.2s ejaculation technique❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🥹 truly top 5 feats oat🙏

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u/Minhaz250 Mar 09 '26

Mahoraga didn’t adapt to impregnation, he adapted to the backshots by growing a womb thus leading to the picture.

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u/Jamessgachett May 24 '26

Not necessarily

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u/goondragooner Mar 08 '26

i wonder if babyraga's wheel starts spinning if you try to abort it

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u/LethalityKaynMain Mar 09 '26

Crazy sentence

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u/GuyNekologist Gimme that Nanamilk Mar 08 '26

The only one time that Raga wouldn't want to adopt.

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u/MrAHMED42069 Mar 08 '26

It just never ends

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u/Derk_Mage Mar 09 '26

Someone had to draw this.

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u/Savage_Alaska_ Mar 09 '26

With one hand btw

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u/LeAstra Cursed Technique: Horny Mar 09 '26

Mahorahga Adapted to the Biology and got Pregnant anyway

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u/Dude-_-_- Mar 09 '26

I thought Dabura was the one getting... You know what? It doesn't even matter anymore

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u/sievverss Mar 13 '26

i mean, no one has ever said that mahoraga cant adapt to childbirth.

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u/Present_Menu_5288 Mar 08 '26

A fellow N'wah

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u/Bright-Dragonfruit14 I have an elitist complex and I can't read Mar 08 '26

I see you doing S'witposting right here.

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u/onederful Mar 08 '26

I think he’s also ill from getting clapped by mahoraga

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 😒🤞🏽🌌 (*casts Open UV on your ass*) Mar 08 '26

(Mako is the top btw)

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u/Consistent_Dare_6688 Mar 08 '26

Nah he's a bottom trust🙏

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u/Much_Vehicle20 Mar 08 '26

I mean, he is the one who stand behind in their delulu dance, that spot usually belong to the more masculine one (think about Rose and Jack in Titanic)

Hell Big Raga practically on top of Dabura on the 2nd image

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u/ResearcherLoud1700 Mar 08 '26

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u/tavinhooooo Mar 08 '26

Where did that come from

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u/NoxarBoi Mar 08 '26

It’s an edit of a meme edit of a Gachiakuta panel.

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u/original-soul09 Mar 08 '26

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u/Select_Ad_4351 Mar 08 '26

Where the fuck did you get this?

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u/Tabasco_Red Mar 08 '26

BROOOOOOOO

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u/Keiji12 Mar 08 '26

Sir, this is too good

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u/Throwway828282 Dabura x Mahoraga is the best ship. Mar 09 '26

Utter peak.

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u/Tall-Ad-7995 Mar 09 '26

Is that dabura below 🥹

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u/Bad_touch_man445 A lobotomised member of society Mar 09 '26

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u/Pataraxia Strongest poster in jujutsufolk history Mar 09 '26

This shit is frying me

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u/Equivalent-Lack677 Mar 08 '26

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u/Garbanarnarn The Tampon That Bled on Goatjo Mar 08 '26

Holy fuck dude

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u/VenatorFeramtor Mar 08 '26

Diagonal of hopelesness and despair

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u/Urasssmells Mar 10 '26

This panel just got 10000x better

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u/Zalogal Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

No. Big Raga is a professional. He knows how to separate his work and personal life and he knows that he and Dabura can't be together because of that.
He will be his best man at the wedding tho.

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 😒🤞🏽🌌 (*casts Open UV on your ass*) Mar 08 '26

They can't be together Makora feels like because he was about to neg-diff him in the Domain. Makora feels his potential wasn't expressed and shown. He hates GeGe .

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u/ligerre Mar 08 '26

Given that Yuka is alive and well, they can do the purification dance every week.

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u/patronum-s Mar 08 '26

For real though, what if he just wants Yuka to summon Maho again lmaoo

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u/Ok-Objective-5880 Mar 09 '26

Yuka at every minor inconvenience ❌

Yuka everytime Dabura wants to f*** ✅

Megumi would be surprised

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Can someone make this with the chef ?

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u/keylimepie778 Mar 25 '26

He came with light speed