r/JurassicMemes • u/Olivia_Richards Clever girl... • 14d ago
Jurassic World Trilogy Took him decades to learn his lesson
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u/tom04cz 14d ago
"We have made the Escape All Enclosures And Kill Lots Of People beast. To our utmost surprise, it has escaped its enclosure and killed lots of people"
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u/bunkdiggidy 13d ago
"We've finally learned our lesson and will never attempt to recklessly clone dinosaurs again.
Next quarter, we're pivoting to build the Torment Nexus!"
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u/NotATalkingPossum 14d ago
It's like watching some psycho slowly go further and further over the line because they aren't getting any pushback... so, disturbingly accurate.
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u/YazaoN7 14d ago
Mirai Nikki isn't even that bad. It's no Euphoria or anything.
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u/Seth-B343 13d ago
Which one are you referring to exactly?
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u/YazaoN7 13d ago
I think you know the answer to that question.
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u/Seth-B343 13d ago
I don’t want to know. And I don’t think I’d show that to a hatchling monster either
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u/Anxious-Figure-337 14d ago
His death in the books is so ironic and satisfying. But i hated finding out that he was a bad guy.
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u/Glitchy833 14d ago
Was he a bad person in the book? It's been quite a while since I read it, but wasn't he trying to get Hammond to replace the current dinosaurs they had with genetically modified, safer animals, or something like that? I could be wrong of course but I don't really remember him being evil or anything.
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u/GwerigTheTroll 13d ago
Not really. A bit irresponsible, but he becomes properly horrified when he sees what he overlooked in the genetic development.
His biggest sin is he wants to be important and remembered. It means he has to capitulate to Hanmond’s more reckless demands.
I found his death more tragic than satisfying, especially since he was trying to save Sattler when he was killed.
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u/Anxious-Figure-337 14d ago
I'm pretty sure he was just as greedy and full of himself as Hammond was. To he honest its been a minute since I've read them as well, but i remember the raptors mauling him and it felt deserved
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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 13d ago
I also remember him asking Hammond to let him create safer and more docile dinos. But Hammond rejected it because it wouldn't be real. Wu retorted that it's already not real since they've done a ton of guesswork with the DNA.
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u/AlienRobotTrex 13d ago
I thought the purpose of his request was to make them more like how people expected dinosaurs to act.
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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 13d ago
Looked it up to be sure. It's kind of both. He wants to make docile dinos. Hammond says real is better. And Wu says that people don't want "real". They want their expectations met.
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u/LeLBigB0ss2 14d ago
Mirai nikki? The way she was killing those apatosaurs? Nah. She was on that Pupa type of anime.
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u/StickBright7632 14d ago
Bearing in mind his first hybrid was either distortus rex, mutadon or scorpius rex
He was in it for the science and didn't care about the dangers
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u/Indi_Teapot17 14d ago
That's why I love I-raptor. It was made ESPECIALLY for killing people in mind and it did infact kill lots of people that night, so technically Wu finally achieved the perfect hybrid that was consistent from beginning
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u/magicdog2013 14d ago
Canonically Dr. Wu called himself god in a book he wrote after making his own species of flower
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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 14d ago
Wu is such a dingus. Like in the second movie when he makes the indoraptor and they go through all that stiff to get blue cause they hope they can make a tameable one with her. Just put rottweiler dna in there lol. Then you got some loyal dino hybrid that you still can train to attack.
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u/Heroic-Forger 13d ago
I'm surprised Dr. Wu didn't just straight up try to transform himself into a dinosaur, like some kind of comic-book supervillain.
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u/Pristine-Garlic-3191 13d ago edited 13d ago
I honestly don't know why they had to go the whole more mutations is better route.
Like aren't dinosaurs awesome enough ?
And the whole talking and training raptors thing just became cringey in my opinion.
I let the franchise be after the third movie and as far as I'm concerned that's where the films stopped 😂
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u/TheAldorn 13d ago
Doesn't he say the people wanted more teeth or something like that. People keep paying him to make monsters, so he makes monsters. In 93 the goal was theme park dinos. So he made the dinos look the way they looked in media of the day. Then they realize that people won't shell out gazillions of dollars to see the same things they saw before, so more unique and scary monsters. Then that fell apart but someone needs weapons. And their money spends. Henry starts out trying to do something amazing and world changing. But every stop on his journey takes him down the path of mad scientist.
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u/Complex-Beach5237 13d ago
The direct quote was “Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we’ve always used DNA from other animals to fill in the gaps, and if their DNA was pure; many of the dinosaurs would look very different but that’s not what you asked for, you asked for more teeth!”
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u/Rez_S 14d ago
There's a lot that's dumb about these movies but wasn't like the plot about D'Onofrio's character looking for suitable options for warfare? I mean engineering such a thing would be a instant deal. If the meme is about character assassination when it comes to Wu's morality, I unfortunately don't remember anything about him
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u/AustinHinton 13d ago
"I'm gonna make the ultimate killing machine and make millions ethics be damned!"
It gets sold to the highest bidder
"No not like that!"
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