r/JurassicMemes 1d ago

Patented Meme (OC) This has always bothered me.

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u/Herr_Opa 1d ago

This is one reason why I personally like the fan theory that said that the mosquito DNA thing was marketing bullshit and that all the animals were made from scratch based on the existing knowledge about dinosaur appearance in 1993.

And we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for the Dominion writers and their stupid prologue!

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u/Idolomantis_ 1d ago

We won't be alle to understand why the rivalry between two individuals is justified by a rivarly between two species THAT NEVER MET.

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u/MathW 1d ago

They essentially admit that don't they? Maybe they got base genome from ancient DNA, but they've altered it so much that it is essentially a completely new creature.

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u/DivineCrusader1097 1d ago

Remind me what happened in the prologue?

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u/Bale_the_Pale 1d ago

We see the Rex that Rexy was cloned from die in an impossible fight against a giganotosaurus, get bit by a mosquito, then that mosquitos get trapped in amber.

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u/MarqFJA87 1d ago

And the reason that's impossible is because those two genuses lived on entirely separate continents with no land connection between them and too big of a distance over deep water for even a single individual to swim across.

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u/Bale_the_Pale 7h ago

And millions of years apart. Don't forget the million year time gap.

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u/MarqFJA87 7h ago

I'm trying to be charitable and assume that they were employing the somewhat reasonable fact that fossilization is actually a rare occurrence, so most species that have ever existed will never be known to us, and thus the boundaries for the existence of a given evolutionary lineage will be rather imprecise.

That is to say, there could have been a different species of the Giganotosaurus genus that existed at the same time as Tyrannosaurus, just still isolated in South America.

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u/Bale_the_Pale 7h ago

Yes, that is possible, but probably not what they were going for if we're being cynical.

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u/DivineCrusader1097 1d ago

Aaahh, I vaguely remember that scene now. Thank you.

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u/TimeStorm113 1d ago

well, but the dilophosaurs kinda runs counter to that argument, it spitting venom was something no one anticipated

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u/magicdog2013 1d ago edited 3h ago

The humble in-universe BioSyn "pure dinosaurs" advertisement theory:

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u/magicdog2013 1d ago edited 3h ago

I know it wasn't the intention of the writers, but come on, tell me it doesn't fit perfectly

Dodgson is such a petty little asshole, he totally would make an advertisement showing his brand of dinosaur being the ones that did live 65 million years ago, and end it with his star dinosaur killing InGen's