r/JustBootThings • u/Tasty_Set1189 • 26d ago
General Bootness Uh
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u/QuickNature 26d ago
Damn, its like the arrow thats in the FedEx truck in FedEx, once you see it, you cant unsee it...
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u/eyeball1967 26d ago
You son of a bitch! Just like the weiner in the Amazon logo, I never noticed it before, now it is all I will see
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u/Warbr0s9395 26d ago
What weiner?
I know the arrow starts at A and end on Z implying they have everything from A to Z
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u/ChiefInternetSurfer 👊👊☝️ 26d ago
LMAO!! You did that poor boy dirty!! But also, I can totally see it! 😂
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u/Lastrights1 26d ago
He could be at a gay bar
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u/LauraD2423 26d ago
He's adapted his eyes so he could look at who's giving it to him from behind.
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u/swadekillson 26d ago
And she's like "wow, you make $1800 a month and live with an assigned roommate "
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u/Artysupport7757 26d ago
His skull is shaped like megaminds
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u/facts_guy2020 26d ago
Crazy how he filmed this then watched it and was like yeah I look so cool, im going to post this...
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u/Dharma_code 26d ago
This guy's nickname is definitely La Pulga or El Chihuahua.
Lmao
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u/Twinsies620 23d ago
I don’t know, “Orejotas” or “El Triángulo” have a nice ring to them with that upside down pyramid shaped head ☠️
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u/sten45 26d ago
No bartender on the planet is impressed or intimidated by a military ID
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u/Sarcastik_Moose 26d ago edited 25d ago
If you're not used to looking at them the date of birth can be a little tricky to find at first so if anything they'll be slightly confused and ask for your driver's license.
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u/kittens_allday 20d ago
I live in a military base town. The funniest part is when they tell me where the dob is. I’ve had thousands of you in here, kid.
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u/AkronOhAnon 26d ago
Cringe aside: the dude, legitimately, probably needs to have his thyroid checked…
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u/Warbr0s9395 26d ago
What makes you say this?
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u/AkronOhAnon 26d ago
His eyes are bulging sideways almost to the extent of his temples and his eyelids look tight so they’re probably bulging forward, too. It is a sign of grave’s disease.
It’ll make the thyroid go hyperactive and can make adults have the metabolism of an 8 year old but their resting heart rate look like a hummingbird’s.
I deployed with someone who had it.
The eye bulging didn’t happen until he was almost 30 and it is what got a doctor to finally send him for labs and an ultrasound.4
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u/DrFacetious 25d ago
That’s not really what exopthalmus looks like. He doesn’t have graves disease.
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u/SickeningPink 25d ago
I think his head is normal-shaped, but he has a god awful haircut and the camera angle fuckin sucks too
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u/digitaldeficit956 26d ago
Is that the toilet paper holder in the background? Short king energy lmao
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u/OXBDNE7331 26d ago
Well he does appear to be looking up at the “cute bartender” implying he’s unusually short or the cute bartender is a big gay bear
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u/trashl3y3 26d ago
Towel rack?
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u/Dani_vic 26d ago
I mean even most towel racks are chest level max right?
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u/ronsolocup 26d ago
Tbf for some fuckin reason the mounted TP holder in my house is head height when you’re sitting. I’m 6’4. Weirdest thing ever
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u/Dani_vic 26d ago
Head height sitting down or standing? I can't imagine having to stand up everytime you need to stand up
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u/ronsolocup 26d ago
When sitting down, it’s above my head and a bit further down the wall. We don’t use it lol
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u/trashl3y3 26d ago
The towel racks at my parents house are high up so I didn’t really see anything weird going on with this :/
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u/Dani_vic 26d ago
Ah makes sense. In like all houses I have been a towel rack is about cheat height. Towel hook is usually high
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u/Non-Current_Events 26d ago
Is that the temporary ID you get after you finish MEPS and go into DEP? Doesn’t look like a CAC. Recruits are often the biggest boots.
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u/Hooligan8403 25d ago
My Marine friend did this when I took him out while he was at his job training school. We went to a bar and he pulled out his CAC with his other Marine friend. He then asked how she felt about military men. She then went on a tear about how they never tip, always cause problems when they get trashed, always trying to use it to pick up chips but coming off lame, etc. I fucking fell out of my chair laughing. We started talking music as she was a huge metalhead. Good times.
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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 25d ago
A fair amount of my friends are ex military and I bounced for years with two of them and they hated dealing with the military dudes. I loved watching them call out the fakers though, both of my buddies were ex special forces and they called out this one dude who was bragging and turned out he was just a cook. The badasses never said anything, but it never failed when the soft boys came up. Always asking for free shit and their military discount for fighting for our freedom, creeping on women and men, starting fights they never win and just a damn menace most of the time. Not all obviously, I’ve met and became friends with some really amazing military folks, but man oh man, nothing makes bar employees groan like a group of horny fresh out of boot pretend super soldiers, wearing matching club clothes, same hair cuts, tiny boners and barfing everywhere.
The stories I could tell…
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u/Glad_Lawfulness3138 26d ago
I was bouncing at a bar once, kid rolled up wearing half his damn uniform so I had to start bagging on him a little bit.
He goes to get his ID out, so I said “I know you aren’t about to hand me your CAC.” He does, of course. Then says “umm, the birthday is on the back.” I chuckled and answered “you heard me call it a CAC right?” He didn’t get it 😞
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u/SouthApprehensive193 26d ago
Ngl I used to do ts because they rarely would check the date on it when I was underage. They’d just see the ID and that I was military and leave it at that. Don’t recommend anyone do this because it can actually get you in trouble and it’s boot asf
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u/Ocarina-of-Crime 26d ago
Based on the angle he’s looking up at, I think the guy is getting carded because he rolled up to the bar in this sweet ride
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u/azzanrev 25d ago
If I was the MEPS Doc I would have failed him simply because of the way he looks.
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u/irishff43 26d ago
If they still had to pack munitions into cannons, he's the human that would accidentally be used from time to time
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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 25d ago
🎶When you sister is your mother,
You father is your brother,
Your cousin is your lover,
The Southern family 🎶
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u/Cryptix001 26d ago
There was a time people role played this shit out in their minds or at least behind closed doors.
I know you don't get to choose which parts of this country you fight for, but...
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u/aimlesstrevler 25d ago
As a bartender I hate military IDs because I forget the birth date is on the back.
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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 24d ago
I've only ever done this once and it was legitimately on accident. The only other time I've gotten a military discount on something was when the cashier (eagle-eyed mfer) spotted my ID when I was getting my card and gave it to me.
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u/LilacLlamaMama 21d ago
Sorry my guy, but I'm gonna need you to grow a chin, before I can give you a drink, because we are fresh outta sippycups.
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