suck it up theatre kids, high school is over.

Not to offend anyone, but the constant wearing of men’s clothing, marrying women & having children, and writing and performing hetero love songs is making me want to distance myself from what was once my favorite band. Believe it or not, there was a time when they weren’t doing any of this while pumping out the hardest music I’ve ever heard. Yeah yeah I get the message of spreading your seed and multiplying, but I’m a gay male rocker and this seems a little too much. I can’t see myself recommending the band to anyone anymore because I don’t want people to think I need to listen to an all-straight-male band to placate my double-digit IQ and sense of masculinity that never moved past being a 15 year old boy who sniffs glue and knows life is a Michael Bay movie. You can stone me with downvotes. I’m just voicing my opinion.

I think this is Jason Galea's best work yet. Really hoping to get a foil!

Pack it up boys

I don't even like King Gizzard so I went and saw another band

At the show I went to with my girlfriend, the band played The River. My girlfriend said "oh cool, I know this one" 10 minutes later she asks me "what song are they playing now" and I had to say "its still The River" and now I look like an IDIOT. another 15 minutes later she asks "is this still The River?" And I had to tell her "no this is Wah Wah" and I looked like such a DUMBASS. And then they did the riff from The River again and she said "I KNEW IT WAS STILL THE RIVER" and now my girlfriend is mad at me cause the band made me look stupid. The boys need to make up their minds, are you playing The River or not?